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Denial

2012-01-27T14:28:00.007+08:00

Bud said when he first met me, you know, during our uni life, he didn't really think i'm that pretty.

What was he talking about????????????

I looked smokin' HOT!

Congratulations Yusma Bazleigh!

2012-01-25T19:34:00.009+08:00

Somebody asked me, "apa perasaan dah pakai iPhone?"

I said, "melalaikan".

Its true!!! I spend more time looking at my phone than i spend looking at my mirror nowadays & complain on my zits.

One thing, i need to learn NOT to look at the phone when im eating with my family, or when anybody especially my mom is talking to me. I always find that looking at your phone when you're having conversations with other people is rude, so i need to stop doing that.

Actually Bud and I have a rule. When eating, NO IPAD or LAPTOP on the table. Focus! Give attention to each other and others also.

Now, have to add NO IPAD or LAPTOP or iPHONE on the table.

But somehow, its so fun having smart phones cos you are never alone. Free txts and chats and calls make everything seems so perfect. Who says there's no such thing as free lunch? Haa cikgu Econ101 haaa jawab tauuuu.

I am on whatsapp with my girls practically like 24/7, we update each other every single thing we do.

"Morning girlssss i just got up."

"Wuwuwuwuwuuu i tengah sakit perutttt."

"Ouh going to the toilet now."

"OK. Already in the toilet."

Like that is not enough, we will take pictures and videos of ourselves and send to each other. I have a video of Ilya walking back from her university, I have a video of Nurul singing, haaa you just name it.

That is why only girls can take a look at my Photo folder in my phone okay. Even Bud cannot! Hehehe.

Anyway, i have a news to tell all of you. My beloved husband, the only jejaka yang tahan dengan kegedikan i, have gotten his promotion! Yayyyy proud proud proud! Alhamdulillah, more rezeki for us. And InsyaAllah, with more rezeki we have, the more we can share with our families and those in need.

He said he has a BIG surprise for me nanti. I can't wait to know what it is. But IN CASE la hunny, a Macbook Air would suffice. LOL materialistic.

And then he asked me, nak belanja apa for his colleagues. Im so humbled by his generosity. Not everybody terfikir nak belanja kawan2 lepas being promoted hmm sape lah tu tahi hidung masin.

So okaylah. Just wanna share this happy news with you guys. You guys have been so supportive of us so thank youuu!! We both love you (s).

:))

Four Es

2012-01-20T06:18:00.005+08:00

Yes, im on iPhone now. And yes, im cool now. Hahaha so poyo lah me.

Got my phone last 2 weeks, and was not that excited tho. Dont know why. Maybe because im not ready to let go of my pinkberrrryyy!!! Tsk mommy miss you already.

But bersyukur lah dikurniakan rezeki tuk memiliki iPhone. iPhone 4S pulak tu. Over sangat rasanya. Orang selalu bertatih tatih dulu upgrade. Ni dari rumah pondok terus ke condominium mewah.

Dulu sebenarnya dah plan nak beli iPhone. Masa tu contemplating nak amik iPhone or Blackberry. And then Bud dah kasi duit to beli. Tapi tak beli2. At that time he gave me RM1,200 sebab harga iPhone tu at that time around RM1,190. Something like that lah kalau amik plan 24 months.

So now finally i bought the phone for RM1,350 for 24 months contract. Duit RM1,200 dia kasi tu dah habis pakai dah pun LOL.

And then that night masa i bayar tu i told him i dah bayar for iPhone 4S. And then he asked, how much. I said RM1,350. And then he said nanti i masukkan RM150 dalam account sayang k. And then i rasa nak menangis tsk kenapa sweet sangat. And then i said ish jangan lah buat i nak nangis. And then he said, haa? Why you wanna cry? And then i said, nothing, nothing. And then i missed him.

So far im loving the fact that i can take pictures everyday and send it to my husband's email on the spot. Weeee so lame. Haha. Sometimes before i send i will send to my girls first and ask for their feedback okay tak gambar tu. I wanna send only the hot hot ones. Wahahaha.

But honestly, i think Siri is such a waste of my time. He does not understand me, my english accent is not up to his standard hence he always misunderstood what i was saying, and he is OK when i call him annoying bunch.

When i say WHAT he does not get it it. I need to say WOT. - __ -

I mean, like, WOT is wrong with you Siri??

But sometimes he can be a good heartless companion at night eventhough he had rejected my love.

*nanges*

Another thing is my thumb is too big for the keypad. Especially when im typing in a rush. Sometimes when my girls send their pictures and they look so pretty, i wanted to say OMGGGGGGGG cantiknyeeeee but it turned out to be ONGGGGGGG cantiknyeeeee. Sigh fat thumb i don't know any Uncle Ong.

That day Bud said dia pun nak pakai smartphone. Wahhhhhhh tanak kalah keeeee hahaha. But i think he might take Blackberry instead cos he's too skema for an iPhone. Hahaha ;p

I asked him,

"Why sayang nak smart phone?"

*dalam hati dah terharu mengharapkan dia jawab jawapan-jawapan romantis seperti "senang nak contact sayang." atau "boleh i dapat gambar2 sayang on the spot."*

BUT Noooooooooooooo.

Jawapan beliau,

"Senang sket i nak check email office."

*apaaaaaaaaaaaa????!!!!*

Senang sket i nak check EMAIL OFFICE???

FINE.

Wangi Much?

2012-01-13T18:42:00.010+08:00

Im not a perfume lover. Sometimes i tak tahan bau perfume tu especially bila yang jenis2 sexy smell. Mengalahkan ibu mengandung ye saya tau. Tapi i suka lelaki yang wangi. Maka bertuahlah kerana mendapat Bud yang memang tak keds beli perfume.

Tapi the thing is, perfume2 kat Malaysia ni mahal tahap ekzos. Kita berbicara pasal yang original bukan yang rejected bla bla bla ye. So kadang2 rasa cam adehhh kopak la wallet. Balik2 ternanti2 sesiapa kawan yang nak ke Singapore sebab nak kirim kat sana murah.

Disebabkan itu, si budak kedekut ni sangatlah gumbira campur teruja tatkala mengenali seorang blog reader bernama Ajax yang sekarang ni dah jadi kawan, kerana dia boleh supply perfume original bukan yang rejected bla bla bla dengan harga yang SANGAT MURAH!

Dia dapat supply from Abu Dhabi, so that's why dia pun boleh kasi kita price yang WAY cheaper dari Malaysia punya price. I dah pernah order kat dia, Ultimately Yours by Beckham sebab perfume tu takde kat Malaysia. And man, i tell you bau dia... OMG cair kot!

Masa Bud balik hari tu memang dia duk pakai. Sebelum tido pun dia sembur.

Situasi: Dalam bilik.

"Wanginyeeee. You pakai perfume eh?"

"No."

(Amboi tanak ngaku)

"Hmm don't lie."

"Yerrrr i pakai. I nak la wangi2 for my wife."

Awww schweet. Thank you sayang!!! Hahaha. Lagi satu yang i sukaaaaaa sangat bau perfume for lelaki is Acqua Di Gio.

Aih this one. Lemah kot.

And then, latest one yang i sukaaaaaaaa sangat bila Bud pakai:

Hotness.

So anyway, Ajax is taking orders now so if you're interested to get your favourite perfume at an amazing price, do contact him at ajaxshams@gmail.com. If anything you wanna ask just ask lah okay. He's a very nice guy albeit a bit gila. Lol! Customer service pun very the efficient. Puas hati sangat beli from him.

Anyway, below are the prices. So kalau rasa2 berbaloi nak beli, contactlah Ajax ye kawan2. Cuma satu je. If you order now, you will only get it around mid February. That's when he'll be back to Malaysia. Maka ada lah masa korang nak ke counter2 Parkson and survey2 perfume mana yang tak menghasilkan pencemaran bau.

TAPI!!! Ajax ada quota. Dia boleh bawa balik 35 perfumes je at a time so siapa cepat dia paling hot okay.

Pasal harga, memang confirm murah. Just trust me lah please! Tapi if korang nak juga survey2 harga kat luar sana dulu, fine lah. If you miss your spot don't cry cry at me. Just go okay just go. Haha nape kena emo.

Baiklah. Saya akhiri majlis dengan kata-kata yang penuh hikmah:

"Hidung yang bahagia adalah hak milik setiap insan."

Sekian, wassalam.

****************************************************

(Name)	(ml)	(RM)

Angel Schlesser	125	125
Angel Schlesser Oriental Edition	125	135

Becham for Men	75	125

Boss Orange	100	215

Britney Spears - Fantasy	100	135
Britney Spears - Midnite	100	135
Britney Spears - Radiance	100	165

Burberry - Brit Red	100	160
Burberry - Brit Woman	100	165
Burberry - London	100	170
Burberry London-old	100	125
Burberry Sport	100	170

Bvlgari - Aqua	100	170
Bvlgari - Extreme	100	145
Bvlgari - Omnia Amethyst	65	170
Bvlgari Rose	100	195

Carolina Herrera - Sexy	100	185
Carolina Herrera - Sexy	100	185
Carolina Herrera - Sexy For Women	100	185
212 Men	50	160
212 Men	100	235
212 Men( T)	100	200

Chanel - Allure Homme	100	365
Chanel - Allure Homme	50
Chanel - Allure Sport	100	385
Chanel - Allure Women	100	395
Chanel - Chance	100	435
Chanel - Coco by Chanel	100	485
Chanel - Coco Mademoiselle	100	465
Chanel - Cristalle	100	295
Chanel - No 19
Chanel - No 5 - EDP	100	495
Chanel - No 5 - EDT	100	405
Chanel - No 5 (Tester)EDP	100	425
Chanel - No 5 (Tester)EDT	100	375

CK - Be	200	145
CK - Euphoria Blossom(t)	100	170
CK - Euphoria Men	100	170
CK - Euphoria Women edp	100	200
CK - One	200	160
CK - One Summer	100	115
CK - Summer Men	100	125
CK Eternity Men	100	160
CK Eternity Women	100	160
CK Summer puple	100	145

Clinique Happy for Men	100	190

Comme De Garcons-EDP	100	315
Comme De Garcons-EDP	50	260

Creed - Black	100	445

D&G - Anthology
D&G - Light Blue Men	100	215
D&G - Light Blue Women	100	245
D&G The One	100	315

Davidoff - Cool Water Woman EDT	100	125

DKNY - Be Delicious	50	150
DKNY - Be Delicious	100	200
DKNY - Fresh Blossom	100	225
DKNY - Fresh Blossom	100	225

DSquared2 - He Wood	100	190
DSquared2 - He Wood T	100	165

Dunhill - Desire Blue	100	165
Elizabeth Arden	100	125

Escada - Women	50	135
Escada Absolutely Me	100	190

Estee Lauder - Dazzling Gold	100	235

Giorgio Armani - Aqua de Gio	100	265
Giorgio Armani - Diamond	100	235

Gucci - Gucci Sport	100	235
Gucci - Guilty	50	225
Gucci by Gucci	100	210

Hermes - Terres d Hermes	100	315
Hermes - TDH T	100	275

Hug Boss - Men	100	175
Hugo Boss - Women	100	175
Hugo Boss - XX	100	160
Hugo Boss - XY	100	160

Incanto Charm	100	145

Issey Miyake	100	205

J.Lo - A Glow	100	125

John Varvatos	125	160
John Varvatos Vintage	125	145

JPG - La Male	125	215
JPG - Women	100	235

Lancome - Miracle
Lancome - Miracle EDP	100	285

Marc Jacob - Lola	100	285
Marc Jacobs - Daisy	50	170

Narciso Rodriguez - Eue De Musk	100	325
Nina Ricci- Apple EDT	80	200

Paco Rabanne - One Million	80	395
Paco Rabanne - Lady Million	80	315
Paco Rabanne - Lady Million T	80	305

Paul Smith - Rose	100	125
Polo Explorer tester	125	145

Ralph Lauren - Blue Man edt	125	215
Ralph Lauren - Romance Men T	100	160
Ralph Lauren - Romance Women T	100	225
Ralph Lauren Blue	100	225

SJP Lovely	100	135
Sonia Rykiel - Grey
Stella Mc Cartney	100	275

Tom Ford - Black Orchid	50	360
Tom Ford - Black Orchid	100	460
Tom Ford - Grey Vetiver	100	400

Thierry Mugler - Alien	30	190
Thierry Mugler - Angel	50	255

Versace - Bright Crystal	100	185
Creed white	100	495

YSL Babydoll	100	160
YSL L'homme	100	225

Trauma by Wardina

2012-01-13T17:33:00.003+08:00

I was so moved by this entry by Wardina, i had sparkle in my eyes reading them.

"Jangan sentuh dia, dia tak ada tudung."

:')

2012-01-11T07:39:00.001+08:00

Ok testing.

Kipling?

2012-01-07T01:40:00.015+08:00

I had a good cycle of ups and downs in 2011. Which is good, cos if you're sad all the time, its depressing. And if you're happy all the time, its, uhm, also depressing. Lol!

Ok ok happy is good tralalala.

Anyway, that day one of my cousins said she wanted Kipling for her school bag. My instant reaction was, "What's Kipling? I only know Swan." And she looked at me with this one look, as if she's saying "Ugh im so malas to layan you you so old" while kept on staring at her Blackberry. Fine. Suka buat ayat sendiri and then merajuk sendiri. Fine Roe.

Anyway, thank you to the technology called google, within 2 seconds i knew whats Kipling. Duh. This bag! I've seen it before!! Just never bothered to learn its name.

2 days after i learned what Kipling bag is, suddenly received an email from Sha, yes, my darling Sha, about Kipling! Her sister just got back from the US and she is selling these Kipling bags at such an UNBELIEVABLE prices.

For example, this bag is sold at RM649 in the market and she is just selling it for RM190. OMG! Look at how much you can save!! Berapa % discount tu? Ala you count la its Maths Im so malas to kira, But its definitely more than 50% off!

Its new, its authentic, its original, no fake2 Grade A Grade B like my Long Champ bag, of which, if you look closely, kinda spelled like Long Chomp.

Enough said, if you want those Kipling bags for yourself or your children, do get em' from Sha! Sha is one of my most trusted friends, and you can expect nothing but the best from her. Highly recommended. And oh, if you buy multiple items, you get more discounts summore! Gosh, i have genewous fwens!

Find out what's more in store by clicking their facebook page or their blog.

I asked my cousin, "Why do you like Kipling bags? I dulu pakai Swan okay aje. Rasa cool bila jalan."

She said, because its comfortable, bila letak banyak buku pun tak rasa berat.

Hmm ye ke. Cam tak logic.

But if its true, wow. What a technology. I should try.

So mothers, if you love your sons' or daughters' shoulders, get these Kipling bags. Kasihanilah mereka dan bahu mereka.

My Confession

2012-01-04T11:56:00.008+08:00

I miss Ilya. I really do.

I hated it when she left, i hated it when she bid farewell at the airport. I hated it when i had to tahan nangis.

I feel like everyone is leaving me!!!

First Sha, then Bud, then Meh, then Bud, then Ilya, then Bud again. Sobs. :'(

Maybe i need more friends. So that i don't feel lonely and left out everytime they are not around. But friends like them is hard to find!!

5 years flashback: Sha was the one i go-to when i needed a company. She didn't have as many friends also, which was an A plus for me cos it meant she can pay her attention to me and only me! We were pretty tight. We went everywhere together. Our toilet schedules were arranged systematically and we hated it when one of us was on leave or were having that-time-of-the-month because then it means we cannot go to pray together. And to toilet.

And then she left me!!! For Australia!

Meh was, and still is my rock. She is always there for me, even if i called and needed her at 3am, she'd be there no matter what. Its proven already, many times. She never berkira with me, and we always have something to talk about. I love her very the much.

But then she left me too!!! For Kerteh!

Ilya, well, Ilya being Ilya, she'd be the one commenting that i look like boyan that day, and she is also the one who would tell me im prettier than Kate Middleton. She is also always there for me, and always include me in her activities. On weekends, we would call each other in the morning and tell each other what are our plans for the day. I miss those days!!!

And, she too, left me for Somewhere over the Rainbow!!!!!!!!

Seeeeeeeeeeee. I told you. Everyone is leaving me!!!!

Who's next?!

Dah lah. Nak cari Gong Cha. Chocolate Milk Tea, Less Ice, Less Sugar.

Sedap.

I Hate Ghosts!!!

2011-12-29T15:46:00.009+08:00

This is a true story.

A ghost was trying to make friends with me.

While i was in the toilet.

WHY KAK LIMAH WHYYYYYYYYYY??!!!!

*cry dalam hati*

It was 6pm. Tarikh keramat itu adalah pada hari Selasa, the 27th. I baru balik training from Impiana and went back to the office because i had a date with Nurul after Maghrib. So masuk office dulu, to semayang Asar.

So i masuk toilet nak amik air semayang. Lepas dah habis, i usually will basuhkan muka extra 4 - 5 kali bilas sebab nak kasi cleaner. Suddenly, masa i tengah bilas muka tu, i dengar kat telinga belah kiri i, bunyi yang dalam cerita seram selalu bunyi tu.

"Herghhhhh"

I terus terbreak. Eh? Apakah ini.

5 seconds later...

"Herrrrghhhhhhhh"

Ahhh sudah. Ni yang i kurang gemar ni. Tapi memula i takde perasaan takut lagi. Sebab i thought bunyi selipar i. Blur (and uhm, ok fine stupid), i cuba gerakkan selipar i untuk test whether it would keluarkan bunyi yang i dengar tadi.

But it didn't.

Bunyi selipar i bila basah lain. Bunyi dia cam "Eeekkk" .

Tanpa mahu menanggung risiko terbasah dalam seluar, i slowly and graciously pakai tudung, amik segala barang and keluar dari toilet dengan pergerakan yang sungguh tenang. I tannak whoever-that-was tau yang bulu roma i dah meremang tahap popeye.

Masa keluar toilet, terserempak lah pulak dengan kakak cleaner. Menjerit i! Dia pun jerit! Tah pape nye lah Roe ni. Macam lah tak pernah terserempak camtu. Tapi sebab hati dah tak stabil, maka cepat paranoid.

Then, i went to Abang Man's place and i told him what happened. Nak ikut cerita, dia pula cam takut. Aaaaaaaa bila dia takut, i kena la berani. Selalu camtu. Bila orang tu berani, kita akan takut. Bila dia takut, kita akan jadi berani.

"Takde apalah Abang Man. Don't let them win!! Baca Ayat Qursi."

Pandai i cakap kan. Padahal hati i dah dug dag dug dag hoping whoever-that-was tu tak dengar perbualan kami.

Not long after that, Abang Man dah nak balik. Sekarang ni kan ramai orang cuti so takde orang kat office. Tinggal dah i sorang kat office. Masa tu baru pukul 6 and i nak jumpa Nurul after Maghrib kan. So nak tanak i kena stay office lah to wait for Maghrib. I memang tanak dah lah masuk toilet okay pelis so i duk menjaga air semayang supaya boleh terus semayang Maghrib, and chow.

Nak dijadikan cerita, pundi kencing i buat hal la pulak!! Tadi masa ada orang kamu tanak keluar. I memang ada skill menahan kencing tapi this time, dia lain. Jenis yang kena dibebaskan juga.

Tapi i tak kira. I nak tahan juga!! I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THE TOILET!!!

Masuk je Maghrib, i terus semayang and once done, terus turun dan berharap hari esok lebih baik dari hari ini. I nak lupakan kisah silam traumatic ini!!

Dah tak perlu nak drama.

2 Days Later...........

I just got into the office, and went to Abang Man's place. Then he said,

"Ya Allah Roe. I rasa apa yang jadi kat you tu betul lah.."

"Hmm?"

"Yesterday petang, kan i balik office lepas training kan."

"Ahaaaa..."

"And then, masa tengah semayang, i dengar bunyi PC baru dibuka. I thought Nizam ke siapa. Bila i dah habis semayang, i tengok takde siapa pun around and my PC masa tu tengah off."

Adoiiii hantuuu kamu nak check Facebook ke apa?!

If you must know, kat tempat Abang Man tu ada 3 cubicles aje. Dia, Nizam, and Kak Hanim. Kak Hanim pun pakai PC and PC dia off. So logicnya, MUNGKIN la Nizam punya laptop kot. MAYBE dia simpan laptop dia dalam cabinet and MAYBE kipas laptop tengah jalan ke apa walaupun tak logic. Tapi nak sedapkan hati kan.

But Nizam cakap his laptop dia bawa balik and Kak Hanim pula tak pakai laptop!

So, bunyi PC siapa yang Abang Man dengar itu?

Nak sedapkan hati lagi, Abang Man siap tour the floor and NO ONE WAS THERE!

The thing is, kitorang nye PC/Laptop ni, bila buka je memang macam2 pop up akan kuar and macam2 bunyi. Pastu ada yang kalau dapat email, notification tu akan berbunyi. So semua benda tu Abang Man dengar dengan sangat clear masa dia tengah semayang.

Ok now. Memanglah cerita "seram" i ni tak seseram Juon ke apa, tapi still menakutkan okay!! I've never experienced such a thing. Damn lah hantu nih now i nak pandang cermin dalam toilet tu pun dah tak berani. Pandang sipi2 je. Nak kenc pun nak kena ajak orang teman. Aaaaaaa nangis!!!

Sebenarnya, Nurul pun pernah kena kacau. Tapi dia kena kat toilet Level 63. So masa dia cerita tu, i takdelah takut sangat sebab i thought, jauh kot 'diorang' nak travel ke Level 74. But now they're here???!

Not just Nurul lah, our friends yang lain juga. Sorang tu kena kat Level 61. Masa tu malam, dia sensorang and dia balik lambat. Pastu dia dengar cam bunyi ada orang. Bila dia angkat kepala, kat depan dia dia nampak kepala orang hodoh (hantu) tergantung depan border dia tu. Terus demam seminggu.

Hmm. Let's just hope if one day he/she decided nak jelmakan diri depan i, (Nauzubillahimindzalik) beliau adalah sekiut Casper.

Jangan Mengumpat

2011-12-29T07:42:00.020+08:00

My colleagues and I just got back from a 2-day training where the trainer uses the likes of word such as "Enterprise Metrics" and "Cross Functional Process Map". Yes, YAWN. But what to do. Corporate people like us loveee to come up with dry and boring subjects. LOL!

Anyway, i came to the office this morning pretty early and i got to catch the sun baru nak rise!!!

So so sooo preettyyy!!! SubhanAllah. The benefit of bangun awal pagi sebab ibunda tercinta ada course untuk peniaga-peniaga kecil di Cheras pukul 8. OMG comel gila peniaga-peniaga kecil. And she was like,

"Ibu kena pergi course ni.. Persatuan ibu dah bayar mahal untuk kitorang."

"Oh ye ke.. berapa?"

"Banyak... RM70 sorang."

Alololo my mom WHY SO CUTEEE!!! I was like, "Oh... mahalnyeee!!"(tambah perisa). Imagine if she heard we spent almost RM5,000 each for that YAWN training we went to. Hahaha. ;p Okay lets just hope the Pritchett guys don't come across this blog. Huhu..

Oh btw baru perasan dalam gambar tak nampak the color of the sun. Cis. Tapi i swear the orange color was so bright this morning!

OK Now. Mari beralih kepada topik sebenar kita pada hari ini. Sebenarnya today i nak share sesuatu untuk mereka-mereka yang ada masalah mulut berbau. Jika anda rasa/perasan anda tiada masalah ini, boleh berenti baca dan beredar ke website yang lebih berilmiah seperti harunyahya.com untuk menambahkan ilmu pengetahuan.

Namun, jika anda rasa anda adalah salah satu daripada mereka yang mengalami fenomena mulut berahem ahem, keep reading keep reading keeeep reading.

OK. Entry kali ini bukanlah untuk berbicara tentang PUNCA atau BAGAIMANA mulut boleh berbau. Itu korang boleh google. I nak share, Bagaimana Untuk Mengurangkan Bau Mulut. Terutama bila bangun pagi. Ni yang bau natural punya ya. Bukan kerana makan petai atau kari.

Banyak petua2 tradisional kat luar sana yang boleh korang ikut. Guna bunga cengkih, lima kasturi, baking soda, minum teh hijau and the beat goes on. Cuma kalau korang cam i, yang ~~pemalas~~ "rajin" tak suka leceh dan sume nak cepat, boleh ikut cara i.

Firstly, bagi sesiapa yang ada masalah ini, jangan gusar atau rasa down kerana 90% dari manusia sejagat ada masalah ini termasuklah Brad Pitt. Tapi you don't know cos siapa nak ngaku mulut dia berbau. Memang tak lah kan. Especially depan potential soulmate. You hanya akan dengar mereka mengaku depan dentist aje. "Doctor doctor kenapa saya dah gosok gigi 3 kali sehari bangun pagi mulut saya masih berbau doctor doctor macam mana nak hilangkan bau mulut please."

Oh btw statistic 90% tu adalah rekaan sendiri nak tunjuk sebenarnya ramai ada masalah ini.

Anyway, secara basicnya, bau mulut datangnya dari usus bla bla bla. Especially pada orang yang dah berkahwin, mengatasi masalah ini sangat penting sebab kita bangun pagi je nak kiss kekasih hati kat sebelah. Tapi malas nak gi toilet gosok gigi dulu kan? Tu kalau nak kiss biasa. Kalau kiss tak biasa? Jadi demi mengekalkan keharmonian rumahtangga dan untuk tidak membuatkan pasangan kita turn off, marilah bersama membanteras gejala ini.

Mari mulakan.

1. KAYU SUGI

Ni i pernah cakap its good tapi tak pernah share how to use it. But its really good and it works!!!

Tapi i tau ramai malas nak pakai ni sebab tak biasa kan. Selama ni pakai ubat gigi so bila pakai kayu sugi, rasa tak puas selagi takde buih. Dan mungkin tak confident yang ianya berkesan FINE. Tapi reason utama maybe sebab kat Malaysia ni susah nak dapat and hanya mengharapkan ihsan mereka2 yang pergi umrah untuk belikan.

Lagi satu, kayu sugi ni senang hilang. Tatau nape. Expose Mistik kan. I punya dah banyak kali juga lah hilang. Sebbaik masa kat Oman dah beli extra. So takpe. Kita skip the benefit of this one, tapi if you have kayu sugi, USE IT!!

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED by Karroe.

2. TONGUE CLEANER

OK. Tongue cleaner ni digunakan untuk membersihkan lidah. Ramai nak jimat dan cepat maka pakai berus gigi. Bukan saja tu. Tapi memang kita diajar camtu pun kan. Bila nurse gigi kat sekolah ajar cara-cara yang betul untuk memberus gigi, dia pesan juga, "Jangan lupa bersihkan lidah dengan berus gigi juga ya adik-adik."

But trust your momma (me), when i say you'd feel the difference if you tukar daripada berus gigi ke tongue cleaner ni.

Harga hanyalah RM3.90 dan boleh didapati di Guardian Guardian berdekatan anda. Boys, jangan risau. Color lain pun ada.

Cara nak pakai? Mudah. I nak ajar pun segan sebab korang sume dah pandai pandai. So kita skip. Cuma nak remind yang dia ada 2 sides. Satu side yang smooth permukaan dia. So tamo pakai yang tu. Pakai side yang kasar sket so that can pull all of your sisa2 makanan dan minuman dengan lebih effective.

Seeloknya simpan satu kat office so lepas makan breakfast ke lunch, boleh pergi toilet dan pakai. For girls, elok simpan dalam handbag and bawa ke mana-mana. For guys, uhm.. simpan lah kat poket ke apa.

So tu je lah sebenarnya. Haha. The whole idea is to perkenalkan this tongue cleaner sebenarnya. So far orang2 yang i recommend pakai ni cakap memang ada improvement dan suami pun makin sayang. Ewah. Suami makin sayang tu andaian sendiri la tapi.

Untuk masalah mulut berbau kerana baru lepas makan kari ke apa, i would recommend makan ini:

Eclipse, boleh didapati di sume kedai. KOT.

Sebenarnya i tak makan sangat ni sebab pedas and i suka Mentos. Tapi i tengok Nurul suka beli ni and Ben pun cakap this is the best mints untuk hilangkan the bau makanan dengan cepat so i trust him and you should too! Cuma mahal sket lah dari biasa. RM5++. Tapi memang lepas makan ni, memang tayah risau dah lah sebab memang effective.

Anyway, ni sume part of our usaha. I don't guarantee it works 100%, but it helps. Usaha lain adalah seperti gosok gigi at least 2 minit dan jangan mengumpat. Sebab orang mengumpat ni mulut dia memang akan mengeluarkan aroma yang hanc. Cuma bau tu tak dapat dihidu oleh hidung manusia. Tapi malaikat. So siapa2 yang mengumpat memang malaikat tak tahan nak duduk dekat dengan dia walaupun dia selalu kunyah Eclipse.

Alright tu aje untuk edisi kali ini.

Lastly, if you need a good laugh:

The Day My Husband Shed A Tear..

2011-12-24T14:27:00.006+08:00

We were having lunch. Bud's mom cooked up something special for us because Bud's going back tonight to Oman. *cry*

While we were happily eating and chit chatting, his phone rang. His friend from Oman called. He excused himself and went away to take the call. I don't know why i was so menyibuk, cos after that i followed him for no apparent reason. When i sat beside him only then i realised, "whoaaa why are you so paranoid as if checking him up kot2 ada wanita lain call." LOL! I am not that kind of a woman. If my husband is cheating on me, i'll start devising strategies on how to kikis his harta. HAHA LOL again! ;p

So anyway, after i realised i might be seen as a potential desperado following him around like that, i got back to the dining table and finished my meal. Only then i went back to him and from afar, i sensed there's something wrong with his expression. He looked.... pale. When i left him just now, he wasn't like that at all!

So i sat beside him, and hugged him from the side. Short while after that, he said goodbye to his friend and hung up the phone. He looked down (both physically and emotionally) - if you know what i mean.

"Are you okay hunny?" I asked.

"Uhmm.. yeah."

"What happened?"

"One of our exploration wells kena stop operation.."

"Okkayyy.. Why?"

"We dah drill about 1 km.. But apparently there's a huge amount of gas at the surface and if we continued, it may be dangerous."

Then he looked down again. I didn't know what to say. All of a sudden, i saw something that i get to see only once every 5 years.

He cried.

Ok Ok not literally cried laa but his eyes well up.

I quickly hugged him harder and kissed him on the forehead. I couldnt help but to be curious. I mean, is he crying because he's leaving tonight or what.

"Ermm.. why are you crying..?"

"Im not crying. Mata masuk habuk."

"In BOTH eyes?"

"Yes."

Okay lah... Maybe he was too macho to admit.

"Hunny, im your wife. Share with me."

"Its nothing."

"You're sad because we need to stop operation?"

"Uhm.. Yeah."

"But why? Isn't this normal? Its not the first time we (PETRONAS) have to stop operation."

"Yeah.. I just feel.... You know... We have spent millions for the drilling and i just...." He stopped, and looked down again.

"Ermm.. Is this the first time for you...?"

"Uhm.. yeah."

Ahh... i get it now. This man, this man of mine, is sad because he felt that all of the money, effort and energy spent to drill the well is wasted. I admire this man, for his loyalty and sense of ownership to the company. Not everybody cares how much PETRONAS is at loss as long as i get my paycheck at the end of the day.

After that, we both sat quietly on the bench, our hands holding each others' tightly. Not so long after that i saw a tear rolled down his cheek. And in that moment, i know, i married the best guy anyone can ever have.

I have so much respect for you sayang. As an HR, *ahem* i say, you're the best employee anyone could ever hire and PETRONAS and in fact, the country is so lucky to have you.

You're the best geoscientist there is and in my heart of heart, i love you like no other...

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*I found the picture below where Bud is showing one of the well locations that was drilled this year by PETRONAS Oman. The well is called Simr-2H1.

Rumah Perlindungan Nasuha

2011-12-20T08:16:00.008+08:00

This morning i ikut Ben and Kak Shy pergi kerja. Cos they are going to KLCC so alang2 tu, ikut sekali lah. Plannya diorang nak bertolak pun lepas Subuh, around 6.15am. I pula bangun selalu kul 6.45am. Tapi sebab taknak menyusahkan Bud kena hantar i pergi kerja dari Shah Alam nun jauh di sana, i thought, takpelah, bangun lah awal sket today. So at 5.30am i dah bangun and siap.

Bud cakap, dia tak kisah pun nak hantar i. Sebab dia suka send me off to work and spend time with me in the car. (yeah, i know im fun) ;p Tapi dia cakap the fact that i sanggup bangun pagi sebab tanak menyusahkan dia kena hantar, the thoughtfullness tu buatkan dia bertambah sayang kat i. Ececece.. LOL!

Selalunya every morning kalau tdo Shah Alam, kitorang akan bangun 6.45am, and then Bud akan mandi dulu. I kemas2 katil and readykan apa2 yang patut. So pagi tu adalah waktu di mana kami berdua akan lah the rush.

Tapi this morning, sambil i bersiap, Bud masih tdo. I tengok dia, cam comel sangat. Haha. And then masa nak tinggalkan dia tu, rasa sedih tak pasal2 cam working mommy yang kena tinggalkan anak pagi2. Haha. I cam duduk tepi katil tu, pandangggg je dia sambil usap2 rambut dia. Waaa sayang gila kat mamat ni kan!

Anyway, Bud has been transferred to Oman now for another 2 - 3 years. Depending lah on the operations there. If we are making money, we stay. If not, husband ku boleh pulang ke pangkuan.

Hari tu dia on attachment for a year kan. Pastu patut contract habis November. Tapi sebab jadi kesayangan boss, maka boss dia nak dia stay pula on transfer basis.

Perasaan i, sedih lah of course. Bila nak settle down camni. Tapi takpelah. Im sure Allah is giving us the best for both of us, and if this is the best, i terima.

Anyway, last Sunday Bud, Nurul, Zura and I went to Rumah Anak-Anak Yatim Nasuha. Or some call it Rumah Perlindungan Nasuha. Its in Batu Caves.

Personally, i prefer to call it Rumah Perlindungan Nasuha because this place bukan ada anak2 yatim aje, but anak2 fakir miskin, kena tinggal parents, etc.

We first got to know about this house from a forwarded email and Nurul suggested for us to take a look. Why? Because tempat ni agak baru and not registered, so ramai tatau kewujudan mereka.

Before this we spent our time and effort for Rumah Amal Siraman Kasih in Rawang. But we figured, that place dah agak stable, and we have a group of friends yang very committed to the house, so its covered. Therefore we wanted to contribute to some place else, hence Rumah Perlindungan Nasuha (RPN).

For your info, they are living with nearly 50 people in 2 houses, satu rumah perempuan, satu rumah lelaki. And rumah tu takdelah besar mana pun. Sewa is RM1400 for each house.

Can you imagine?

Hmm imagine lah anda sebelum anda diimaginekan ye.

Umi is the care taker, a very generous and kind-hearted woman, always smiling. I am so humbled by her sincerity. I don't think i have the strength and patience she has to provide love, shelter and protection for these kids.

Umi is also helped by 2 anak dia, and seorang menantu, who are also living in the same house. And when we met them, diorang sangatlah normal and tak nampak depressed langsung, you wouldn't know the kind of life they are going through.

I sedih bila tengok some of the kids tu, ada yang kepala botak. And you can see kepala berkurap, maybe dijangkiti bacteria ke apa and perhaps they don't have the money to go to specialist, or do not have the time to pay full attention to these kids' needs. You cannot blame the care takers. 45 kids vs 4 kids of yours at home, tak apple to apple.

I rasa sedih sebab i don't have more time, money and power to give better lives for them. Yang paling i risau is the kids' education. I wish i can do better than just visiting them and buying them stuff once in a while.

Anyhow, you can find out more about them here. Or, better yet, you can turun padang by visiting them. Call Umi first if nak datang k?

Umi : 017 - 935 4323

Or if segan or this is your first time for this kind of thing, you can join me and Nurul for our next visit. Just email me at roe233@yahoo.com if you're interested.

ORRRR if you'd like to contribute but doesn't have the luxury of time, you can masukkan duit dalam their Maybank account. Berilah setakat mana termampu walaupun seringgit, asalkan ikhlas. Seringgit ni lah investment kita for a better permanent life so friends, lebihkan memberi, dan kurangkan meminta.

Tapi kalau meminta kat husband takpe. ;p

MAYBANK

5648 2900 0530

"Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak-Anak Yatim Al Nasuha"

Tips when contributing to these kind of houses:

1. Be careful in giving money. Some welfare homes like this, ada yang pengasas dia tak ikhlas. The money people give for the kids, they use at their own advantage. So do your research!

For RPN, Umi has earned our trust so that is why we berani kasi cash. If not, if you want to contribute, just belikan barang2 keperluan.

2. Don't simply buy stuff for them that you assume they are lack of. For example, orang suka kasi beras. Bila sume orang kasi beras, maka beras akan bertimbun di dapur sometimes sampai kena gigit tikus or lipas.

Better yet, if nak beri makanan, beri bahan basah cam ayam, ikan bilis, bawang, etc. Things that they eat everyday. Lagi best kalau you dah masakkan siap2.

BESTEST yet, ASK them what they need, and buy exactly that.

3. Barang2 yang orang selalu lupakan is like toilettries, pampers, susu, and for rumah yang ada anak dara, pad.

All in all, cash is always better nonetheless. But like i said, be careful when giving out cash, and most importantly, before helping, DO YOUR RESEARCH!

Sekian dari Roenama TV.

RoeHanis

2011-12-19T15:14:00.001+08:00

Tersangatlah Cantik.

Rumor Has It / Someone Like You

2011-12-19T00:34:00.003+08:00

Its 12.34am now.. nice kan?

Before i sleep, i'd like to post up something for you guys, especially for Adele's fans..

Goodnight :)

Opps He Did It Again!

2011-12-16T09:39:00.001+08:00

This post was written 2 days after Bud surprised me at work but never published cos cerita tak habis. Haha. I have lost the momentum on the story but im just gonna share with you. One of the fond memories i had with my husband. :)

Have a good weekend sweethearts!

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For the past few weeks, i have been extremely tired mentally and physically. Because of work. But its nobody's fault. I am the one who CHOSE to stay back late. I am the one who CHOSE to work on weekends. And i am the one who CHOSE to skip lunch-break to finish my work.

Meh asked me,

"Kenapa nampak lately ko busy semacam. Banyak kerja ke Roe?"

To be honest, the amount of work is not really the cause here. When i think about it, its more of me wanting to give my best in my work, as compared to before. I have this motivation to scrutinise every single detail, to gather as many relevant information as i can before delivering my work and to just go all out.

But the downside of this is, it would somehow jeopardise the time it takes for me to deliver the work, albeit the quality is improved. (Lambat, better quality). Something like that.

In my company, and im sure every company, you need to be FAST, and with QUALITY.

So how now?

Another downside, less time for family and friends. (And i owe them BIG time.)

Maybe this is temporary, i don't know. Maybe this is just a phase for most working adults. In your first year, you feel so motivated, so energetic and so passionate about your work. Second to third year, that motivation level goes down bit by bit because only then you learn about office politics, drama, and you just get tired of it. And after a while, you feel so energetic again and want to improve. Well, i dont know.

So anyway, every night, i would reach home at about 9 - 10 pm. I'd get so tired, and all i wanna do is sleep. But before i sleep, i need to hear my husband's voice. So i have been asking him EVERY SINGLE DAY, "When are you coming home???"

Yes, that is the very first question i would ask everytime he picks up the phone. I can't really tell, but im pretty sure he is pretty annoyed by that. Haha. But everytime, being the oh so patient husband that he is, he would say, "December, but im not sure when sayang.."

Not only that, i would go all dramatic and irritating with my

"I feel like kita dah semakin renggang..."

"You dont love me anymore..."

The drama-test one....

"Am i that repulsive to you that you dont wanna come home to me??"

Oh well, i wanna blame it on PMS (LOL) but its not yet the time. Hmm.

So anyway, on Thursday, i had this back to back meeting. So after finishing my lunch meeting at about 2.15, i quickly went to the toilet to amik air semayang because my next meeting would be at 2.30.

When i was done with my ablution, my secretary walked in and said, "Roe, ada surprise for you kat meja you."

Excited, i joyfully said.. "Whoaaaaa what is it what is it."

I felt so happy cos early that morning, Ilya messaged me saying she has a surprise for me too. So back to back surprises? Who wouldn't feel all loved.

So my secretary smiled at me and said, "Adalah, mesti you suka."

I jokingly replied, "Hehe. The only thing i suka right now is if it was my husband. Haha."

And she smiled even wider and said, "Ha ah. Husband you."

"Yeah right! No no. He told me he'll be back in December."

"Betullah. Dia ada tu kat meja you"

"You kidding, right? Kak Su!!!" while both of my hands tightly hugging her arms.

She just laughed and said, "Pergilah tengok."

I quickly turned and packed my stuff. (I usually will bring my moisturizer lip balm bla bla bla in the toilet with me) and kept on mouthing "OMG OMG OMG.."

Im not sure what happened but my colleagues who were in the pantry said i was running like kena kejar anjing right pass through them. And all i know is the selipar i was wearing was so licin (i was done with my ablution when she told me the news) and i dont know how, but the next thing i know is I was practically running selipar-less to my cubicle. But i dont care anymore at that time. (Later i found out the selipar i wore tertanggal while i was running - satu depan my friend's cubicle and satu lagi betul2 depan meeting room).

When i reached my cubicle, there he is, sitting on my chair, smiling oh so sweetly. Mesmerized by that, (NOT), the first thing i did was hitting him on his arm many many times while saying "You lied to me you lied to me you lied to me".

After the brutal Mike Tyson session, (im pretty strong) both of us just kept quiet, staring at each other. He still smiling, while me tahan-ing to smile to show my konon-konon angry but actually happy face.

At that time it was already 2.30pm. I had to pray cos my meeting was about to start but at the same time i wanted to hug my husband!! But dont want to batal air semayang. Meeting. Now. Got to pray. But want to hug. But got meeting. God, so dilemma!

"I wanna hug you but i ada air semayang.."

"Okay."

"So how?" I asked. "You gonna wait for me?"

He didn't say anything. Not even a "k". He just smiled at me and stared at me.

I stared back. Tak tahan by his cuteness and sepetness, i moved closely to him, looked him in the eyes, hug him tightly, and kissed him. HAHAHAHA Oops!

Batal dah air semayang. (^ _ ^)

Sleep, Please Come

2011-12-11T03:27:00.006+08:00

OMG i cannot sleeeeeeeppp!!!!

Its 3.28am now. :'(((((

Actually Bud and I had a pretty long day. Shah Alam - Petaling Jaya - Damansara - SS2 for Musang King. Sampai rumah tadi at 11.40pm. Then Bud suruh i mandi tapi i tannak pastu dia marah pastu i merajuk pastu i tdo. Tskk he doesnt love me!!!

And then at 2.10am i terjaga and terus mandi and buat Isya' and replied some emails and i have been trying to sleep since 2.50am!!

Ahhh.. Bud sungguh lena disebelah right now.

Gosh, i am SO jealous!

Its so tiring you know? My body is aching, my eyes are quite sleepy but i just couldnt sleep!! And the mengada part is, i feel so lonely. Hahaha. Like so tak pasal2 rightttt.

I asked Bud to hug me just now but after 2 minutes, i think he got uncomfortable and let the hug go. He doesnt love me okay!!! LOL!

Ok. Enough about me not getting enough love tonight. Have you watched this video of Dato' Siti?? Eh. Or is it Datuk?

Ok, whichever, forgive me. But i think Datuk is nicer. Cos it reminds me of my Atuk.

Its the interview of her in Bella, and the most amazing part is, she was conversing in English!!!

OMG i am so sooo soooo proud of her!!! Memang banyak sangat salah and jawapan yang diberikan kepada soalan sangatlah menyimpang, but God, i swear, i couldnt be anymore inspired.

For me, walaupun dia kena kutuk because of this and memalukan diri sendiri, but the bravery she has shown, sangatlah amazing.

I say, whatevssss!!! to the nasty and lowly comments. Those people have no class. One of them even said, "Perbaiki lah English tu dulu kalau nak cakap dalam TV yang satu Malaysia tengok." Haishhh so negative! Why cant you be supportive? At least she's trying. Everything has to start somewhere, kan?

Its not easy to speak in English okay!!! I remember this one time, one of my colleagues was asking me if i could give some input on where do i think PETRONAS is going and how can we improve. I said, okay, not knowing that it was actually going to be a video interview, which will then be shown to the top management during our MD/CEO Away Day. Whatttt?? Dato' Shamsul going to see me talking crap?

Die.

I remember feeling so feverish cos obviously i cant do Manglish (Malay-English) so i had to speak English ALL THE TIME. Nervous okay!!! Having to give "strategic" and "constructive" input summore.. Bila dah nervous pasti lah sume grammar tunggang terbalik.

But during the interview i tried to calm myself and let myself know, it is not the end of the world so relax!! Im not sure how i did with the video, though. Only watched it once the full version. Too embarrass to watch.

My point is, i understand how Siti feels. Dia lagilah. Live telecast! So please, be easy on her. She has taken the first step and for that one, i think she deserves a credit.

Kalau setiap kali orang yang cakap English berterabur kena sembur, sampai bila kita nak maju. Kan?

Okaylah sweethearts. I wanting to continues sleep.

Quick One?

2011-12-04T06:07:00.009+08:00

Antara perkara yang annoying di dalam hidup adalah apabila anda dikejutkan dengan jam loceng dari handphone anda dan tatkala anda ingin mencapainya untuk mematikannya, anda mendapati phone itu telah terjatuh ke bawah katil kerana kelasakan anda dan sebab katil anda tinggi, maka memerlukan lebih tenaga untuk mendepakan tangan anda dan semasa anda meraba-raba untuk mencari phone itu, tangan anda terlanggar pula maka ia terjauh lagi dari anda dan anda memerlukan lebih tenaga lagi untuk bersabar dan .. hmm... okay im up.

Short update :)

1. Yups, Mr. Husband is here. Surprised me at my office. He came di saat2 diri memerlukan kasih sayang ewah.

2. Ohhhh i cut my hair!!! Hahhaa. Vewy the shorrrttttt!! Never EVER in my life it was this short. Hahaha.

I know i dont look good in short hair because my muka is kecik. (Nurul and I pernah ukur in toilet by putting our face side by side and muka dia lagi panjang than mine!). And then, my badan bidang besar. So.................

At first i thought i want to make it VB style~~ You know, funky, POSH. Haha!

Kemudian, i quickly berpijak di bumi yang nyata di mana rambut sebegini memerlukan hair dryer mousse wax dan mereka2 yang seangkatan dengannya. Tanpa perkara2 tersebut, anda hanyalah seorang wanita rambut leper trying too hard.

Jadi, semasa hair stylist tu tanya nak rambut macam mana, i spontaneously said..

"Katie Holmes."

This look was my first thought when i said "Katie Holmes". However, cuba bayangkan rambut macam ni tapi leper? Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Wake up Roe!!

OK OK fine. So i thought, maybe a lil bit conservative. Didnt wanna torture Mr. Husband any further. Nak potong pendek ni pun setahun juga nak convince him.

"Sayang, can i please cut my hair, please please please."

"Ermm.. i like you with long hair..."

Tsk!!!! FINEEEE!

But this time around, he gave in. Hehehe. So there i was, in A-Cut-Above Bangsar, wondering what look should i pull this time off.

Usually i cut my own hair. Its easier when your hair is long, nothing much can go wrong. But not with short hair. Na-uh. Ke-semak-an nya pasti terserlah. Hence, the salon.

Oh oh btw, i hear a lot of us pronounce salon as SE-LUN, still. SE-LUN (saloon) is like a bar or something. The one kita pergi for gunting rambut is SELON (salon). :))

Ok sambung. So i gave the junior stylist (professional punya mahai sangat) the instruction for it to be like this:

A lot of "i want it layered okay..." "i want it bouncy after shower okay..." "i want it not look like pumpkin okay.."

And at the end of his service on my hair, he looked so tired. And he was like telling his friends, "Aiyooo so tired lah." Haha. Then i asked him, "Err is it because i was too demanding?" And he said, "Eh no la.. normal lah customer demand2 like you.." HAHAHAHA. In a way, he IS telling me, "Yeah lah woman you're such a pain in the ass" Hahahah.

So anyway, i think my hair does look something like that. Cuma tahap keleperan lebih sket lah. Hmm jap jap tanya Bud.

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OK. He said 80% lah lebih kurang. Huhu.. So im quite happy cos i like something different. Rambut panjang dah lama sangat.

Many reactions i received from this hair.

Bud: Hmm comel jugak. ................... Tapi...... i like you with long hair.. (Nak jugakkkk)

My mom: Macam budak sekolah pula ibu tengok kakngah ni.

My brother: Hahahaha pendek gila!!!

Nurul: Hahaha youuuuuuhhh!!!!! Why so short?????

Ilya: Awww cantikkkk!!!!

Dan macam2 lagi lah. Kita tak boleh puaskan hati sume orang yer dak? Hehe.. Tapi i risau jugalah kalau Bud turn off ke apa kan hahaha am i thinking too much? But i think ok kot dia.. hahaha ye lah sedapkan hati sendiri.

So anyway, today i nak pergi bermassage at Beauty Lounge, PJ. Went there last time with Meh and loved it so much! Hope the service masih best. Sebab urutan dia tu jenis yang sedap dan menenangkan. Bukan jenis sakit2 buat kita nak tercirit.

Ok lah peeps. I miss you guys!!! Mwaaahhhhhhhh!!!

xoxoxoxo!!

She Says,

2011-11-24T20:51:00.000+08:00

Instagram Addict

2011-11-22T06:43:00.033+08:00

I memang hantu eh eh ratu amik gambar. Tapi tak pernah nak belajar camne nak edit. Sebab i rasa complicated. Too many buttons, too many range, too many percentages needed to balance this and that ahhh such a chore. The only person close to me yang i tau would endure in such madness is Ilya.

Kalau pergi wedding kaum kerabat, i dah beberapa kali over dari photographer. Dari angle mana sume i nak amik. Celah2 daun? Celah2 manusia? Celah2 karpet? Sumelah.

"Tepi sket please tepi sket pleaseee..."

Shesshhh. Anak sape ni annoying.

I tak malu terkial2 kat depan pelamin ke apa asalkan i dapat shot that i wanted. (sounds poyo sket). Masa wedding my cousin last year, the official photographer (OP) tu btau my mom "your daughter has a potential to be a professional photographer." Ecewah Roe! Pastu last year pun masa wedding adik kak Shy, OP dia pun cakap kat Bud, i pandai cari angle. Thank you puji i depan husband. Hahahah.

Contohlah. Look the way the bride looking at the pretty kakak candidly?

Bajet2 moment di situ.

Tapi sebenar-benarnya, i tak pernah rasa i ada potential ke pandai cari angle ke apa seperti didakwa. (haha) Sebab i rasa gambar2 i takde "feel".

One day, i diperkenalkan dengan Instagram oleh pretty kakak a.k.a Kak Shy. I dah selalu dah nampak orang post2 gambar via Instagram ni bagai tapi tak pernah amik port. Ignorance kan bliss bak kata Tom Cruise. (rekaan semata)

And then masa Kak Shy promote pun, dia cakap kekadang one picture tu kalau nak betul2 puas hati, amik sampai sejam to edit. So lagilah i fikir darab2 bahagi tambah sume, i rasa, i don't have the patience to do that. Tambah2 lagi nak ada Instagram kena register. Lagi lah malas.

I memang malas sket bab2 nak kena register isi2 borang bagai ni. Kalau orang nak i join something tapi kena isi banyak borang, memang kekadang i boleh cancel sebab malas punya pasal. Kerja2 tu selalu i delegate kat Bud aje. Dia penyabar.

The first few pictures yang i edit:

Lepas i buat ni, memang rasa hebat gila dah. Kesian betul.

Pastu masa ni i tak register pun lagi dengan Instagram. Tatau pun apa jadah benda tu. A few times Kak Shy still promote (she's very the passionate) and dah siap list down kan all the applications (apps) yang best2 for me tapi i masih di takuk lama. Balik2 i edit letak color2 variety seperti di atas.

One day, Nurul and I ada wedding kat Putrajaya. Masa tu i drive. Pastu on the way tu kan ada cam bridge yang ada tiang2 abstract tu kan. Nurul cakap dia nak amik shot kat situ. I pun memperlahankan kereta, and sambil2 tu she talked about Instagram and all. Again, i takde perasaan.

Pastu after the wedding, kitorang singgah rumah Kak Shy. Masa kat sana, Nurul and Kak Shy cam semangat gila talked about Instagram and all the apps. Sebab peer pressure, baru lah i terkial2 nak menyibuk tanak lost.

AFTER THAT baruuuu lah i take Instagram seriously! OMG baru tau best gila Instagram ni and im currently an addict!

Jika dulu i sangatlah kedekut nak download apps yang kena bayar, now cam lajuuu je i beli kalau agak2 orang dah recommend kata best. Reti tak reti pakai lain cerita. Yang penting kita dah beli. Seperti satu apps dipanggil Juxtaposer. Beli sebab nampak gambar kawan i ni cantikkk sangat dia buat. Dia cakap dia pakai Juxtaposer. I pun apa lagi. Gelojoh.

Sekarang ni dah sebulan tak pernah2 buka.

May he rest in peace.

My favourite application now is Iris. I love the way dia transform my pictures dari lifeless, terus ada "feel". Welllll, to me lah. If you don't think so, hmm... FINE.

You see how it gives "soul" to the pictures? Baru ada feel. Kan? Hahaha. Pape lah Roeeeeeee.

Tapi dalam banyak-banyak, this would be my favourite!

Oh jap jap before tunjuk nak cakap dulu.

SAYANG I MISSS YOUUUUUUU!!!

OK.

Nah.

OMG sukaaaaaaaa sangat! (Ahem. Saiful Nang who?)

This was taken via iPad (which the quality adalah seperti meminta dihempap Hulk Hogan) and look how it turned out! So eligible kan untuk berlagak. Kan? Hahaha tak tak memain. Or is it Hahaha tak memain. Geddit geddit geddit? LOL!

And then, i suka the way that we can edit color dia mengikut color yang kita nak. Contohnya ni kaler cam kena sunburn kan:

I tuka menjadi soft pastel color pink sket.

Bosan dengan baju kaler orange?

Zassssssssssss!

So sekarang dah ada dua baju lelain.. :)

And then you can change the mood!

Mood bangun pagiiii.

Mood senja2.

Eh ke matahari baru nak kuar? Hmm who cares.

And then ada masa i nak feeling2 "artistic" lebih sket, i buat la gambar2 yang sort of "full with emotions"..

Mysterious.

Hari tu, i nak buat cam gambar yang ala2 futuristic.

Hmmm tak jadi.

So you see? Betapa bestnya application2 photo related ni? Right now im using:

Iris (favourite)

Pixlromatic (nak kasi effect2 classic)

Photo Effect Design (nak kasi effect2 sephia)

~~Juxtaposer~~ (Err R.I.P)

Ni yang selalu pakai lah. And senang nak pakai cos very user friendly. Just choose your frame, you're done! Cuma effect2 "blurry" tu lah memerlukan kecekalan tahap Jalan Tun Razak pukul 6 petang.

Once dah edit semua, i akan upload pula kat Instagram for final effect.

Usually it will take me around 2 - 3 minutes for one picture. Sekarang memang addicted. First thing yang i buka bila buka iPad. Pastu akan cari2 gambar untuk diedit.

Sekarang ni i dengan Nurul je lah yang bercakap bahasa Instagram. Kawan2 kitorang yang lain, hmph. Harap nak gambar lepas we dah edit aje.

Hmmm... maybe we should start charging them.

And then, one more apps yang i suka called Tweegram. Boleh luah2 perasaan. Haha. I kan suka meluah melalui penulisan.

Tatau lah apemende yang diluahkan but this one for you baby!

:))

-FIN-

My. Nuffnang. Story

2011-11-19T16:18:00.008+08:00

I am actually REALLY VERY THE TIRED right now but tonight is the deadline so let's power through! Hahaha.

Please note that while im writing this, im listening to all the classic songs like the likes of "Doraemon" to spice up the mood! Hehehe..

OK, before i start, im sure Nuffies already know about this:

Come 16 December 2011, 500 bloggers from around the Asia-Pacific region will flock to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia for the Nuffnang Asia-Pacific Blog Awards 2011 in Putrajaya Marriott. The Awards aims to not only honour the region’s best bloggers, but also to bring together blogger communities from across Asia-Pacific. The Nuffnang Asia-Pacific Blog Awards is brought to you by Volkswagen Malaysia and Putrajaya Marriott.

Do you know what that means??? Yes. Anugerah Skrin for bloggers. Hahahaha so not lahhh. Its more like The Oscar bapa segala Oscar for bloggers. Geddit geddit?

But wait! Not just ANY bloggers, its for the NUFFIES!!! Yesshhhh!! You know, all the cool2 grand2 people who think Hugh Jackman is HOTTT!! (Seriously serious, don't you think all Nuffnang bloggers are cool people?)

Alright. I rarely claim myself as blogger laa cos i dont feel famous and good enough to be considered as one. You know. when people say "Im a blogger", the word "blogger" itself sounds like whoww!

But anyway, Nick, the Country Manager of NomNom-Media.com told me that its gonna be THE (bold, CAPSLOCK summore) party of the year for nuffies and encouraged me to submit my entry to melayakkan myself to attend. I really want to go cos i like to perasan celebrity sometimes in the toilet talking in front of the mirror with shampoo bottle in my hand.

"Kemenangan ini adalah untuk semua, atas soko-"

OK I know lah i wont be able to get up on the stage (tsskk) but to be one of the audiences pun should be fun!!! And i need the fun!!! Work has been crazy yaw!

Nick promised me if my entry didn't get selected, he'll belanja me CENDOL.

So here goes..

My Nuffnang Story

My first few weeks of blogging, i earned:

RM0.25.

Now, with incomes from Nuffnang, i used it to share these with my loyal and supportive readers!

1. Movie tickets to watch Transformers.

2. My favourite Mary Kay must-haves!

(Lets cantik-cantik together kan girls?) Hahaha.

My first get together with Nuffies, i met:

OK. During this time, i didn't know kak Red was so famous. If i knew would have taken more and more pictures with her for you!

So anyway, that was when i met Nick and Robb and all the people from Nuffnang office. (Robb was the handsome chinese guy who speaks good Malay and i was so cair that time haha!)

Alright now. There are a lot of other "Nuffnang" out there which i wont name it here but why did i choose to stay with Nuffnang?

The reason why im so attracted to them is because they are so humble and there's this sense of "personal touch" whenever you're around them. I remember Nick temankan me to get my desserts that night when i was so merajuk the waiter kept amik my food away when i wasn't looking! Haha.

You know when you went out on a first date with a person? What makes it able to move up to the second round?

Yes. The chemistry.

Nope, can't explain it, never can. That's why my Form 5 Chemistry teacher didn't like me. Hahaha. But that's what i felt. You feel so not left out that they try to blend you in eventhough you're so boring to be around with. Hahaha.

Eventhough i didn't get the kind of chance like any other powerful bloggers out there have experienced, i never at all feel like changing to other "Nuffnang". Because they have been so nice and loyal to me till now, still keep in touch with me, that is a total score point that im not willing to let go.

So to you; who will decide whether i get to meet you guys again or not, know that even if i didn't make it, i still feel what you guys have achieved thus far is so Barney Stinson's AWESOME, and i don't know how you guys did it, but you've helped to make blogging fun, and upgrade the lives and standards of para-para bloggers. So super kudos to that!

Last but not least, take this:

ONLY NUFFNANG BLOGGERS ARE COOL. :)

A Note For My Baby

2011-11-17T22:47:00.005+08:00

I've been coming home late for the past few weeks. Go to work on weekends. My mental has gone so wacky, tapi Alhamdulillah badan still okay lagi. Tak rasa penat sangat.

Just now balik rumah je, terus mandi. Cos melalui pengalaman2 terdahulu, kalau cakap kat diri nak tidur "sekejap" tu mesti sampai 6 pagi. Pastu kesal bila jerawat tumbuh bawah hidung.

So tadi lepas mandi, saja keluar bilik tengok my mom. Dia tengah tengok satu drama ni. I pun pergi tengok dekat and my mata focus kat TV nak tengok dia tengah tengok cerita apa.

"Selamat Ulang Tahun." she suddenly said.

"Oh okay." (i thought she was telling me the title of the drama)

"Dah one year dah.."

"Huh?" I confuse.

"Anniversary la.."

"Haa? Siapa punya?"

"Kakngah dengan Bud la...17 hb kan?"

I terus cam, O MAI GODDDDDDDDD MATI AKU CAMNE BOLEH LUPA OH MAI OH MAI HABISLA TAK WISH LAGI KAT BUD.

Tapi at the same time i gelabah, i cam ada la juga terfikir, wahai rokiah, kenapa nak gelabah. Bud pun tak wish what!!! Tapi still gelabah la.

Pastu i terus nak on SKYPE nak call Bud. Tapi lepas tu i cam, Nape rasa macam dah pernah celebrate eh Anniversary sendiri.

Seminit lepas tu baru lah otak i register yang i nikah on 17 October. Not November!!!

Lega, i pun pergi balik kat my mom.

"Ya Allah ibu ni... Buat kakngah heart attack aje. 17 October la.. bukan today.."

"Oh ye ke? He he... Sorrryyy..."

Aih ibu saya ni. Sebbaik tak gugur bulu hidung i gelabah punya pasal.

Anyway, i miss you sayang. Here's a note for you, i wrote it this morning.

Please make it as your desktop background k.. To remind yourself how much colours you've brought into my life :)

I love you sayang.

Free Tickets To Give Away

2011-11-14T19:58:00.000+08:00

Sticky post. Scroll down for more updates.

Sungguh ecewah note di atas ya. Selalu orang letak tu untuk sponsored posts kan. Hahaha.

I have something to advertise. Tapi sponsornya adalah diri sendiri. Hahaha lagi.

Okay okay serious. Oh oh btw, Bud was here for a week. Hence it explains my dissappearance juga. Huhu. Bukan apa, cik abang tu attention seeker. So saya kena menjadi dayang sepanjang masa. Hahaha fitnah fitnah. Tipu2. I yang attention whore. Bila dia ada, sume benda tolak tepi. Nurul pun cakap, "tak dapat lah i dengar cerita you nanti.". Hmm something like that lah she said. Haha.

So anyway, i have something to give away. To anyone yang... wait for it.... yang.... wait for it.... hahaha okay okay memain pula. Alrite. I would like to give something to anyone yang, no, not yang baca blog ini, tapi anyone yang akan pergi ke Abu Dhabi before end of February.

Haaaaaaaa apakah apakah?

Okay begini. I have 2 tickets to....... wait for it.... (OK annoying)

FERRARI WORLD.

Weeeeeee!!!

Perancangannya, Bud and I were supposed to go there. Sebab first time we went, i buat hal la pula pening2 kepala muntah2. I memang tak boleh anything yang pantas. So last2 banyak rides i tak nak naik sebab takut bertambah pening. Kesian Bud. Sebab i tanak naik, dia pun takleyh la nak naik. Nanti attention whore ni tinggal sorang2 pula dalam keadaan sakit pula tu kan.

So plannya nak pergi again, tapi apakan daya, Tuhan penentu segalanya bak kata Feminin. So kesimpulan, we are not going because we have other plans. So kesimpulan, we are letting go of the tickets. So kesimpulan, i sedang mencari orang lah ni untuk diberi tiket tersebut.

The tickets are expiring end of February 2012. So that's why if you know ANYONE yang planning to go to Abu Dhabi and would have time to go to Ferrari World, ASK THEM TO CONTACT ME!! (email: roe233@yahoo.com)

Syarat2 nak mendapatkan the tickets mudah saja. Tidak perlu berbadan sasa seperti Malik Noor. Atau bersuara gagah seperti Jamal Abdillah. Cukup hanya menunjukkan proof yang he/she akan ke Abu Dhabi before end of February 2o12.

Okay, kenapa i begitu poyo nak proof2 bagai, adalah kerana, i tannak tickets tu membazir pada orang yang tak pasti. Maknanya, let say lah dia just PLAN aje nak ke Abu Dhabi, tapi ticket tak beli lagi. Tapi dia cam confident lah ni dia akan pergi. And dia pun request tickets tu. I pun bagi. Sekali, tetiba plan dia tak jadi sebab time tu lah pulak aih ada orang masuk minang. Maka, tickets itu akan membazir dan i akan sedih kerana pembaziran tersebut dan tumpang gembira kerana dia telah menemui jodoh.

So, untuk mengelakkan kejadian2 tidak berbau seperti di atas, i need proof (flight ticket) yang you ARE going to Abu Dhabi.

For your info the ticket is worth AED225 each.

Okay love you guys mwahsssssssss!!!

Think

2011-11-14T18:55:00.002+08:00

I am confused.

Ada dua situation berbeza.

Situation pertama:

Seorang gadis bercinta dengan seorang mamat yang tah hape hape. Suka pakai duit dia sesuka hati and bila bergaduh, lelaki itu akan mencarut kat gadis itu kata2 seperti "pompuan sial" "anak haram" dan "buruk nak mampus". Wow.

Si gadis pula, agak bodoh lah. Nak stay dengan laki ni kerana CINTA. Okay i wont judge its yr life anyway you can choose whoever you wanna be with.

Gadis ini selalu complain kat kawan dia betapa merananya dia hidup dengan lelaki ni. Tapi dalam masa yang sama, hidup dia tak keruan kalau lelaki ini ada perempuan lain.

Setiap kali dia complain tentang ketidakbahagian hidupnya, kawan2 si gadis akan menasihatkan dia supaya tinggalkan laki tu bukan suami kau pun lagipun kau tu cantik bukannya takde laki lain nak and sampai mati ke kau nak makan hati hidup dengan laki macam ni eiii dah lah tak gentleman langsung.

Tu antara kata2 pedas yang dilemparkan kepada si gadislah.

Kemudian setelah segala kata2 nasihat dan hikmah telah diberikan terhadap si gadis, si gadis masih ingin hidup bersama si lelaki durjana tadi yang terang2 kena tangkap basah dengan JAIS semalam dengan perempuan lain. Again, kerana CINTA kau lah segalanya Ruth Sahanaya sila berkumandang sekarang.

Kawan2 kecewa. Kerana menurut mereka,

"I geramlah dengan si polan tu.. I dah malas nak cakap apa2.. Fed up. Biarlah dia camtu. Kita cakap dia tanak dengar. Degil. Cuba dengar cakap orang sket."

Tamat situation pertama.

Salam Aidiladha

2011-11-06T18:23:00.004+08:00

Hari ni Hari Raya Korban yang pertama i celebrate dengan tak tengok TV. Hehehe.

Selama ni kan raya korban sehari aje. And selalunya jatuh during weekdays. So memang jarang akan balik kampung kalau Raya Haji. Tapi this time sebab jatuh hari weekend, so ibu planned untuk kami semua beraya di kampung with our nenek and atok weeeeee sure my nenek happpy!!!

However, mr. husband has a different plan. :( Dia nak celebrate with his family at Shah Alam :)

Sebagai isteri yang perlu spend more time at the gym, i redha aje. Sambut dengan suami pun okay. Cuma sedih bila teringat family semua kat kampung.

Pagi2 lagi kitorang dah siap. Tengok Bud pakai baju nikah kitorang hari tu. I decided to wear white, which later i begitu kesali. Tapi takpe, semoga iklan Dynamo itu tulus. *capai Dynamo, sapukan ke atas kotoran degil dan tuangkan bakinya ke dalam cucian*

We decided to pergi kubur nenek belah Bud (Uci) and my dad's. But uhm, im not a big fan of kubur so i insisted to go only to Uci's grave.

At luar pagar kawan perkuburan tu, ada orang jual2 bunga rampai. Eh ke bunga pandan? Bunga daun pandan is it?

Ada 3 gerai kat situ. One of the gerai, ada sorang budak dalam 7 tahun kot, tolong ayah dia meniaga. Ya Allah comel lah sangattttt. Pastu masa we beli the bunga tu, tak perasan budak tu ada kat gerai sebelah. So masa lalu depan gerai dia, hati cam, "ala, patut beli kat adik ni.."

Pastu masa nak balik, hati i tergerak nak juga beli something kat budak tu. Tapi nak beli apo laie kan. Masa tu tengah dia sorang je kat gerai tu. Ayah dia sedang berehat di bawah pepohon rimbun. Comel tengok dia tambah air kat pili sebab nak spray bunga2 dia.

Tak tahan, i masuk kereta, amik duit, and masukkan dalam angpow yang memang dah siap ada dalam kereta. I asked Bud to drive dekat dengan his gerai to pass duit raya.

I ingat nak buka tingkap and pass dari dalam kereta aje. Tapi Bud paksa i kuar jumpa budak tu sebab dia nak tengok. Boleh?

I segan. Haha. Tatau nape i segan. Tapi sebab dia dah paksa2 (ffffffffffffine) so i pun kuarlah tersengih2 pergi kat budak tu.

I cakap kat dia, (dalam keadaan neves)

"Adik, sebab adik rajin cari duit, kakak nak kasi duit raya kat adik. Nah." sambil menghulurkan angpow berwarna emas tersebut.

Kemudian, dalam keadaan masih neves and tersengih2 malu, i said,

"Okay kakak balik dulu.." and walked away.

2 seconds later, i pusing, and said, "Rajin2 cari duit lagi ye."

...................................

Huh?

Aiyarkkkk WHATDEHFISHEDDDD.

Why would i say that to a 7 year old??? "Rajin2 cari duit lagi ye."???!!!!

What on earth was that???!!!

I telah menggalakkan budak tu bekerja? Roe???!!!!

I should have said "Jangan lupa belajar pun kena rajin." or "Kena rajin2 buat homework juga." or something like that!

Sighhhh im a bad mom. Need to improve!!!

In the car, i was exactly like what i said up there but i said it to Bud lah of course. And he was like, "you ingat kata2 you tu akan melekat ke kat dia sampai dia besar.. dah, let it go.."

Ewah ewahhhh i tau la dia nak sedapkan hati i tapi sometimes it does okay!

Maybe i think too much lah but mungkin suatu hari nanti dia akan ada blog and cam "I remember that day when i was selling bunga pandan, and there's this one stranger kakak said something so powerful to me that i remember right till now and it changed my life completely.."

OK. Yup. That's a bit too much.

But you got my point right??? Hmm i just hope he puts his studies first despite what i said. Ameen ameen ameen...

So anyway, after the kubur we headed to Sunway Pyramid. I have a story on that but later2 lah story.

For now, i just wanna wish everyone Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha Maaf Zahir dan Batin ya?

Have a good one! :)

Justin Timberladies

2011-11-01T10:47:00.020+08:00

Dulu, masa zaman university, i dengan my housemates pernah gila dengan Nsync concert, Live from Madison Square Garden. One of us brought that VCD from Malaysia and BELIEVE ME, we watched it everyday!

Masa tu punya angau tayah cakap lah. Malu den. Masa tu rumah dua tingkat. Bilik i tingkat bawah. Bila i naik aje nak tengok TV, (living room kat atas), sure Fara or Meh tengah pasang the VCD. Pastu mula la sorang2 terjerit2 bila Justin buat muka cute. Dengan rambut kerinting.. ahhh.... so hot!

Senarnya, takdelah cute or hot mana pun. Tapi tengah angau tahap kronik kan. Hafal tu setiap step apa yang dia buat. Homework Calculus tak siap lagi nih.

Come on, ladies. You remember what its like to be stupid girl ;)

Okay okay you tak stupid tak stupid aolololo okay okay.

One day,

VCD itu telah hilang!!!

OMG hati kami hancurrr. Semua menjadi tidak keruan. Hanya kerana Justin Timberlake dan rambut indo mi nya.

Meskipun rambut dia tidak lah layak menjadi model shampoo Vidal Sassoon, tapi gaya ada. Jadi nampak ya di sini boys and men, gaya itu peryllis.

I desperate sangat nak VCD tu, sampai Bud terpaksa cari satu Malaysia for me. Sayang, do you remember? :)

Sungei Wang? Petaling Street? Bangsar? Laci rumah orang? Semua lah. Tapi tak jumpa. Kalau dia tanya nak apa je for birthday, i cakap nak video tu. Bengong je rasa padahal ada je kat Youtube. Tapi masa tu tatau. Heh.

So now, dah lama lah i tak minat sangat kat Justin tu. Especially lepas dia break up dengan N Sync. And, Britney. I love Brit!!! Tapi Jessica pun can la can la comel juga.

When dia berlakon The Social Network, ish tak boleh nak diucap kekaguman i pada lakonan dia. Selama ni i ingat dia berlakon watak2 lelaki soleh aje tapi he can actually act!

Lepas i nampak dia berlakon dalam tu, baru lah i menghargai bakat lakonan dia. Kalau tak selama ni hanya suka tengok dia menari aje.

(OK baru teringat tak kasi lagi Nurul video The Social Network. Darling, remind me again!)

Baru baru ini, i dipertontonkan satu video dari Justin yang hahahahaa.... yang..... hahahahaha... hahahahah okay2 annoying tapi i cannot stop laughing!!! hahahahaha.

Okay okay kasi i bertenang dulu ya.

OK.

Korang mesti tengok video ni okay. Tetapi syarat sah untuk menonton video ini adalah anda perlulah pernah tengok video Single Ladies yang dari Beyonce tu at least sekali (so you understand what its about) dan anda haruslah menyebut Beyonce sebagai Beeyonsay dan bukannya Biyons.

Meh i summarisekan sket jalan cerita video ni.

Basically dia ceni:

Kan video Single Ladies tu adalah one of the best music videos ever sebab tarian dia dalam tu memang the bomb. So, kononnya Beyonce sedang mencari orang untuk jadi back up dancer dia for the remake of the Single Ladies ni la like that. Pastu sorang director ni kasi lah 3 orang lelaki untuk buat and he also convincekan Beyonce yang these men can do it!!!

They are, 1 = Justin, 2 lagi tak kenal tapi one of them is from Jonas Brothers. So depa 3 orang ni konon cam tengah nak audition la.

To appreciate the lawakness of the video, you mesti at least tengok 2 kali.

First tontonan, tengok Beyonce punya watak dalam tu and at the same time tengok secara keseluruhan video2 tu. Meaning mata you walaupun kena tengok Benyonce, tapi jangan just focus kat Beyonce, tapi orang2 kat belakang dia dengan pandangan sipi2. Hmm faham ke ke-complicated-an explanation i di atas?

Second tontonan, baru lah you focus kat Justin and you'll know why i cam nak pengsan gelak. Yang lagi 2 laki tu pun kelakar juga, but not as funny as Justin. Hahahaha.

Masa i tengok tu, i was with Nurul and we laughed like mad sampai keluar air mata i. Tak tahan!!! Hahahahahaha.

And the best thing is, we love the same part! Masa Justin menari memang kelakar la. But we lagi suka part bila Beyonce cam cakap "cut cut cut" or "stop stop stop" dengan tarian diorang, expression muka Justin time tu cam, "okay okay i'll stop" hahahahaha. Lawak gila okay!!!!

Dia cam, trying so hard to impress Beyonce, tapi tak menjadi and expression dia lepas tu cam comel gila!! Cam he seriously wanna nail this audition hahahahaha especially part lasttttttttt sekali bila Beyonce cam suruh stop. Hahaha. Faham ke apa i cakap ni hahahaha.

And then dengan masing2 pakai high heels. Hahahaha lawakkkkkkkk!!!

You just have to watch. Mungkin i dah spoilkan the excitement sebab over sangat. Maafkan i, tapi i serious tak tahan. I menaip ni pun i tengah gelak hahahaha gila scary.

Oklah enough said. Just watch!!!! Hahahahaha.

Review : Eye Lash Curler

2011-10-31T18:57:00.014+08:00

Antara salah satu my must-have sekarang ni adalah eyelash curler. Tapi lip balm sentiasa mendahului carta lah.

Terpengaruh dengan Nurul actually. Dulu selalu tertanya2 apakah rahsia kecantikan mata beliau. Sungguh melirik manja nan kalbu. And i dapati, beliau memakai eye lash curler untuk mendapatkan bulu mata yang lebih anggun.

I pernah diberitahu yang kalau eye lash curler, jenama Shu Uemura is the best one in town. Walaupun ada perkataan Mura di situ tapi dia tak murah ye. Harganya RM65.

Sebab harga dia begitu vogidevasz, i decided, hmm tak payahlah pakai Shu Uemura bagai. Pakai biasa2 cukup.

So i beli je lah satu eye lash curler dari Cosway. Harganya, RM14.90.

One day ni, the rubber kat eye lash curler tu dah haus. OK I tatau lah apa nama sebenar dia tapi i je la panggil rubber. Quality rubber ni la yang menentukan bagaimana lentiknya bulu mata kita (bulu mata je, bulu hidung so far tak boleh) dan juga mengukur sejauh mana quality kelentikan itu. Adakah ia mampu membuatkan kita lebih cantik dari Selena Gomez? Atau sekadar...... Aris Ariwatan? Mari saksikan.

Jangan cemburu, make up je tu.. (pujuk hati)

Okay, so sebab rubber tu tadi dah haus, i nak tukar. Tapi rubber extra yang diberikan oleh Cosway telah hilang! Sedih ya hati. So one day ni, i jalan2 kat KLCC. So tetiba terasa kaya dan ingin bershopping. Jalan dan jalan lagi, i tergerak untuk membeli eye lash curler jenama Shu Uemura yang menjadi bualan ramai tersebut.

Makanya sekarang, i sudah mempunyai experience memakai 2 jenama.
Satu Cosway, satu Shu Uemura.

Mari kita lihat perbandingannya.

Sebab i malas nak amik gambar close up eye lash sendiri "selepas menggunakan Cosway's" "selepas menggunakan Shu Uemura's", ish lecehnya maka saya hanya akan verbalisekan.

OK.

1. Cosway

Bila i pakai yang Cosway punya, orang usually akan tegur,

"you pakai mascara eh?"

"you lentikkan bulu mata eh?"

Jadi, apa maknanya di situ? Ya, ia sangat obvious. Mereka tertipu. Wahahaha.

OK begini. Sebab dia punya lentik tu bukan saja lentik, tapi buatkan bulu mata you nampak lebat. And sekaligus membuatkan nampak cam you tengah pakai mascara.

Mungkin la ada nampak fake tapi depa tak sampai hati nak cakap ke, itu belakang kira. Tapi personally, i love it. Sebab memang berbeza lah sket wajah tu. Takdela togel sangat.

2. Shu Uemura

Bila i pakai yang Shu Uemura punya pula, kekemasan lentikan tu memang tip top lah. Cantik aje dia nya susunan saf. Tapi, dia tak buat bulu mata nampak lebat. Tapi kemas. Geddit geddit?

And, bila i pakai, orang tak perasan. Jadi, apa gunanya pakai? HAHAHAHA teruk betul. Okay bukan lah pakai tu untuk orang puji2. Tauuuuu dosaaaaaaaa. Tapi bila ditegur tu, terasalah worth it memakainya kerana dirimu begitu berharga wink.

In fact, masa memula nak pakai tu, i excited gila tanya Bud,

"Sayang, ada beza tak?"

"Hmm tak."

Whatevamendes.

Kesimpulannya, you pilihlah mana yang u prefer ye. Kalau nak yang nampak lebat tapi kelentikan tak lah kemas sangat, pakai Cosway punya. Tapi kalau you jenis humble alololo just nak nampak lentik yang tersusun rapi tanpa nampak trying too hard, pakai lah Shu Uemura.

My pick?

Of courselah Cosway. Miahahaha gatai hang.

One time ni, i pergi rumah Ayqal. Masa i sampai dia duk tunjuk kasut Ben 10 baru dia. Bukan main ada lampu kelip2 lagi.

Dia boring agaknya lepas tu, so dia duk nak main2 dengan bag i. Pastu i biarkan aje. Asalkan dia tak selongkar. Dia just belek2 aje. I pun sambunglah borak2 dengan my cousin.

Tak lama lepas tu, tau2, i perasan ini:

Ya Allah.. nampak tak apa yang dia cuba lakukan? Dari mana dia belajar i pun tatau. Mungkin dia pernah nampak kot i pakai depan dia. Fast learner seyhhh.

Sayangku, please. Tak Ben 10 la nak lentik2.

PMS Itu Wujud

2011-10-29T07:33:00.005+08:00

Minggu ini adalah minggu PMS saya. Jadi mood memang akan jadi wanita paling sensitive abad ini dan perasaan nak menangis tu jangan cakap la.

Orang yang paling menjengkelkan ketika ini of courselah Izat. Our friend, Nizam, selalu cam "korang ni kalau tak gaduh tak boleh ke?" Masalahnya Izat suka cari pasal. Antara our cubicle tu i ada letak satu refresher mist jenama AIGNER (dapat dalam kapal terbang). Kegunaannya adalah untuk spray muka kitorang la kalau tengah2 panas ke. Cubicle kitorang kan tepi tingkap. So sinar UV tu agak bermaharajalela ya.

Tapi sekarang ni mist tu tinggal 1/3rd. Walhal baru seminggu i letak situ. Tapi habis kat mana tau? Habis untuk sembur Izat. Kekadang i gerrrammmmm sangat kat dia, i tak tahan. I selalu baling kertas atau apa sahaja benda tumpul kat dia. Tapi sebab ada mist tu, i akan spray kat dia berjuta kali and nanti dia gelak2 kehkehkeh. WHATDEH. Lagila i tension.

My secretary yang duduk dekat dengan kitorang, selalu cam.. "Sabar ye Roe, Izat tu memang annoying."

So nampak ye di sini, bukan i yang bermasalah.

Tapi rasa rugi lah pula g spray mist tu kat dia. Tapi i tak tahan. Hati ini telah dilukai (Kris Dayanti).

Cam 2 days ago, i tengah bercerita kat Bud something through email. Oh btw, internally in our office kitorang ada cam YM or GTalk ke apa tu, tapi dipanggil Communicator. Tapi, boleh tak Bud tanak download the Communicator sebab dia kata nanti dia tak focus kat kerja. Poyo gila kan. Abis kalau i rindu camne?! I want to be able to contact him ALL THE TIME. At least kalau nampak dia online tu and lambat reply, boleh lah tanya2 sket sayang you kat mana ni nape status you online tapi you tak reply2 ni eh tadi you away you pergi mana you ada meeting ke sayang oooo sayang sayang sayang. Eh.

Hmm..

OKlah faham sekarang kenapa dia tanak ada Communicator hmm ye lah.

So sekarang ni, kitorang punya email tu berantai2 lah selalu.

Macam chatting.

Tapi dalam email.

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So sambung cerita, 2 days ago i tengah bercerita kat Bud something through email. Semangat cerita. Adalah dalam 4 perenggan diikuti plot-plot yang menarik. And then, when he replied, he said this,

"Hehehe good story grandma."

................................................................

I terdiam.

.................................

Air mata dah nak bergenang dah ni.

.................................

Lantas, setelah bertarung dengan emosi yang bercampur baur itu, i bersuara..

"Uhm.. I don’t like it you calling me that."

Wahhhhh emo nya kakak!!! Hahahahaha. Rasa cam menyesal pula cakap camtu. Gila Neng Yatimah kamu ni dramatis.

Pastu, he replied,

"Heheh pms datang menyerang."

I pun tau i tengah PMS actually. Tapi tanak kalah, i replied balik.

"Seriously, sayang, please don’t say it again k.

Sayang, u ada buat korban this year?"

Miahahaha gedik la Roe. Konon tegas lah tu. Pastu tukar topic bajet buang yang keruh ambil yang jernih.

So anyway, salute to all the girls out there yang boleh control PMS symptoms dia. I always try my best to control it, tapi ada masa2 i rebah. Bukan rebah pengsan. Rebah dalam perjuangan menongkah arus pemodenan. Amboi, ayattt...

So yesterday, bangun pagi i still rasa messed up and cam tak senang hati. I don't know how PMS works in our body but itu lah perasaannya bila anda ada PMS. So as usual, got up, capai botol air, minum, capai handphone pula untuk check jam pukul berapa.

Kemudian, nampak ada 2 SMS.

SMS pertama is from a friend, dia cakap wife dia nak buat makan2 for anak yatim and wife dia nak niatkan pahala tu for me and Bud. Reason because ada a few times we ada helped them and they wanted to return the favor. Tapi benda kecik aje but they appreciate it. :)

Hunny.. thank youuu!!! That's like the best gift ever ever EVER!

SMS kedua berbunyi begini.

"I rindu you"

Siapa lagi kalau bukan dari ... dari.... siapa? Bud? Hmph. Budak yang tanak download Communicator pastu panggil i grandma tu? Tsk. Bukan.

Its from Nurul. :)))

So pagi semalam, i mulakan hari dalam keadaan rasa disayangi. Hahaha gedik lah. So the whole day i was feeling better sampai lah malam semalam, when i talked to Bud via Skype. I asked him,

"Sayang, you balik bila ni?"

"Okay lah fine... i balik esok."

"SA-YANG. PLEASE JANGAN BERMAIN DENGAN PERASAAN I"

-- Setelah sekian lama sesi terjah menerjah antara kami, rupanya dia tipu!!! Benci takkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Dia balik bukan esok, dia balik next week. Why whyyyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyyyyy. That is SO NOT FUNNY!

Pastu, pagi tadi, i cakap kat my mom.

"Bud ni ngade tau bu. Dia cakap dia balik harini, rupanya next week. What kind of surprise is that kan? Mana ada orang buat camtu. Selalu cam kasi berita buruk, pastu rupanya good news. Ini, kasi cam good news, rupanya berita buruk."

"Laa ye ke. Hehehe. Kelakar lah Bud ni."

"Kelakar ke tu? Kakngah geram je dengan dia semalam."

"Oh patut lah ibu dengar kakngah jerit2 No No No semalam. Ingat ada lipas lagi."

Haaa... LIPAS?

Ohhhhhhh baru i teringat. Pernah sekali i terkejut lipas naik kat kaki i and i was so traumatised so i was like, "No! No! No! Don't do this to me, please please please!!"

Hahahaha so semalam masa i cam NO NO NO THAT IS SO NOT FUNNY WHY DO YOU DO THAT my mom ingat i tengah cakap dengan lipas. Hahaha so cute kan dia. Tapi cam kuat gila suara i sampai dia dengar. Padahal i tak gunakan pun skill lontaran suara i masa drama itu berlangsung. I jerit, tapi guna suara dalam. Hmm geddit? Hmm.

Takpelah. Pengajarannya, bilik i tak sound proof, berhati-hati di jalan raya.

Sekian, wassalam.

Stylish Blogger Award

2011-10-25T18:52:00.009+08:00

OK. Anda tau apa itu award?

Yer, sume pandai. Alololo. ;p

Dalam blogsphere pun ada award. Cuma award ni tak dapat material. Cuma dapat perasaan terharu aje.

OK. Saya dapat this award dari Oshinz:

I was "tagged" by Oshinz and sebab i dapat award ni, i haruslah me'reveal' seven things about me. Wah mudah saja. Jangan suruh saya reveal rahsia ketegangan wajah sudah lah. Wahahahah PERASSSAAAANNNNNNN!!! OK memain.

Okay2 serious!

Tapi sebenarnya, i malu nak buat entry ni.

Ada 2 perkara:

Satu:
Dia kasi ni since March kot. Ish segannya sekarang baru nak buat. Bukan akak tak hargai ye dik. Cuma tak terbuat2. Erm.. alasan takleyh pakai kah itu. Ermm pendek kata, sorry sangat sangat sangat. Harap maafku diterima.. :(

Dua:
Oshinz ni biar betul nak kasi budak nak pronounce Yves Saint Laurent pun tak reti sebagai "Stylish Blogger". Hahaha. But Oshinz, THANK YOU. Im truly flattered. Lepas ni berazam takmo pakai kaftan senteng + koyak kat ketiak dah. Eh. Terreveal pula. Adakah ini dikira sebagai satu revelation?

Ok mari mulakan.

1ne:
In my family, i am known as Kakngah. Sebab anak kedua. But my aunties, uncles, sedara mara semua panggil i Mas. Tapi, kalau belah ayah, dia panggil Mas Ayu.

I tatau mana datangnya word Ayu tu sebab masa kecik i gangster. Main MIRC pun nak join gang2 grunge aje. Padahal fashion grunge tu apa pun tatau. Nampak sangat peer pressure.

Pastu kulit, hmph tayah cakap lah. PUTIH MELEPAK (gunakan kebolehan kata lawan anda di sini). Dipanggil keling tu dah biasa dah. Lebih2 lagi kat dahi ada nandek. That's why hati i kental. Dari kecik dah dipandang serong.

Eh jap. Kenapa rasa seperti dah pernah cerita eh pasal ni? Hmm.

OK NEXT!

2wo:
Like it or not, im very loyal, if you're worth it. Zaman2 bercinta tak kira la. Itu tak confirm. Tapi once hatiku kau miliki, (kahwin), i can be your true companion for life. (Eceh!)

Bab berkawan pun sama. That's why i tak banyak kawan and i stick to the same group of friends. And i choose my friends. Because i know kalau salah pilih kawan, binasalah kita. Tapi i tak macam Ilya lah. Nak kawan dengan yang cantik2 aje. LOL!

3hree:
In my heart, ada 4 orang budak bawah umur yang dekat di hatiku.

1. Ayqal

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OK. Sebab blogger tengah hampagas, maka nak upload lagi 3 gambar telah gagal. Nama lagi 3 orang adalah Aryssa, Amirun dan Ayra. Sume start with A! Can you believe it??

And yang ganjilnya, nama anak i pun (ye, dah ada dah teehee) starts with A! Ceh bajet nak buat cam E! Eh tapi cam pernah tercakap je nama anak kitorang dalam ni. Hmm takpe hidup ini bagaikan roda ya. Tatau lah apa kene mengena peribahasa itu dalam konteks ayat ini tapi hidup harus tabah!

4our:
Masa kat university, i belajar Spanish. Maklumlah, terpengaruh Mis Tres Hermanas. And dalam class, i antara yang terbaik lah. Amboi, perasan lagi.

Bukan apa. Sebabnya, lidah kita sebagai orang Melayu ni sangat flexible. So bila nak sebut "Yo tengo" for example, kita boleh sebut macam mana gaya orang Spanish cakap. Tapi bila mat salleh nak cakap, dia jadi slang abis.

"Yaw Tengow".

Makanya cikgu ingat konon i ni bagus sangatlah. Sampai dapat special offer from university nak kasi special fee to sambung Degree in Spanish Language. Tapi terpaksalah i reject. Nak mengamuk PETRONAS? Ko ingat aku antar ko pergi sana supaya ko boleh pergi Spain and impress Fabregas? Tapi bila fikir2 balik, cam a good investment lah juga kuasai banyak bahasa ni kan. Hmm.

5ive:
Masa i kecik2, i pernah ada satu era di mana i pernah panjang tangan. Yes, panjang tangan i.e. kuat mencuri. Ok nak kata kuat tu takdelah. Tapi dalam "era" tu, adalah dalam 4 kali. Masa tu umur i dalam 9 - 10 tahun. And i tak curi from individual. Tapi kedai. So memana kawan2 yang hilang buku kaler Sailormoon masa kecik, janganlah tuduh i.

Antara kedai yang menjadi mangsa adalah 7 Eleven. Product: Kad. You know? Kad birthday tu. Bawa buku masuk kedai, buat2 cam nak belek2 kad, sambil belek simpan terus dalam buku. (WARNING: INI BUKAN TIPS). Memalukan, tapi kata pun reveal.

And please jangan salahkan ibu dan ayah i. Mereka tak pernah tau hal ini.

Yang buat makin menjadi-jadinya, tak pernah pula tu kena tangkap.

Tapi, sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya jatuh juga gedebuk ke tanah.

One day, i pergi kedai runcit near my nenek's house in Kampung Pandan. And then, i amik gula2. Harga gula2 yang i amik, patut 50 sen. Tapi, i sorokkan gula2 yang bernilai 30 sen and just bayar 20 sen.

Nak dijadikan cerita, tah macam mana, pakcik kedai dapat tau. Terus dia mengamuk and baling duit 20 sen i tu ke arah i. Tapi tak kenala. Skill mengelak i agak power masa kecik. And sebbaik dia tak kejar. Tapi dia bebetul marah. Kira dia baling tu tanda protes.

Sejak tu, OMG, such a turning point. I rasa sangat sedih and kesian kat pakcik tu. Dah lah kedai dia kedai runcit yang kat flat cam rumah kedai tu. Jual pun cam cikedis dan ais krim 10 sen. Tu pun ko nak curi?!!

Felt so bad, i insaf and stopped doing such things immediately. Ia berlarutan (the keinsafan) sampai ke besar hinggalah pada satu hari, i telah mencuri lagi di zaman university. I telah mencuri hati Bud. Wahahaha amboi, sempat.

Tapi itulah, rasa sangat malu and depress bila ingat balik. Kalau i jumpa balik pakcik tu, memang i rasa nak minta maaf beribu kali sampai dia maafkan and bayar balik duit gula2 dia tu.

Pengajaran dari kisah ini, kalau anak2 kita nakal masa kecik nakal tahap ekzos, jangan putus harapan. Dia masih boleh dibentuk.

Hmm, relevant tak?

6ix:
Masa i dengan Bud first time declare to be boifren gerlfren, our first break up was initiated by Bud. Meaning, dia minta break from me. Melalui email. Dalam email tu, dia kata, dia masih sayang ex gf dia. And kalau i bebetul sayang dia, i can stay and try to make things work, and if not, i can leave, and no hard feelings.

Sampai sekarang i ingat kandungan email tu. Kelakar gila. Last2 dengan siapa awak kahwin???

LOL!

Apa jadi lepas tu, akan diceritakan suatu hari nanti. Sebab insyaAllah i akan buat special entries titled "How I Met Your Father". Inspired by Ted Mosby. Hahahaha.

Eh. Ini cam reveal perihal Bud aje. Wakakaka OK BURUK.

7even:
Ive made A LOT of decisions in life, everybody has. Tapi, the best decision in life yang i pernah buat, is marrying Bud.

*shy*

I kekadang cam rasa, apa yang i dah buat to deserve such a gift. Dah lah banyak sakitkan hati dia. Banyak buat dosa dengan Allah. Ganti puasa pun malas. Tapi, Allah sayang i, and He created Bud and sent him to me.

Sebelum korang menyampah, i berhenti saja lah di sini. Tak sampai hati saya.

Oh btw, i dengan Bud, memang banyak meluahkan kata-kata cinta dan kegatalan melalui sms dan email. So one day, my lil cousin gatal pergi baca my sms. I pandanggg aje. I tau lah dia tengah masuk inbox i. Phone kita. Kita tau lah kan. I memang diamkan diri.

Pastu, terus dia geli nak muntah (tetiba dia cakap ee!) haha plus malu nak pandang i sebab banyak sms2 18sx di situ. HAHAHA nak sangattttt invade privacy orang.

So, janganlah nak baca sms2 orang. Especially kalau orang tu dah kahwin ya.

I kalau orang nak main handphone i, i bukan kisah. Silakan.

Tapi,

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Hehe. Nite2 peeps! Mwahssss xoxoxoxoxo!!!!!

To Oshinz, thank you. :)

Berhati-Hati. Ingatlah Orang Yang Tersayang.

2011-10-22T10:33:00.004+08:00

Sekarang ni muka I sedang ketat. Bukan. Bukan muka ketat yang macam kita tengok kawan kita muka masam je gila emo taknak senyum pastu kita cakap “Tengah buat muka ketat lah tu”. Tapi ni ketat yang betul2 ketat kalau I senyum over sket dia akan macam getah ditarik2. Prinsip kekenyalan. (Sains Form 1)

Semalam I pergi Twin Towers Fitness Center. Angannya nak pergi lari kat atas treadmill tu. Eh tak. Camni cerita sebenarnya. Angannya memula nak pergi jogging kat KLCC Park. Berlari sambil menikmati pemandangan indah nan permai. Tapi hujan. So how? So tak jadi la. Izat kata i kasi alasan salahkan hujan.

Huh. Bila masa i salahkan hujan! Abaikan dia. Tuduh aje.

Berat I sekarang ni 58kg. Not bad lah kan. Turun lah sket dari masa gi Oman ari tu. Dulu 54kg. Dulu tu bila? Dulu tu masa sebelum kahwin. 4 kg in 1 year I want nobody nobody but youuu. (panic attack). Memula memang in denial. Bukan orang cakap lepas kawin akan kurus kejap ke? Lepas dah beranak baru gemuk balik. Hmm pendusta.

So semalamnya berazam nak mengeluarkan sedikit peluh. Manalah tau kuasa Allah dapat turun sekilo. Kan? I cakap MANALAH TAU.. Tapi kan, bila sampai gym, tiba2 cam kemalasan bermula. Bukan orang masuk gym terus semangat ke? Gila saiko kan I ni.

So last2 masuk sauna je. At least ada lah effort tu sket. I rasa I terover dose lah duduk dalam sauna tu so dia mengeringkan muka. Tu yg muka jadi ketat ni. Dia patut tak lebih 30 minutes. I rasa cam I duduk sejam kot. Bajetnya ingat lagi lama duduk dalam tu, lagi banyaklah lemak terpecah. Tapi pastu nak nangis bila lepas mandi cam asal muka cam susah nak senyum nih.

So tu je lah citenya. Saja mengadu. I sebenarnya nak cerita pengalaman I hampir kena pukau dulu. Ini kisah benar.

Kisahnya begini.

Hari tu (lama dah lah jugak) I lunchie2 dengan Mel and Nurul kat KFC KLCC. Kitorang punya table yang dekat hujung belakang skali, belah tepi. So masa tengah sedap2 makan kan, tiba2 ada sorang guy ni, muka cam Jude Law sket cuma kurang hensem, a bit metrosexual, pakai baju serba hitam, bawa bag hitam and terus datang kat meja kitorang.

Dengan tidak semena-mena, dia tiba2 terus cam, “Hye, Nama saya Joe. Saya store manager dekat Polo, nak tanya korang ni budak sekolah ke? Ni from Polo Parkson.. Kita tengah ada promotion, so.... (dia cakap apa kat sini I tak ingat dah)

And then kitorang pun cam terkedu lah kan. I pula tengah mengunyah.

Pastu dia jenis yang cakap cam laju laju tau. Cam you tak clear sangat apa dia nak cakap. Pastu dengan tidak semena-mena lagi, dia nak duduk kat kerusi sebelah i. Dia cam offer diri dia untuk duduk and memang dah nak duduk pun. I terus cakap, “Sorry, you tak boleh duduk..”

Mungkin dia bengang, dia cam kebelakang sket, pastu cam “You tak payah ah nak berlagak dengan i.. I pun taknak jual kat you..” dengan muka annoyed dia kat i.

Drama abis.

Pastu I tatau apa jadi (kan I da cakap mamat ni laju. Bukan saja percakapan tapi tingkah laku) pastu dia cam nak duduk lagi. Whoa degil kau. So I cam pegang kerusi tu, and cam I cakap lagi, “Sorry kitorang tak kasi stranger duduk..”

Pastu dia cam terus cam.. “You jangan nak berlagak eh.. Okay fine. I nak cakap yang sekarang kita tengah buat promotion, if you student 40%, kalau dah kerja 80%, tapi i tanak jual kat u.” pastu terus dia walk away.

I tergamam.

APAKAH YANG BARU BERLAKU? Gila weird mamat tu. Tapi baju dia pakai tu memang baju all black yang cam promoter2 minyak wangi selalu pakai kat KLCC ni. All black di sini yang serba hitam ye. Bukan cam jersey All Blacks rugby tu. Hmm saje je lah nak explain in case ada yang confuse.

Okay sambung cerita.

Firstly, bukan niat I nak sombong apatah lagi berlagak. Tapi sejak terbaca satu email forwarded by my friend, I terus jadi lebih paranoid, maka lebih berhati-hati. And cerita ni pun diorang cakap dah pernah keluar Harian Metro.

Basically the story is like this:

Ada sorang mamat ni tengah lepak2 kat kedai coffee yang famous kat Ampang (I rasa Coffee Bean). Pastu masa dia tengah duduk2, ada sorang mamat ni datang kat dia, and cakap cam nak tumpang duduk sebab table lain dah full. Kita pun kalau ada orang tanya, “Ada kosong kak?” kita pun akan cakap cam, “Takde.. Meh2 duduk”. Kan?

So mamat ni pun kasi lah mamat yang takde seat tu duduk. Tatau how and what happened, next thing he knows, dia kat Hospital Ampang Puteri, duit kat ATM semua lesap. :'(

So lepas baca email tu, of courselah I lebih berhati2. Bukan email tu je lah. Banyak lagi email lain yang buat I tak trust strangers. Bukan nak menyombong, tapi I tanak masuk Harian Metro.

Berbalik kepada mamat baju hitam tadi, kalau betul dia Store Manager kat Polo @ Parkson tu, kenapa perlu datang jual kat KFC? I don't think its appropriate, nor professional.

Satu, dia kacau orang tengah makan.

Dua, Polo dah ada booth sendiri kat dalam KLCC tu. Gunakan lah medium yang ada.

Tiga, you're the Store Manager. Kenapa buat kerja promoter? Bukan you kena manage ke promoters? Not be one.

Empat, logic ke nak kasi 80% off? Ok tu satu. Yang ganjil, kalau student dapat 40%, kalau dah kerja dapat 80%. Cam ???????..........

Tak paham den.

And, lepas kitorang abis makan nak balik office, nampak mamat tu kat CIMB. Cara dia tu macam nak menjual lagi lah. Tengah mencari mangsa. Eh over i. Okay okay. Tengah mencari pembeli. I pandang lah. Dia nampak je i, terus jeling and pergi tempat lain.

Kan i dah cakap dia drama.

Bila fikir2 balik, entahlah. Tak baik berburuk sangka. Tapi tak salah berhati-hati.

So itu lah pengalaman i hampir kene pukau. Bila i cerita kat Bud, dia cakap i over. Cerita kat orang cam dah kena pukau aje. Mana ada i cakap camtu. I cakap HAMPIR. HAMPIR lah sayang.

Nak dijadikan cerita, semalam, masa tengah jalan2 dekat KLCC tu, i cam ternampak lagi mamat tu. I ingat2 lupa tapi dia pakai baju hitam juga. I cam confuse. Mungkin i salah orang. Mungkin juga dia one of the promoters yang memang tengah jual2 perfume kat depan2 Parkson and Isetan tu. Hmm.

Reason i cerita benda ni, adalah supaya korang pun berhati-hati. NEVER LET A STRANGER TOUCH YOU SESUKA HATI or even DUDUK SATU MEJA WITH YOU MASA YOU TENGAH MAKAN. Capisce darlings?

In life, we all make mistakes. And a wise man is the one who learns from his mistakes. But a wiser man is the one who learns from others' mistakes.

Renung-renungkan.

Jangan renungan gatal dah la.

Imam Muda

2011-10-15T21:55:00.002+08:00

Saya telah mengfollow @imammudaasyraf di twitter. Sebab girlfriend dia (Nurul) duk promote kata beliau kelakar, maka saya pun tergerak nak follow. Lagi satu senang. Kalau masa2 tu ada kemusykilan pape, tanya je dia. Dia insyaAllah akan reply.

I tanya,

"Ustaz, kalau kat Malaysia, solat Dhuha start pukul berapa? Mak saya cakap 8.30 baru boleh start. Buat pukul 8 tak boleh ke? Saya nak kena pergi keje.."

Pastu ustaz jawab,

"Boleh.. lebih kurang 15 minit lepas syuruk."

Tapi Nurul cakap 28 minit. Can la can la.

Kekadang i rasa kita ni manja betul dengan ustaz. Semua benda nak tanya. Hihi..

Ada sorang my friend, Ajax, dia pun tanya ustaz juga. Soalan dia,

"Ustaz, kalau kita still tgh baca Fatihah, imam dah rukuk, abeskan dulu or kita follow imam?"

I suka soalan ni sebab dulu pun i confuse. Sebab setau i, bacaan Al-Fatihah kena lengkap. Tapi mengikut pergerakan imam pun wajib. Kekadang bila tengok imam dah rukuk, hati cam.. "nak rukuk ke tak nak rukuk ke tak omg imam dah nak abis bacaan rukuk aku tak habis lagi ni nak rukuk ke tak nak rukuk ke tak omg omg omg imam dah berdiri aku tak rukuk2 lagi OMAIGODDDDDDDDDD."

Fuhhh permainan perasaan betul. Sudahnya, bacaan Al-Fatihah pun tersasul2 sebab nak kejar imam. Syaitan sure terkekeh2 gelak kan.

Annoying.

Secara betulnya, kita kene ikut imam. WAJIB ya. Bacaan Al-Fatihah baca setakat mana kita termampu. Sebab basically, imam tu sebenarnya dah bacakan bagi pihak kita. InsyaAllah.

Lagi satu yang perlu berhati2, jangan terlebih laju dari imam. Imam baru nak sujud dahi nak cecah bumi, dahi kamu dah sampai dulu. Gelojoh.

Antara orang-orangnya adalah beta. Pernah kena tegur dengan my friend yang masa tu duk saf belakang i, dia kata i laju sangat. I tak sedar. Tapi lepas dapat tau HARAM kalau kita completekan rukun dulu before imam, terus jadi wanita sopan lemah gemalai ya tatkala menghadap Allah.

Antara orang yang sangat bagus aturan dia mengikut imam, adalah Ayqal.

Father & Son Sdn. Bhd.

Walaupun saf nya terpesong dari akidah, kita maafkan ya. Patutnya dia kena sebelah kanan right?

Sebenarnya sejadah tu dibentangkan untuk i. Tapi dia pun nak juga semayang. Fine lah. So Bud semayang sunat dulu just to puaskan hati dia.

Kelakarnya, bila part duduk di antara dua sujud, dia tak reti agaknya. Baru 3 tahun. So tiap kali kena buat aje, terus dia mencangkung macam nak berry. HAHAHAHA comel sangatttttttttt. I dah tak tahan kat belakang tu duk menahan gelak.

Tapi bagusnya, dia agak khusyuk tau masa semayang. Cam budak lain i tengok, bila part Al-Fatihah tu kan lama, diorang akan gerak2. Mata pandang kiri kanan. Tapi dia tak. Focus gila.

I sangat sangat sangat suka with the picture! Patut amik gambar masa dia mencangkung tu kan buat kenangan. Tapi masa tu i was enjoying the situation so tak terfikir nak amik gambar. Takpe2. Hopefully ada next time. Hahaha.

So para twitterer tweeples tweeters or whatever you wanna name it, followlah imam muda kita. Tak perlu lah Asyraf kalau nama dia sama dengan nama ex boifren ke apa. Ramai yang lain lagi.

Baiklah. Kita akhiri majlis dengan surah Al-Asr.

Thank You From The Bottom Of My Heart

2011-10-15T16:13:00.003+08:00

I would like to extend my utmost super duperest appreciation to 2 of these ladies, who have spent their time and effort to write something about me. Thank you very2 much sisters! I know this is very the late already, (- __ -) but know that i am very2 honored and flattered! We were once strangers, but now we have become friends. So thank you!! :)

Rita: http://ritz-passion.blogspot.com/2011/08/awestruck.html

AnnysaHusin: http://annysahusin.blogspot.com/2011/09/makan-makan-raya.html

Anyway Rita, your red velvet cake is a must buy for everyone! People kept coming to me asking about your cake okay! Glad i ordered from you. :)

And Nik, (Annysa) i was actually very2 impressed with you and your family! Food banyak jenis, and masak sendiri... That's like wow. I jadi sedikit cemburu sebab i ni nak kata masak cekodok pun tak lepas. Inikan pula juadah pelbagai aneka. Cakap nak ikut buku resipe aje kan. I tak makan banyak bukan sebab tak sedap tau. Tapi sebab perut dah mengah. Seriously! But most of all, i was so impressed on how friendly and welcoming you guys can be to a stranger like me. Even your mom. Sangat sweet. So thank you very2 much for the invite, nanti Bud balik kita plan2 makan2 lagi k! Dia balik November. ;)

Im A Happy Wife

2011-10-11T19:23:00.006+08:00

Ada sorang kawan i ni. Dia call i. Kawan ni takdela rapat but berkawan baik la. Kenal masa memula start kerja dulu.

Dia tanya kalau dia boleh ask me a favor. I said of course! Ask je lah. Buat belum tentu. Huhu kidding! Why so sewiyesss. Sigh. Oh NO. Shut up. Knock KNOCK. Oh apakah ini PMS.

Masa dia call tu pukul 5. Dia tanya boleh ke nak jumpa. I said, tengah kerja. My boss ada pula depan mata masa tu. Maka haruslah menjawab dengan jawapan2 pekerja contoh. Can we meet at 6? I asked. She said okay. I pun buat kerja. Wahh detailnya saya cerita.

We went to one of the coffee shops in KLCC. You know my favourite place? Central Perk? No. Coffee Bean lah.

Saya order small Mocha Ice Blended. Hmm.. Okay cancel. Boring.

~~Saya order small Mocha Ice Blended.~~

Pastu we pun borak2. I said hey youuu apa ceritaaa. And we talked and talked. A few while after that she said she needs to ask me something. Tapi dia segan. I said, nak sogan apo aih. Cakap ajo. Dia segan2 lagi. Ish gigit kang.

Pastu dia pun tanya,

"Roe, uhm.. ermm... hmm... uhm..."

MARI GIGIT DIA SEKARANG.

"Roe, uhm................ can i borrow your money?"

Eh. Pasti lah boleh. Saya faham bukan senang untuk anda meminta. Jadi jangan panjangkan keseganan anda itu. Lets talk cash.

Ecewah poyo je beta. Tu kata2 dalam hati lah. In dunia yang nyata dimana Maxis masih musuh dalam selimut, i pun berkata..

"Oh.. sure, insyaAllah can. How much u need?"

"RM300."

So i said, okay. Kebetulan i baru keluarkan cash 2 days before so i gave it to her.

I tak tanya and tak nak tanya pun why she needed that money. That's her business. I takmo dia rasa serba salah nak beritahu ke apa. But dia sendiri yang buka cerita.

Dia cakap, sekarang ni she and her husband (they have 1 adorable daughter) tengah ada masalah kewangan. Cos banyak commitment.

I seperti pelik. Pelik bukan apa. Cos i know they are still living with her parents. And rumah tak beli lagi. Just like moi. So i tak sure what kind of commitment. But im sure adalah tu. We can never know kan.

She said diorang baru beli kereta. Honda yaw. So bayar kereta je RM900 per month. And adalah bayaran2 lain. Susu anak sume. Faham lah.

But then dia buka cerita lain. Dia kata, sebenarnya sekarang ni one of the hutangs yang dia kena bayar is hutang kahwin.

HUH? Apakah?

Begini kisahnya. Masa dia kahwin dulu, diorang buat takdelah meriah mana. Kat dewan aje pun. But apparently the guy took RM40K loan (tak sure personal loan ke apa, tak tanya) untuk cover cost kahwin.

I tanya dia, how much total cost kahwin for both you and his sides?

Dia cakap, campur everything masa tu dalam RM65K. Tapi dua2 belah pihak lah.

*gulp*

OK. Wow. That's... A LOT man! Fuh. Sesak nafas mak.

So now, they are living in debt, and pressure nak kena settlekan segala hutang piutang. In a way, she started her marriage with wedding debt.

I pernah lah dengar skrip cerita P Ramlee Bujang Lapuk yang mamat kurus kering tu mengamuk kat bini. Pasal masa kahwin dia kena hutang ceti sebab parents nak macam2. Something like that. "INI SEMUA MAK BAPAK KAU PUNYA PASAL." *hehe*. Tapi tatau lah akan terjadi pada kawan sendiri. Tapi bukan lah parents dia demand macam2. Cumanya bab hutang kahwin tu lah.

So anyway, dia cerita la yang dia menyesal juga lah dulu spent so much on her wedding. Now gaduh dengan husband slalu sebab duit asyik tak cukup.

Banyak reason why kekadang kita rasa hidup kita asyik kesempitan. I pun pernah rasa and kena. But kena analyse balik la diri. Ada ke kita sakitkan hati suami? Mak kita? Amik hak orang lain? Amik harta anak yatim? Macam2 lah.

But itu semua kita kena sedarkan diri lah and cari apa punca Allah sekat rezeki kita. Kenapa Dia tak permudahkan. Most of the time ada penyebab, selain dia nak uji, of course.

So anyway, i rasa kesian dengan my friend ni. Dulu masa dia single, happy je selalu. Now macam selalu murung and kita nampak muka dia dalam keresahan.

I dah pernah cakap ni in one of my entries, and im gonna share it again.

Pada semua bakal2 pengantin (esp ladies), please be wise in spending. Jangan bebankan sesiapa, terutama ibu bapa dan bakal suami kita. Spend mana termampu. Jangan compete dengan sesiapa. Just because your friend had a fabulous wedding, you pun nak juga.

My wedding was very simple, but very intimate. I just wanted to celebrate my love towards Bud, and menghalalkan segalanya. Kehkeh. ;p

Eventhough i didnt have majlis yang gempak, but i remember it till now. To me everything was how it supposed to be. I dont mind if other people tak rasa ianya majlis yang mereka akan ingat atau perkatakan. Yang penting, Bud and I remember it. Of course I dont and cant remember every single thing on my wedding day. I am so Dory sometimes. Hmm in fact, most of the time. I even forgot the food we ate for God's sakes!

But i remember how i felt that day. If i looked back, i boleh tersenyum and still feel the happiness, the serenity.... such a bliss :)

Thank you sayang for being so wonderful. I didnt have an expensive wedding, but i sure have an expensive marriage.

And for that, i forever am grateful. :)

Women Are From Venus

2011-10-10T21:25:00.005+08:00

I miss blogginggg!! But not as much as i miss my husband. Hehe. I wonder if ive lost all of my readers. Mesti annoying kan buka2 page ni pastu tak berupdate. I know i would if my favourite blogger tak update2 entry dia. Eh. Not that i think im your favourite blogger. But you know. In general. Like you know.. Uhm ala you know.. Ala bencinya bila tersalah cakap. Kan dah terbunyi stragel desperate di situ. Ugh.

But tadi buka dashboard, ada bertambah followers. Aaaa terharu thank you!!! To be honest i tatau apa fungsi followers tu. Apakah maknanya? But tak kisah lah. Yang penting hot.

Eh. Bukan maksud i i yang hot. I maksudkan korang. Korang yang follow blog ini. Bukan i. Ish benci lah kena justify.

Anyway, i sekarang tengah busy tahap dewa. Yada yada yada what's new. Too much work to do, everyday balik lambat. Mantra i dengan my boss sekarang, "Sabar ye *nama sendiri*, sabar.."

Hari tu dalam lif tetiba dia berfeeling2 romantic. Masa tengah nak ke Level 80 Tower 2, dia cakap kat i, "I rasa bersyukur sangat dalam ramai2 you yang under me.." I terkesima dan terharu sangat dengan kata tidak semena2 beliau. Rasa cam first time orang appreciate i betul2. Dan kerana itulah i poyo panggil dia beliau.

That's why also lah i dengan my latest boss ni, tak sampai hati kalau i biarkan dia buat kerja sorang2. Nak amik cuti pun rasa bersalah. And thats why lah blog ni tak berbuka2 ya rakan taulan. Sebab by the time sampai rumah, dah flat or nak spend time dengan family pula. Tapi semalam sedih bila Bud cakap.. "Sayang tak update blog eh? Update la sayang.. I rindu..."

Sebab tak sampai hati, i gagahkan jua menaip di sini. Supaya suami saya ada something untuk dibaca. Walaupun entry ini saya tulis tanpa saya tau apa yang nak ditulis sebenarnya. Sungguh random ok ya.

Oh hari tu kan, Bud tengah drive. Pastu dia suruh i txtkan something. OK kurang tepat fakta itu. Masa tu dia tengah drive. Time2 tu juga lah dia nak txt kat handphone dia. I sejak tengok cerita Seven Pounds yang Will Smith tu memang trauma sket kalau ada adegan orang txt masa tengah drive depan mata. So i pun dengan rakusnya mengambil phone di tangannya and offerkan diri untuk type kan untuk dia. Oh sudah pastilah sebelum mengambil phone itu ada adegan bebel membebel Ingatlah Orang Yang Tersayang ya.

So anyway, dia suruh i type...

"Ada kat situ jugak."

I pun type... "Ada kat situ juga."

Pastu dia kata i skema sebab cakap JUGA. Dia kena JUGAK.

WHAT DEHHH.

Kecik ati la memula. Tapi lepas tu baru i tersedar yang bukan Bud sorang je yang penah kata i skema. I penah chat dengan my friend, dia gelak bila i eja "KAT MANE" as "KAT MANA". And "APE" as "APA".

Hek elleh lenyek dengan stroller kang.

Kesimpulannya, i tak faham dengan diorang ni. Tak semua perkataan i skema. And i tak faham dengan diri sendiri. Yang i nak terasa2 kecik ati bagai ni nape?

Hmm.. Mungkin kerana yang cakap tu adalah husband sendiri.

Hmm redha aje lengkali.

Oh btw ari tu i bawa Ayqal to Petrosains. Saya sungguh seronok. Seperti berada di angkasa.

Okay to be honest i dah penat sangat lah. Need to rest. Sorry sayang! Esok i try to update lagi k..

I love you!

Angkasa~~~ Zzzzzzzzzzz......................

Get Set, Go!

2011-09-30T17:19:00.007+08:00

Update on my life:

1. Bud is here for 2 weeks. Its been 2 weeks. Hehe. Funny story on how we surprised the parents. And geram story on how Bob pecahkan rahsia to Ben that Bud is coming back when i told him specifically DO NOT TELL ANYONE THAT BUD IS COMING BACK. Grr!

2. Ilya has left me (geram) to further study (tak jadi geram dah tsk) somewhere over the rainbow. Told her many times i hate her for leaving me. Don't think she cared. Told her i don't care she's leaving. Don't think she believed me. WHATEVEREST

3. I have deviated nasal sectum. Like??? WHAT EEZ DATZ. Will need to perform some nose surgery like that. Tak kisahlah. Mana tau dah siap2 kot idung sexy cam Amitabh Bachan. Wow.

4. Bud and I are looking for our future houses. Eh plural konon. HOUSE je. I want landed. Bud nak apartment. I nak Alam Impian. Dia nak Riana Green. Conflict. Tapi deep down I teringin nak rumah area Bukit Jelutong. But aritu nak bayar downpayment rumah tak cukup singgit. Ugh! Damn you rumah sejuta ke atas!

5. Super tired. Nak peluk husband dulu ye?

Mwahsss xoxoxo!

I Have A Question

2011-09-16T08:16:00.002+08:00

Got this email from a friend and i rasa sangatlah betulnya.

The question you ask, will determine the answer you get.

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?"

The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke?"

To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means.You can always pray whenever you want to."

Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask.

However, another moral of the story that i got:

People are inconsistent in their words. Because people are not perfect. Only Al-Quran is. So be forgiving, and get over it.

Happy Malaysia Day people! :)

My Favorite Shampoo

2011-09-12T18:15:00.014+08:00

OK. Confirm. 3 orang dah cakap i gelap. Sudah sama taraf dengan Aoki Lee.

Alang2 cakap pasal gelap, kita cakap pasal rambut kita yang hitam. I dah berikrar pada diri, tanak colorkan rambut dah. Nak depend solely on my "natural beauty" yikes. Anddddddddd i have 2 white hair (grey hair, whichever) and i tak cabut! Kinda like it to be there though. Its REALLY white so cam cool. Ala2 "highlight".

Anyway, i ada masalah rambut leper. Sebab rambut i sikit. Bukan sebab kena hempap cam cekodok ya.

Dah lah sikit, senang gugur. That is why i dont like sikat-ing my hair. In fact, i dont comb my hair. I can count on how many times i sikat per year. Kalau korang datang tidur rumah i and Bud nanti, jangan berharap disediakan sikat ya. Sebab dua2 tak sikat rambut. Sikat kami adalah tangan kami. Murah dan tahan lama. Serabai camne pun, memang akan sikat guna tangan aje. Stroke and caress them slowly. Kalau dah tak boleh diadjust lost hope sangat baru la pakai sikat.

I tak suka orang pegang rambut i. Including Bud. Kalau dia usap2 manja takpe. Orang lain nak usap2 manja memang kena penampo la kan. Tapi bukan dari i. Sebab i memang cuke dibelai. Wakakaka. Ok buruk.

Only one person yang i allow to sikat my hair when its tangled. That is, my dad. Dia je yang boleh sikat rambut i tanpa i rasa sakit langsung. Very gentle and soft. I think he should have opened a salon. So now dia dah takde, no one is allowed to sikat my hair with sikat, even myself. Even my hand i dont trust eppp.

Tapi sebab tangan sendiri kan. So okla. U kan sikat my hair la. Ok la. Tak kasi kang merajuk pula.

I try macam2 shampoo. You name it. Mahal, murah, free sample. Sume lah. Even hotel punya yang bawa balik sorok bawa masuk bag pun i pakai. Eh termengaku. Tapi ikut hotel la. Shampoo hotel ni kalau kita pakai, rambut memang boleh berubah struktur. Unless ko tak kisah rambut seperti David Copperfield.

Anyway, dulu, ada satu shampoo ni nama dia Organics. That is like the BESTEST shampoo in the world. But they stopped production when i was 18. Ahh they broke my heart.

Since then, my shampoo bertuka2 ikut kewangian shampoo dan kecantikan botol. Ada juga yang dibeli kerana penjualnya begitu convincing.

None of the shampoo yang betul2 menambat hati i. Sume cam biasa2 je la. Tapi kini tidak lagi! Ada satu shampoo yang telah merubah hidupku, kini dan selamanya... :)

Masa tu i tengah jalan2 dekat Giant. Kemudian nak cari shampoo baru sebab dah bosan dengan shampoo lama. Pantene, Sunsilk, Rejoice... ahhh low standard baybeh. (benci gila statement ini)

Then i ni ada tendency untuk beli shampoo kerana botol dia nampak sungguh menawan. Sedang membelek2, i ternampak botol ini.

.

Nampak je FRESH & BOUNCE, i dah tertarik. Sebab bila rambut berbounce2 baru lah bila tolak pintu tu terperasan model Vidal Sassoon. Lagi2 bila dah tolak pintu tu, ada pula orang panggil dari belakang. Waa lagi la nak flip2.

Anyway, i was a bit skeptical memula nak beli. Sebab its from PALMOLIVE. Cam.. huh? Palmolive bukan sabun mandi dan tangan ke? Sejak bila dia ada shampoo? Bagus ke? Elok ke? Berkesan ke?

Ahh tak kisah. Asal botol cantik.

I pun beli. Harga masa tu RM10.50. So chweappppp. Must buy must buy!

Result?

OK straight to the point sebab i tengah sakit perut. Lepas seminggu memakainya, i sangat sukaaaaaaa with the result! Dia buat rambut lembut, and senang diurus. Bouncy tu hanyalah tinggal impian tapi tak kisah lah. Memang rambut i yang degil.

And then, keguguran rambut memang ada, tapi tak sebanyak dulu. Dulu, everyday kena sapu lantai sebab rambut sana sini. Kini, boleh kutip dengan jari saja. :))

I sangat teruja and rasa bersalah kerana skeptical dengan Palmolive. Can't believe they offer great quality for their shampoo! In Malaysia, they have a few range, you pilih lah ikut kesesuaian rambut you. Different country different range. Cam kat Oman, they jual yang ada perisa green apple. OMG so sedap the smell!

Sekarang ni, sebab suka sangat shampoo ni, i tengah paksa Bud pakai sekali. Tapi dia tu aish degilnya dia tamo. I sampai kene sorokkan shampoo Selsun Blue dia. Sampai lupa la pulak i sorokkan kat mana.

I nak dia pakai bukan apa. The smell to sangat wangiiii. I suka main2 rambut dia sambil sniff his hair. Selsun Blue tu kurang harum walaupun bagus. My nose needs therapy also.

Tapi, yang menyedihkan, Palmolive shampoo ni takde jual dekat Guardian or Watson! How come mannnnnn. Ni yang branch dekat KLCC la. Tempat lain wapuchetau.

Kalau korang dalam proses mencari shampoo yang elok untuk rambut anda, try lah Palmolive ni. So far im loving it!

Anda pula bagaimana?

Tak kenal maka tak cinta ;)

I Owe You One

2011-09-12T16:05:00.005+08:00

Hutang. Banyak jenis.

Hutang puasa, hutang senyuman, hutang cakap bebaik. Hmm.

Tapi hutang paling famous of courselah hutang duit. Why i wanna talk about hutang today?

Sebab, yesterday, my uncle told me this:

"Dekat akhirat nanti, yang buat orang bankrupt is because of hutang, walaupun hutang tu satu sen."

I think ramai yang tau benda ni. Kalau tak bayar hutang, masa nak masuk gate syurga nanti, kena tahan immigration. Kalau tak bayar hutang, kena bayar dengan pahala. Kalau habis pahala, dosa orang tu pula kita tanggung.

Semua ni dah pernah dengar. Tapi kenapa kita masih suka berhutang?

"You bayarkan dulu eh. I takde duit kecik la. Esok i bayar."

Pastu, esok tu lupa. Kawan pun lupa. Ye lah, Hutang 50 sen takkan nak berkira tulis dalam diary. Tak BFF la cemtu. Bila benda tu muncul balik? Yes, kat akhirat.

Pastu, i tanya my uncle,

"Kalau cam bill phone, bill internet sume tu, kalau kita tak bayar, kira hutang juga tak?"

"Kira. Tapi kalau cam penalty, late fee ke apa, tu tak dikira hutang. Tapi yang kita dah pakai service dia, dikira."

Darn. I cannot imagine nanti insyaAllah lah kalau dapat masuk syurga, kena tahan.

"Siti Rohani Hashim, you cannot go in. Hutang Ananda Krishan tak settle lagi."

Ow man whatthefish.

Selalunya, kita suka nak assume orang akan halalkan hutang kita. But adakah?

That's why lah i bab2 hutang ni tak berani. Tapi syukurlah mempunyai kawan2 yang tak berkira. Selalu kena dengan Nurul.

"You, nah RM2. Hutang semalam."

"You jangan nak berkira sangat boleh?"

Apakah?! I pula yang berkira,

Lagi satu, hutang dengan company.

Ada tak sesape yang bijak, bawa balik office's stationeries, like a pen, or a stack of papers, untuk kegunaan peribadi? Untuk buat anak punya kertas lukisan?

That is considered mencuri, my friend. Unless company policy kata okay.

A story ive heard before, but am not sure sape orangnya. Its either Khalifah Abu Bakar, or Khalifah Abdul Aziz (the 5th).

One day, he was in his office. Then, his son stopped by to talk to him on personal stuff. Then, he got up, tutup lampu, and discussed with the son. Dalam gelap.

Why? Because dia tanak guna harta syarikat for kegunaan peribadi cos takut ditanya kat akhirat.

Question:

How many of us yang guna phone office untuk call boyfriend/mak mertua/orang insurance sebab nak jimat bill Maxis anda?

I have to admit, i was like that. I used the office's phone for personal calls. But syukur Alhamdulillah, i no longer do that. I stopped 2 years ago.

My last secretary dulu pernah nak applykan phone lines for all of us in the department so that we can call handphones. But i said i tanak. I takut i menyalah gunakan. Call orang for personal reasons. So, better i takde access to call handphones.

There are some office's facilities that i use untuk kegunaan peribadi. Like print flight tickets, for example. I have a choice to either beli printer kat rumah sendiri, or pergi Cyber Cafe to print it. But too hassle. So what i did, i bought stationeries with my own money, and letak kat bilik clerk. So that everybody can use it. Its like to compensate what i've used. Im not sure if that can be done or not? Tapi i niat, "stationeries ni are for those ink and papers i've used for personal reasons."

Betulkan i kalau i salah.

My uncle also cerita, dekat akhirat nanti, ada 2 orang yang bergaduh pasal hutang.

Kita namakan dia Paul (as in Paul Walker) dan Michael (as in Michael Scofield).

OK. Paul hutang dengan Michael. So, depa ni duk bergaduh pasal hutang tu. So, malaikat datang to settlekan the dispute.

Malaikat tunjuk satu rumah yang sangat cantik. Paul and Michael pun tanya,

"Untuk siapakah rumah itu wahai malaikat.?"

Malaikat menjawab, "Rumah ini adalah untuk orang yang apabila berhutang, dia membayarnya."

Paul pun apa lagi. Dia nak lah bayar (not sure with what) sebab dia tau ganjaran dia adalah rumah yang sangat cantik di syurga.

And then, Malaikat tunjuk satu lagi rumah yang lagi cantik. Yang beratus ratus kali ganda lagi cantiknya. Macam istana. Lagi cantik dari rumah Oprah. Kalau rumah first balcony dia view KLCC, yang second ni view dia cam dalam Lord of the Rings.

Paul and Michael yang kuat bertanya (mungkin dari golongan gen-y) pun tanya,

"Untuk siapakah rumah itu wahai malaikat.?"

"Rumah ini adalah untuk orang yang memberi hutang, kemudian apabila si penghutang tidak mampu untuk membayarnya, dihalalkan hutangnya itu.."

Haaa sudah. Last2 berebut. Paul nak bayar. Michael nak halalkan. Hmm pepandai la korang.

OK. Cerita i mungkin tak senonoh. And uncle i pun tak namakan watak tersebut Paul and Michael. Cuma i nak sampaikan tu tak tau camne. Faham kan apa yang i cuba sampaikan?

Basically, Allah janjikan sebuah rumah / istana yang cukup indah di syurga, untuk orang yang menghalalkan hutang. Ganjaran dia terlalu awesome untuk digambarkan dengan bahasa saya yang hampeh ini.

Tapiiii. Tidak lah bermakna kita harus mengambil kesempatan kepada orang2 yang kita berhutang with.

"Babe, nak istana kat syurga tak? Halalkan la seribu inggit i hutang tu, wink."

Ewah kamu banyak cantikk.

In our lives, memang kita terdedah dengan hutang. Semua benda pun hutang. Especially pemilik2 credit card.

So my uncle said, camnilah. Untuk hutang2 yang kita tak sure, what we can do, is sedekah/zakat kan duit tu, dengan niat, duit tu adalah untuk cover hutang2 lama kita yang kita dah lupa, or orang tu kita dah tak jumpa lagi, etc. I tanya dia, "tapi kalau dah lupa berapa jumlah dia camne??"

Dia cakap, kita agak2 lah. Selalukan bersedekah. Baca niat, "Ya Allah, jika ada hutang2 ku pada sesiapa saja, aku niatkan sedekahku ini sebagai bayaran buat hutangku. Kau berilah pahala sedekah ini pada orang yang aku berhutang itu."

Something like that lah. Point ada di situ. Be creative dengan doa sendiri. Jangan risau sangat keberkesanan niat tu ke apa. Just do it. Let Allah decide Dia nak terima ke tak. Yang penting, niat kita ikhlas sesuci safi balqis.

Lagi satu, my uncle said, kalau boleh, niatkan berzakat dari bersedekah. Pahala berzakat lagi banyak dari bersedekah. Sebab zakat adalah wajib. Sedekah adalah sunat.

Anyway, ada lagi satu. Ni my uncle tak cakap la. Tapi i terfikir sendiri.

Kan kita ni banyak hutang. Eh kita pula. Sorry termasukkan nama korang. I la. I ni banyak hutang. Especially credit card. Credit card sampai tiga. Tanak kalah. I nak cancel dah my Citibank credit card tu. Tapi bila i nak cancel, orang bank tu waived my RM90 annual fee pula. Awww so sweet. I cair la like this. Terus tak jadi cancel. But anyway tu cerita lain la. Pasal hutang kan. Kan i banyak hutang. I takut satu je. Belum sempat statement sampai untuk i bayar, tetiba i diambil Tuhan. So how?? I nak bayar, tapi akhir bulan lepas gaji masuk. I meninggal tengah bulan. (Contohla)

OK. Makanya, untuk be safe, boleh ke kalau bila i bersedekah/berzakat, i tambah niat i tu, "............ya Allah, jika sudah selesai hutang2 ku, aku niatkan sedekah ini untuk future hutangku."

Err... boleh ke??

My 7 Wonders

2011-09-11T11:00:00.000+08:00

Dulu, masa zaman2 every month beli majalah Remaja sebab nak tau tips2 kecantikan untuk "remaja", (btw, to you who said minum air asam jawa selalu boleh suara sedap, adalah kejam), i pernah berikrar pada diri.

"One day, kalau aku banyak duit, aku nak visit all the 7 wonders of the world."

Yearsssssss later baru i found out, owhhh minum air asam jawa tak menjanjikan suara seperti Sharifah Aini and owhhh 7 wonders tu bukan lah list tetap. Ia berubah2 mengikut musim. Seperti pendirian kita juga.

For example, i still remember when The Hanging Garden of Babylon was one of them, eventhough i always questioned, "whyyyy? what's so special about it?" and now no more? Confuse laa like this.

Apparently, the list berubah based on a poll from the world. I think they do it every 4 years? Honestly, im too tired to care. There are so many wonders in this world that i think to list only 7 is not enough.

As for me, i have my own version of 7 Wonders of the World (WoW).

This may sound yikes, but when Bud is around, i would always want my 7 WoW. Sebelum dia pergi kerja, or sebelum kitorang kuar rumah, or selepas semayang, or kalau dia nak suruh i pergi mandi, i mesti takkan berganjak selagi he hasn't give it to me.

"Sayang, please pergi mandi..."

"Don wan gimme my 7 wow first."

What on earth is this 7 WoW?

They are the 7 kisses i get from Bud on

1. Forehead
2. Right eye
3. Left eye
4. Right cheek
5. Left cheek
6. Nose
7. Lips

and its just....

WOW!

:)

Saya tau. Belum setahun pun kahwin. Semua sweet. Lagi 10 tahun nanti saya update lah apa jadi kat WoW tu.

Wonton.Com.My

2011-09-09T15:13:00.005+08:00

Today, im gonna learn how to make chicken wonton. Or wonton chicken. Whichever asalkan sedap. If jadi, i'll share the recipe with you guys.

Ive promised Nurul that i will serve that to her when she visit my house for raya nanti. So nervous!

Anyway, i'll be back to Malaysia this Sunday. A lot of open houses and weddings coming up! One of it, i have to be the emcee. You should have known by now that i am sooo not up to public speaking. But i was tricked by Nurul into thinking that im going to be the emcee for majlis tilawah Al-Quran. I mean, how could you say NO to that?! Even kalau tengah tuka2 channel radio and tetiba terpasang lagu nasyid pun i akan tunggu lagu nasyid tu habis baru berani tukar channel lain. Ni kan pula something to do with TILAWAH Al-QURAN.

Damn man, she's good. She knows my weakness. The pleasure of feeling guilty. Tapi takpe, pecah kaca pecah gelas.

And oh, is iphone 5 really going to be out soon? Should i buy that instead? Because I heard its cheaper?? Tapi... I dah terbeli beli case for iphone 4. Hmmm.. bad decision.

Just to let you know, i just cut my own hair. Wanted Bud to potongkan but he is always busy when the time comes. Fine. I buat sendiri. And then, he had the nerve to say that its ugly.

OK la fine. He didnt say ugly la. He used the word "uneven". I exaggeratingly translated that into ugly. Same difference what.

But in all honestly, i don't really mind. I never like anything so perfect anyway. Tak seimbang pun tak seimbang lah. Janji rock.

Btw, anyone here yang nak buat open house, feel free to invite me omaigucci tak malunya. Sejak bila kamu ada gucci nak mai mai gucci ni? But anything's gotta do with food, im in!

And lastly, just to remind all of us that sementara kita cakap2 pasal makanan ni, jangan lupa bersedekah kat orang2 yang memerlukan. Doesn't have to be money, tolong angkatkan barang untuk makcik yang tak menang tangan bawa barang2 dari pasar pun kira sedekah.

See you soon my loves!

Majority Wins?

2011-09-09T07:25:00.005+08:00

I bukanlah orang yang paling pandai masak dalam dunia ni, tapi kalau stakat grilled chicken chop with cashew buttered sauce, see the leg la.

Ok gila tipu kan. Like i said many times, kasi i lepas cekodok pisang dulu ye. Latest production, leper. I don't understand. Instead of bulat comel like how our moms do it, it is LEPER. Dah lah leper, lebar lagi. This is not good for my health! Feels like shouting, "WHO HEMPAP MY CEKODOK??!"

Once dah lepas cekodok, goreng pisang. HOW TO MAKE THE TEPUNG MELEKAT AT THE PISANG??! From afar my goreng pisang looks like drummet Ayamas.

But it's okay. I know i can do this. I just need more practice.

Walaubagaimanapun, i pernah menang pertandingan menghias makanan organised by Mandarin Oriental Hotel. Or kata omputihnya, FOOD PRESENTATION COMPETITION.

Masa tu actually we had this one convention. Bila time lunch, at the stage, they welcomed 30 orang pertama untuk hias our food and bawa atas pentas, and Head Chef dekat MO will be the judge. Food boleh diselect from the buffet line.

Ramai wanita2 berebut nak masuk, termasuklah budak cekodok leper. And dia only allow 30 people. Out of 500! I kan mana boleh competition terbuka camtu. Mesti nak tunjuk power. So i pun pergi to the buffet line and i picked some salmon, some broccoli, and some other food which i couldnt remember.

But my design was very simple. When i looked around, sume orang punya cam very meriah. I felt so left out. Ada sorang kakak ni, siap nak halang2 pinggan dia dengan badan dia cam tanak kasi orang tengok. So competitive! And at the same time, the emcee announced tinggal 2 seats left for the competition. Hearing that, i dengan gaya mutu keunggulannya berlari ke atas pentas sambil pinggan diletakkan atas kepala (pergh) and thank God i was the LAST contestant. Berbaloi juga skill Watson Nyambekku.

The judge was this mat salleh guy. He had two of his assistants standing beside him. When he was judging my food presentation, he looked at me, smiled, and said, (i can still remember till now) "This is very good. You are very good."

WOAH. Double "very good". Putus satu benang. Kembang abis.

Eh. Ke dia cakap kat sumorang?

But i didnt expect to win! Seriously. My design cam kosong sangat pinggan tu. Tu pun sebab i ternampak kat food channel mana tah, kalau diorang decor their plate, diorang buat simple. I guess less is more?

One thing i learned from this experience, majority wins, but is not always right. If i terikut2 rentak orang lain dengan menghias pinggan tu dengan meriahnya juga, i wouldn't have won. Kan? But i believed in myself, and i sticked to my own style. Eventhough the real truth is that i wanted to add more to the plate but because the emcee has announced only 2 seats left, i had to secure my place ok! But that's not the story im gonna tell my kids, ahem. They dont need to learn the truth now, do they? Im gonna stick to "........and i sticked to my own style". Full stop.

And one thing i learned also, i sangatlah mudah terpesong. The intention of this entry is to cerita pasal my trip to Abu Dhabi.

.........................

Bagaimana kita boleh sampai ke sini??!

Raya in Dubai

2011-09-08T16:17:00.017+08:00

Woohoo!! Its Raya already! For the first time ever im celebrating it with moi husband. Hmmm takdelah best sangat sebenarnya. ;p Hehe KIDDING. Don't let me sleep on the couch tonight sayang.

You know, Raya wont be as fun without families around. Lontong, kuah kacang, and rendang are all secondary things to make it worthwhile. First, its always duit raya. Eh bukan. Family. So to those who managed to celebrate your raya with families this year, say thank you to Allah for the gift. As for myself and Bud, we went to Dubai on the first raya.

You see, in every muslim country, from Gurun Sahara to Timbuktu, we can only think of one way to celebrate raya. That is, with family. So no matter how rich or poor you are, you would want to balik kampung, visit relatives, and have lunch and dinner all together with your loved ones. Not once would you think you'd want to celebrate in any other way. So no matter in which part of the world you are, you'll see the city will be so quiet cos everyone will go back to their kampung halaman and for that first few days of Raya, the city is going to be a dead city. I mean, its pretty generic everywhere, no?

WRONG.

Clearly, Dubai doesnt think so. Bud and I went to Dubai with the thought that it's gonna be very peaceful and quiet, cos everyone will balik kampung. So off we went, in our baju raya, (mine is last 2 year's baju raya in shocking pink while Bud in his "soft pink" shirt - his definition of baju raya is very depressing)

We at Oman airport while waiting for our flight to Dubai.

OK. Why did we pick Dubai? Alright alright. Bud let me decide where we wanna go so why did I pick Dubai?

Apart from the thought that it's going to be peaceful and queit, (im soooo old) i kinda miss Dubai. I had a fabulous time when i was there last time and i just wanted to re-live the moment. Bud and I had a pretty romantic time and the city just surprised me in every way.

We had 5 days to spare so of course, we can't stay 5 days just in Dubai. So i decided that we should check out Abu Dhabi and i have always wanted to see the Ferrari World. And after finding out that the cost from Dubai to Abu Dhabi is just AED20 by bus, i figured, ahhh.. Abu Dhabi is a MUST!

Ferrari World, wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................

But first! We need to book hotel in Dubai first. Bud gave me the honor to decide on which hotel should we stay in.

I picked this hotel called Ramee International Hotel which only cost us AED180 per night. And that's after 40% off! Very the cheap furthermore the hotel has the word "international" in it. Ahh classy! We just secured ourselves a good bargain here yipppie! Im so proud of myself, ahem.

Pictures of hotel from the internet:

Not bad, huh? It looks happening!

OK. Hotel, lulus.

The hotel is located in this area called Deira, and according to the review in booking.com, the taxi stand (actually its the bus station that will take us to Abu Dhabi but they call it taxi stand - dont ask me why) is just the OPPOSITE of the hotel - such a bonus! and the metro station is just 200 metres away - double bonus bonus! And it is just a few blocks away from this mall called Burjuman or something so we couldn't be happier.

When we actually got to the hotel, we found out, it is NOT just the opposite of the taxi stand, it is NOT 200 metres away from the metro station (its actually 2 km away) and it is NOT a few blocks away from this Burjuman mall. You wanna know what is actually JUST the opposite of the hotel?

A night club.

Great. The night club is just RIGHT THERE and sexy women and hor*y men were just scattering around bargaining you know what. Let's just say in Malaysia, the place would be famously known as Lorong Haji Taib. Saying that out loud makes me feel so sad for all the Haji Taibs out there. With what they did to Taib's good name, i would never wanna name my son Taib. He'd grow up hating me, i swear.

You see, during our first trip to Dubai, we went to all these luxurious places and you just feel all classy and rich while you were there. Little we know that Dubai is not just all that. In Deira, we see the other side of Dubai. Of course, i didn't know that when i booked the hotel. I just booked it because it's cheap and the taxi stand is just the opposite bla bla bla. But once we were there, we were quite shocked with the discovery cos i had no idea. If i were to compare to Malaysia, Deira is like Jalan Masjid Jamek or Jalan TAR.

I guess this is where the lower income people lives. So many Indians, Bangladeshis and Pakistanis around. One thing about these people, the guys, they hold hands while they walk. You can see it all around you. So romantic (positive) or SO damn gay (negative). OK your pick.

HeHeHe.............

I say, its very sweet. :) Only men who are confident with their masculinity can pull this off. ;) HOWEVER, I would never want to see Bud with his guy friends holding hands in KLCC or anywhere for that matter. Masculine or not, please don't do it. Ok sayang? You hear me? Hello hello!

So anyway, like i said, we discovered the other side of Dubai here in Deira and to be honest, eventhough its a nice experience, i didn't really enjoy it. In other words, next time im in Dubai, Deira wont be my to-go-to place.

Maybe im being paranoid, but these guys made me feel so unsafe and uncomfortable. They would just STARE at you eventhough your husband is just standing beside you. Maybe its normal for them but i just feel like being virtually harrassed. To be more blunt, the way they are looking at you, its like they are going to rape you. That's how i felt anyway.

I hated that feeling. One time, i actually stared back and gave him the deathly hollow look but what i got in return was a deeper stare from him. Argh tanak kalah! Freaky man! I just squueeezed Bud's hand all the time while my other hand, i just prepared a fist in case somebody try to do something, i'll be ready to smack him down. (gagah)

But Alhamdulillah, staring is just how far they would go and im glad i just booked the hotel for one night. Cos the next night, we are going to Abu Dhabi. We will only stay in Dubai on our last night before going back to Oman. I didn't want to stay in the hotel any longer (the room is NOT as per the picture ahh im so easily fooled and the smell, ....................) so Bud brought me to Dubai Mall to have lunch.

We were so soo sooooooooo surprised to see the sardines of people in there! Everywhere there were people and i was thinking, don't these people have kampungs??? Its first day of Raya man!! What are you doing here in the mall??

Metro station:

At the food court in Dubai Mall:

Compare this:

....with the one i took in February:

Errr... Not quality wise. The subject here: sardin-ness of people.

My trip to Dubai this time, wasn't very pleasant. So many people, and all i want was peace and quiet. If i knew, i wouldn't pick Dubai to spend our Raya. But it's okay, at least now i know how it is. Experience is everything. Hmm yelah.

The next day, we went to Abu Dhabi but i think that should be in my next post. I talk too much already kan! Hehe.

Just wanna wish all of you Salam Aidilfitri, maaf zahir dan batin. I apologise for any wrong doings, and i apologise if there's any of my entries yang condescending, hurtful or even inappropriate. I welcome constructive feedback and comments any time and feel free to hentam me all you want, as long as its for my betterment.

Oh. Just wanna let you know, Allah has been very kind to me. He knows how desperate i am for kuah kacang and He sent me one here in Oman! I found it! Not as delicious as our moms', but im ever so grateful already. So thank you Allah! You have given me so much. :))

Im Hot!

2011-08-28T14:41:00.019+08:00

IM HEREEE..!!!!

And its hot hot hawttttt!

Bud was like, "Ni panas? You should have been here 2 months ago."

Oh uh? Okay, thanks hunny. That really, is comforting..

Aahhhh who cares its hot hot hot!!

Tapi bila teringat Billboard depan Concorde Shah Alam tu cakap "Perang Badar berlaku pada 17 Ramadhan", terus insaf dan stopped complaining. Rasulullah rocks!

Dah lah masa kat airport i dilanda kemurungan kerana my newly bought sunblock and Avene spray mist kena rampas.

"Yang ni tak boleh bawa masuk kapal terbang ye."

"Haa? Which one?"

*the security guard shows the sunblock and spray mist*

"Oh no. Why???"

"Sebab dia lebih 100ml.."

Damn! How could i forgot??!!

"OK, but the spray mist i dah pakai.. so tinggal 2 3rd aje. So technically, dia adalah dalam 80ml."

"Dia tak kira camtu.. dia kira besar botol. Patutnya tadi bawa masuk sekali masa check in.."

"But i need it to hydrate my face dalam plane... I need it.. Kalau tak muka i kering.."

At this point i think he and everybody else who heard that wanted to say "Ada mak kisah??" Tsk..

"Tak boleh cik.. Memang dah rules dia camtu.."

Bagus. Cik. Rasa "chix" sket.

"OK fine. But you jangan buang. You kasi lah sesape girls yang nak these 2." while i pointed at some of the girls who were sitting behind him.

"Eh tak boleh camtu.. Semua barang yang dirampas kena buang dalam balang kaca tu.."

I took a look at that balang kaca. A LOT of stuff has been robbed eh eh taken by them!

"Whattt??? Membazirnya!!! No no give it to the girls.."

"Tak boleh.. uhm.. ada CCTV.."

"Haa? Takpelah. So?"

"So kalau saya kasi, nanti saya kena."

"Oh.. Okay okay, kalau camtu meh i kasi."

"Tak boleh juga... Memang sume barang yang dirampas kena buang.."

"Whattt??!!" I hugged the 2 poor lil kids close to my chest and i can feel my muka starting to feel panas nak nangis. Who on earth created that rule?!

"Okaylah. Fine. Thank you anyway."

"Lengkali cik ingatlah ye? Apa2 yang lebih 100ml botol dia takleyh bawa masuk, tak kira lah dah pakai ke tak.."

*Sobs*

Bye bye spray mist.. Sampai di sini sahaja jodoh kita.. :'(

Aaaaahhhhh so sadddd!!! You know how dehydrated and tight yr face could be in a plane? I had to tempek moisturizer twice sepanjang the 6-hour flight. TWICE! Bimbo abis.

Masa kat airport, Bud cakap kat i..

"Sayang nanti tak payah masak tau."

"Haaaa why???"

Dalam hati bercampur baur. Suka ada, terasa pun ada. Suka sebab yayy tayah nangis potong bawang!! Terasa sebab.... "whyyyy masakan i tak sedap keeee."

Takpe2. Mari kita lihat apa kata Bud.

"Sebab kan sume orang dah start pindah ke rumah baru kan. So diorang dah bawa all their barang2 keluar sekali.."

Haa baguih. Bukan sebab i masak tak sedap ye kanda? I pun lepas tu cam "yayyy" and clap2 my hand tapi dengan nada perlahan bibir senyum sampai telinga ala2 Julia Roberts.

I bukan apa. Dulu lah masa i 2 bulan kat sini kan. Pernah one day ni i ye ye nak masakkan untuk dia. Duk tanya sayang nak makan apa? sayang nak makan apa? Dia duk cakap nak bawa i makan luar aje. Dah lah mahal kan. I wanted to save!

Pastu agaknya dia terbabas kot. Dia cakap, "Makan luarlah. At least confirm sedap."

APA??!!!

Fine budyusoff. Fine.

Terlajak kereta boleh direverse. Terlajak kataaaa... haaa.......

Tapi takpe! I take it as cabaran. Kamu cakap makan luar AT LEAST CONFIRM SODAP yo? Takpe2. Padang pak malau padang bertempat. Padang saya mengkuang layu. Padang kamu padang bola sepak. Ada hari kita ketemu.

Ahh sudah main hentam aje. Baru i tau selama ni bukan padang rupanya. DAGANG lah.

When i reached the house, OMG!!! Everything's gone!

Practically, its NOTHING in there! Kesian gila Bud. No kettle, no microwave, pinggan pun seco'et je..

And our moms kirim us rendang daging which we dah makan for 2 times for sahur now. Dah lah kena simpan dalam fridge sebab takut basi. Pastu bila nak makan, takde microwave, makan lah dalam sejuk2 tu.

I tak kisah. Masa kat Auckland memang dah biasa. Time winter aje, letak lauk atas meja pun sama macam letak dalam fridge. Maka sebab selalu lapar and malas nak tunggu panas, memang belasah aje sejuk2 tu. So my tekak dah immune. Tapi Bud, ala kesiannya. Sebagai seorang isteri, tak sampai hati den tengok dia telan rendang sejuk2 tu.

Macam nilah hidup si perantau.. But we will survive!!

Lagipun Bud duduk kat rumah ni pun tak lama. He also is moving out to a new house. Hopefully kat rumah tu sume barang ada lah.

Malam ni Bud ajak berbuka kat hotel. Ada orang nak belanja rasanya. Cant wait to see what kind of lauk they serve!

Oh oh you guys sekarang dah kat kampung masing2 ke? To those yang belum, please please pleaseeeee baca doa sebelum berangkat. Kalau tak tau doa naik kenderaan, baca je ayat Qursi. Semua kena hafal ayat Qursi right. Itu kan ayat Hafazan masa form 5. Selagi tak lepas, kena diri atas kerusi. Eh ke ustazah i je cemtu?

Tengok kat twitter, banyak laporkan kemalangan itu and ini. Aih so risau! I know we cant avoid kalau dah ditakdirkan Tuhan, but at least on our part, kita ada usaha to elakkan.

Btw, Bud nak bawa i raya kat luar Oman. He has entrusted me to plan for it. So in my list, ada Dubai (tak puas2!), London, Amsterdam, Rome, Zurich and Edinburgh. Bunyi cam luxury sangat je kan negara2 pilihan hati. Tapi nak mengubat hati yang lara tak dapat makan lontong and kuah kacang masa Raya nanti, maka ianya perlulah diubati dengan melawat tempat2 idaman.

Sabar Rokiah, sabar..

Right now i sort of dah made up my mind nak beraya kat mana. Cuma belum beli ticket lagi so nanti dah confirm baru lah saya update ya ibu bapa.

Tajuk memang tak boleh tahan. "Im Hot". Cam, "Im Pretty". LOL! But you know what i mean, rightttttt.

Supermak

2011-08-23T10:04:00.005+08:00

Oh my oh my. 3 more days for pure happiness oh my oh my.

I'll be seeing my husband this Friday yay! Soooooooooooo nervous i tell you. Don't know why. How should i react when our eyes meet? Should i give him a sweet smile? Or "IM HEREEEEEEEEE!!!" smile? Or malu2 tersengih tee hee tee hee smile? Ish tampo kang.

Alhamdulillah my boss kasi cuti for 2 weeks, walaupun kerja banyak. Sobss terharu. I love my boss!

I'll be back on September 11. We have no plan yet of how we're gonna celebrate our Raya there but i tak kisah pun. Whatever Bud has planned or not planned, i ikut aje. Asalkan dia ada kat sebelah.

Tapi sekarang i cakap je la camni kan. Nanti dah sampai sana kalau dia tak bawa jalan mewajuk pula. LOL! Takpe takpe, we'll see we'll see. ;p

Btw, Ramadhan dah nak habis. For the first time in my life, i feel so sad to tinggalkan Ramadhan. Not sure why, but the feeling this year is a bit different. Dulu, tak sesabar nak Raya. Tak menyempat2 beli tu beli ni. This year, my family and i are taking the "wasatiah" measure. Wasatiah means berpada2 atau kata lainnya bersederhana lah laidet. Nothing new in my house, except tukar carpet. Tu pun sebab kesian kat my mom, karpet yang ada tu cam dah lusuh bebenor. Yang lain, maintain the same.

Kuih pun dah pesan kat my mom, tamo beli banyak2 sangat. Memang dah menjadi tradisi, kuih muih akan tak habis dan hanya menjadi hiasan di dapur. So this year memang nampak lah my mom menahan temptation untuk beli. Syabas mera beti syabbass. Tapi kekadang my mom ni i kenal sangat. Beli sebab kesian. Sebab nak tolong orang kan. Yang jual tu pula kekadang single mother, orang susah. Mana la kita sampai hati.

Btw cakap pasal my mom, pagi tadi i rasa bersalah gila dengan dia. Pagi tadi cam biasa, she sent me off to work. So masa dalam kereta, she said, "Kakngah, bilik kakngah tu nanti ibu kemas lepas raya lah ye. Tak sempat nak kemas before raya.."

I was like, "haaaaaaaaaa why you wanna make me cryyyyyy". Sedih laaa... My mom ni!!! Tak sampai hati i dengar dia cakap cemtu. Nape nak kena kemaskan bilik i?? Mengapa perlu bersusah payah untuk i? My mom lah orang paling busy dalam dunia ni i rasa kengkadang. Nak kena kemas rumah, masakkan untuk anak2 yang cam King Kong bila makan, (i.e. yours truly), kemaskan bilik kitorang adik beradik, basuhkan toilet, busy dengan business sambal ikan bilis dia. Aih macam2. At the same time she still have time to pergi kelas mengaji, kelas tu kelas ni. Memang class kan my mom.

Sometimes i feel like i dont deserve my mom. Kekadang bila balik office kan, tengok bilik dah berkemas, lantai rasa sejukkk je bila dipijak and dah siap ada towel baru sume. Tsk.. sedih. My mom tak pernah berkira bila buat kerja. Dia selalu cakap, kalau tak ikhlas, jangan buat sesuatu kerja tu. That's why lah kalau i tak ikhlas, i tak buat. Heh.. Malu nak ngaku pemalas la tu. Tapi kalau nampak i tetiba rajin tu, meaning memang tengah ikhlas la tu. Bukan nak membodek ke apa. Ait ait.

Ni pun my mom sebenarnya tengah busy nak siapkan order Hari Raya for her sambal ikan bilis, masih ada masa nak buatkan untuk Bud. I cakap, tak payah lah.. Ibu kan busy. Dia cakap, "kalau untuk orang lain ibu boleh buat, takkanlah untuk menantu kesayangan tak boleh.." Ecehh budyusoff you jangan perasan tau dengan ayat "kesayangan" itu. Sebab you sorang je pun menantu dia. So tiada competition.

Every mom is a supermak. So kita pun nanti kena jadi supermak and superwife juga okay!

BAIK!

Bye Abang Bud, We Mish You

2011-08-21T01:13:00.003+08:00

Hey there budyusoff,

You've got a message :)

Where Did Bud & I First Meet?

2011-08-19T13:58:00.009+08:00

I dah tengok jawapan2 anda semua. Sangatlah comel2 belaka okay!!!

Oh oh btw, sorry semalam tak dapat nak log in blogger.com. I didnt know what was the problem. Dia asyik kata something something TIME OUT. Cam whatdehhh. But glad its back on! ;)

So anyway, ramaiiii sangat teka Auckland, i think maybe because i belajar kat sana and korang assume Bud pun eh?

And then, Wellington, because in one of my entries before, i ada tunjuk our FIRST PICTURE EVER. Which, you're right. Was in Wellington. Hehe.

And yang teka Christchurch, apakah reason awak pilih yang tu?

Okayla okayla. I btau lah jawapan sebenar.

Bud and I....

We met at a....

University........

in....

CHRISTCHURCH

Yes schweethearts, its Christchurch!!! Hehehe.

Wellington was where our love started to bloom, but Christchurch was the place where we first set eyes on each other. A year later, we met again, in WELLINGTON, and hence the picture. :))))

Our first went out together was also in Wellington. So Wellington was where it started, but not where we met. :)

Auckland. Hmm,.. nothing interesting about Auckland. Auckland we no fwen. LOL!

So... thank you so much to those who have tried but failed ;p Hahaha saje gurau. But we have a winnerrr!!! Woot wooot!

Congratulations to INDAHNYASISURIA yang jawapannya sangat simple.. (is it B?) but betul! Hahaha so cute!

The name is Sid. And Sid has been with me since i first started blogging dulu. Such a loyal reader! :)

So Sid, i think this warrant for a date between us. We should meet and i'd love to hand you the present personally k!

As for the anonymous yang jawab Christchurch juga, tu tak kira. I think that's Meh. Ahem. I rasalah. Sebab dia je yang tau fashion rambut Bud time tu. Hahaha. Meh dah kasi soalan bocor pun ada yang tak dapat lagi. Hempap tau.

So since takde orang lain yang jawab Christchurch, i je la yang pakai eye cream tu. Takpe. Next time kita buat giveaway lagi okayyyy!!! InsyaAllah selagi ada rezeki lebih, i will share with all of you.

Oh oh hari ni saya dapat peluang berbuka puasa di Mandarin Oriental. Waduh waduh sungguh kaya. Eh tapi ada orang nak belanja lah. Alhamdulillah.

Btw, 7 days to go for pure happiness!!!!

Ramadhan GiveAway

2011-08-16T18:21:00.009+08:00

Just deposited my Nuffnang cheque into my account and woohoooo im richer! Hehehehe. ;)

Guess who i wanna spend it on?

Yups yups! You. YOU. Yes, YOU. My readers :))

Earning money is never the main reason why i blog. I treat it like a bonus, and im thankful for that. But more importantly, its about capturing my journey and memories into words. And with your support and love, im still here. So thank you vewy vewy much!

Because of that, its only fair for me to spend it on you, no? ;)

So anyway, what am i giving away? What what? Hehe..

My mom selalu pesan, nak kasi orang hadiah, kasi lah hadiah yang kita suka. Jadi, apa yang i suka yang sesuai nak diberi pada my readers ya? Hmm jom fikir kan sama2!!

Okay. Most of my readers are girls. I RASA la. So bila girls, of course la about kecantikan. Kan? Makanya, apa barang favourite i sekarang yang i pakai, yang i pun nak share with my readers ke awesome-ness-an dia??

Setelah berfikir, i rasa i nak kasi this:

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Mary Kay Timewise Firming Eye Cream!!

God, I love this eye cream! Its very rich in texture, and it helps my eyes tak nampak cam mak limah sangat. I have a very sembap eyes and fine lines dah banyak kuar babe. So if i tak jaga dari sekarang, nanti lagi teruk. Kesian Bud nanti.

Mata adalah antara asset yang memang i pay attention to. Sebab pada i, kalau kita dah start ada banyak fine lines, berkedut with crow's feet bagai, boleh nampak tua dari usia sebenar. That's why lah bila orang make up, dia lebihkan effort kat mata. Dari mata lah turun ke hati. Heh..

Dah lah sekarang ni pun orang ingat umur i 30. Tsk. Saya ada 3 tahun lagi kak.

So this eye cream has really helped me and i memang suka this product. Dia tahan lama. I pakai, tahan 6 - 8 months, depending on how frequent and how banyak i use. But the texture is already very rich, you dont need that much.

I have tried any other eye creams, so far this one works best for me. The price is RM150 per bottle. And im giving away 2 in total. So 2 of my readers will get to enjoy what i enjoy.

You want?? :)))))

OK. Last time i giveaway presents, i pilih based on sape yang kasi comments right? So this time, i buat kelainan sket lah. Ok kan?

So simple. Just answer this question in the comment box below:

"Where did Bud and I first meet?"

Wahhhhhhhhhh so easy this one! Hehehe. Tapi masa sekolah i tak suka soalan subjective. Suka soalan objective. Almaklumlah, bila time dah tick tock masa exam tu, boleh main tembak je. (KIDS DONT DO THIS AT HOME)

So untuk memudahkan, ini ada pilihan jawapan, anda boleh pilih ya.

A. Auckland
B. Christchurch
C. Wellington

I rasa sangat senang kot soalan ni, granted that you're my loyal readers. :) Kalau touch and go, mungkin mengalami kesukaran sket nak jawab.

So dearies, if berminat with the present, share with me your answers k! The lucky ones will be chosen this Thursday, insyaAllah.

Till then, selamat berbuka and jangan lupa terawih ya?

Lots of Love,
Telur Ikan. (Roe)

Miss Terawih

2011-08-15T21:38:00.006+08:00

Hari tu ada one of my friends asked me,

"Roe, ada tinggal terawih?"

"Ada."

"Malas kan kekadang?"

"Uhm yeah. Tapi Alhamdulillah this year tertinggal sebab period."

"Ooo so tak pernah miss terawih la ni?"

MISS TERAWIH.

Ada 2 makna. Kalau i anggap soalan dia, "Tak pernah RINDU terawih la ni?" I akan jawab, PERNAH! And kalau i anggap soalan dia "Tak pernah TINGGAL terawih la ni?". Err jawapan dia masih PERNAH! Huhu apalah i merepek ni kan.

Adat manusia. Malas. Especially bab2 ibadat. I ni pun bukan baik sangat. Nak ganti puasa pun liat.

Tapi bab terawih ni, i faham kenapa ramai yang miss terawih. Satu, masih tak mendalami kehebatan solat sunat yang ada setahun sekali je ni, and dua, malas. Malas sebab tengah penat. Malas sebab tengah mengah. Malas sebab tengah ngantuk. Malas sebab tengok bola lagi best. Hehe..

I pun kekadang ada juga masa2 yang rasa malasssss sangat nak buat terawih. Tapi pastu i fikir satu je. Terawih ni bukan boleh buat hari2. Masa Ramadhan je. Once a year. So if i miss this one, i adalah manusia yang paling rugi.

So kalau i penat sangat pun, at least i buat 2 rakaat, 1 witir. Ramai kata kat i, itu tak complete. Tak dikira terawih. Tapi my mom cakap, yang penting ikhlas. Better ada dari tak buat langsung. And just berdoa semoga Allah terima amalan kita yang tak seberapa tu, insyaAllah..

I pernah baca, dekat syurga nanti, setiap amalan akan ada pintu masing2. Meaning, ada pintu solat sunat dhuha, ada pintu sedekah, ada pintu zikir, etc. So kalau kita ni jenis yang suka semayang Dhuha, ada satu pintu yang khas untuk kita. Orang yang tak buat semayang Dhuha tu takleyh masuk. Hmm sedih.

So, i assume, terawih pun sure ada pintu dia kan? So i tanak lah nanti tak dapat masuk pintu terawih ni. Nanti jealous bila tengok Nurul dengan Ilya masuk, i kena tunggu luar. Tak aci.

Oh lagi satu, my mom pesan, bulan Ramadhan ni is the best time to belanja orang makan (especially belanja orang berpuasa makan) dari kita organise kenduri masa Raya ke, etc. So kawan2, marilah start beli makanan sket2 and sedekah kat jiran2, kawan2 office, and sesape je lah yang puasa. Beli Yusuff Taiyob pun okay. Beli satu kotak, amik plastic, satu plastic 3 biji. Then distribute to bebudak office. Settle.

Jangan sedih kalau orang kata kita kedekut taik idung masin ek elleh kasi 3 je??? Ok.

Btw, tahun ni i rasa special. Sebab tahun ni, suami i tolong bayarkan zakat untuk i. Tatau lah nape. Tapi rasa cam... uhm... rasa sangat disayangi. Walaupun dia bayarkan zakat je pun. Hmm sah sah lah hormon ngengade tengah on.

Oh, tahun ni iklan raya PETRONAS bila nak kuar? Hmm..

Long Champ

2011-08-12T22:12:00.005+08:00

Just got back from a terawih at a surau in Bangi yang 2 rakaat memakan masa 10 minit sebab ustaz baca surah panjang sebab they have a plan to khatam Quran by the end of Ramadhan. Hmm something like that. OMG i tell you i am the worst ever when it comes to berdiri lama time semayang. The first 2 minutes i can focus, after that, my mind started to wander, my eyes started to get REALLLL sleepy, my body dah terhuyung hayang and please eh Roe jangan salahkan hormon atau syaitan.

Habis je 2 rakaat pertama, i terus ke belakang, and semayang sendiri. I really couldnt stand the long prayer. Terus jadi tak khusyu' so better lah semayang sendiri dari semayang berjemaah pahala 27 kali ganda tapi otak ke lain.

Later baru i realized, i was the only one who did that! I was the only one yang pindah ke belakang. And most of the jemaah were makcik2. It was so embarrassing, i swear. I budak muda, tulang masih utuh, insyaAllah, dah give up just because ustaz baca surah panjang sket??? O EM GEE.

Memang kena slap in the face oleh tangan sendiri. Come on la Roe.

OK. Ni bukan nak justify ke apa, tapi bukan kah Rasulullah dah pesan, kalau semayang jemaah, tak digalakkan baca surah panjang2 sebab takut dalam kumpulan jemaah tu, ada yang bawa anak kecil, ada yang dah uzur, and ermm in some rare cases, ada yang ada masalah kentut?

Tapi betullah. Nampaknya dalam barisan makmum ustaz tu tadi, uhm i lah yang uzur nya.

Waaahhh... Perlu beli Appeton sekarang.

Raya Leave!

2011-08-09T19:36:00.000+08:00

Dulu masa belum kawin, soalan2 trauma adalah seperti:

"Bila nak kahwin?"

Bila dah kahwin, soalan traumanya berubah.

"Bila nak pregnant?"

Hehe.. *malu*

Bila dah nak dekat raya ni, banyak sangat soalan ini yang saya terima:

"Bila Bud nak balik?"

"Bud balik tak raya?"

"You tak pergi Oman?"

Jawapannya, saya tatau. Hari2 i tanya soalan yang sama kat Bud, "sayang jadi balik tak niiii". Sampai dia pun dah naik menyampah kot.

I ada la terfikir. Dia ni nak buat surprise ke? Adakah dia cam melengah2kan kasi decision whether dia akan balik raya or not, pastu tetiba kang muncul kat office i dengan muka seposen?

"Sayang, why cam susah eh you nak kasi jawapan you boleh balik raya ke tak?"

"Sebab kat sini cuti dia bukan cam Malaysia. Our government declare awal2. Kat sini diorang dah nak dekat2 tu baru announce their public holiday."

Hmmm.. Im not convinced.

"Sayang, you cakap la bebetulllllllllll"

"Ya Allah, betul lah. Buat apa i nak tipu?"

Hmmm..

Still.

Not.

Convinced.

"Are you trying to surprise me again???"

"Eish perasan je dia ni."

"Fine. I perasan fine. Buat lah surprise. You tanak btau i bila you balik fine. If tetiba you nak buat surprise time tu lah i tak sempat shave, jangan menyesal!!"

Tu nak ugut lah konon. Hmm whatever.

Semalam cam biasa, we talked on the phone. Awal2 lagi dia dah cakap.

"Sayang, i tak dapat cuti. So sayang okay ke kene raya Oman?"

"Raya what now?"

"Tu la.. i cuti 4 hari aje. So kene raya sini."

"He. He. He. You're kidding right?"

"No. I serious lah."

"Tipu."

"Ya Allah. Betul lah. Nanti sayang beli tiket and lemme know how much k. I transferkan duit."

"TIPU."

"Sayang, im serious laa.. Esok sayang tengok tiket k?"

"TIIPOOOOO."

OK FINE. Kesimpulannya tahun ni saya raya di Oman. Oh rendang. Mahu menangis sekarang.

Peer Pressure

2011-08-02T11:18:00.019+08:00

I memang tak suka shopping. Lantas bersyukur dikelilingi kawan2 yang juga tak suka shopping (maka tiada masalah peer pressure) dan bersyukur mempunyai suami yang suka shopping.

Pernah sekali Bud belikan i jersey Manchester United.

Sebenarnya dah lama dah he kept on pushing me to wear jersey sebab dia kata dia suka perempuan pakai jersey. Nampak sexy katanya. Gatal kan suami saya. I pula tak suka. So one day ni he bought from his friend, and dia tanya i size apa. I cakap lah M. Its always my size. M.

Sekali kan, ya rabbi kecik gila. My cousin umur 12 tahun pakai pun muat2. I pakai sesak lah nafas omg asthma. Dah lah masa nak pakai, ok lagi. Tapi bab nak tanggalkan baju tu. Terus bahagian neck tersangkut kat hidung. Ketat gila. I cuba juga tarik keluar. Tapi still tersangkut lantas hidung ternaik ke atas macam... uhmm macam... ish tak sampai hati lah nak cakap. Tapi terus mancung cam Rani Mukherjee la senang cite.

Tapi bersyukur lah kerana tak incredible hulk cam baju kurung oren i tu. A+ pada mutu kain! And terima kasih sayang kerana mempunyai keyakinan yang bini u ni kurus. Itu adalah sangat comel.

When Bud and I went out to shop for my stuff, memang i akan suka sebab i tak perlu fikir bab2 berfesyen ni dan tak perlu nak make decision. Boleh goyang kaki fikir nak makan apa lepas ni sambil dia membelek2 baju2 atau kasut2 untuk i test. Selalunya dia yang akan pilihkan what looks good on me. Walaupun kekadang i rasa cam hek elleh taste dia niii tapi sebenarnya bukan kisah sangat pun. Yang penting kalau Bud rasa cun, settle. Cantik tu kan subjective.

Bud sedang mencari kasut mana yang mampu membuatkan kaki bini dia ni nampak cerah dan montok.

Oh. Can you believe my size kasut is 5? kadang2 7, depends on mutu kasut. Yes. Untuk orang dengan ketinggian 168cm, size 5 adalah sungguh luar biasa. Nak sedapkan hati lagi kita cakap, adalah sungguh "unik".

Orang selalu cam, "haaa? roe!!! keciknya kaki u!!" cam ya yaa yaaaa. I have small feet. Muka pun kecik. Dulu my dad panggil i cheetah. One of his nicknames for me. Kalau i rambut pendek kan, memang obvious badan besar, muka kecik. Dulu pernah lah nak style2 rambut ala2 Natalie Imbruglia. Tak jadi. Zaman gonjeng. Manalah tau rambut2 dalam magazine tu sume yang dah diperm dan dispray bagai. Bila mak antar ke salon, cakap kat orang salon tu, nak rambut cam Natalie. Bila dah siap, suka. Sebab cam wahhh comelnya saya. Balik rumah, basuh rambut, leper dah. Terus nangis cakap cina Salon tu tipu.

Jangan terpedaya.

Sesat.

Lagi satu, i have kaki yang gelap. Tatau lah apa masalahnya. Gelap yang legam. Dah sental fair & lovely pun tak jalan okay fine. Ehhh bukan seluruh kaki yang legam aaaaaaaaa itu terkena sumpahan. Ini bahagian bawah tu je lah. Apa orang panggil? Kalau bahagian bawah is tapak kaki. Dia ermmm opposite tapak kaki. Hmph stragelnya nak explain. Takpelah abaikan abaikan.

Pernah sekali ni my junior cam terjatuhkan pen dia bawah kaki i. So dia pun tunduk nak amik. Tetiba dia cakap, "YA ALLAH HITAMNYA KAKI KAK ROE!"

Okay fine. Tsk. :'(

Tapi i dah redha la.. Biarlah kaki hitam asal hati putih. Hehehe..

Eh okay lah dah lah cakap pasal kaki. Tak berfaedah betul.

Sebenarnya nak cite, i insyaAllah akan pakai iphone 4 tak lama lagi.

Sebenarnya, dah lama dah hantar form to Celcom. I tanak dah Maxis. Kan kita tak suka Maxis kan kawan2. Tapi pastu, ada problem. Maxis rejected my transfer to Celcom sebab apparently ada satu no. lama i, which i dah terminate lama dulu, menjadi penghalang. Adehhh so tired with Maxis's drama. I tatau lah apa kisahnya. I tak pergi2 lagi Maxis to ask. But if pasal outstanding bill, i dah settlekan dah. Hmm tatau lah.

Hari tu lepas dapat tau my application tak lepas, patutnya i straight pergilah jumpa Maxis to settlekan kan. Tapi sangatlah the busy. Tak sempat2. So last2 sampai ke hari ni tak pergi2 lagi Maxis. At the same time hati i berat sebenarnya nak tuka phone. I love my pinkberry walaupun Bud cakap dia sedih tengok i pakai phone tu. Bud ni cakap orang pandai. Do you know dia pakai phone apa? Phone Nokia RM70. Podacit.

Antara orang yang paling benci dengan my phone is Sha. Tiap kali dia jumpa i,

"Rohani!!!! When are you going to change your phone?"

"Whatttttt. I LOVE MY PHONE!"

"That's not a phone!"

"You so bising you buy me a new one la you and your iphone leave me alone go away."

"Tengok ni. Butang dah cabut2. Ish. Degil. Can you just change it."

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Takpelah Bedah. Muka ala2 Betty La Fea memang sukar diterima masyarakat.

I bukan apa. Phone ni banyak berjasa. Dia dah jatuh kena sepak terajang sume pun dia masih kudaku lari gagah berani. Mana i tak sayang.

Pernah sekali ni i park kereta sebelah longkang. Masa drive i letak phone tu atas riba i. Pastu erm cam biasalah i ni kan pelupa. Masa nak kuar kereta tu, main kuar aje. Terus phone terjatuh tergolek ke luar kereta. Dah lah jatuh, pastu sebab nak selamatkan dari masuk longkang, secara spontannya i tendang dia lagi kasi jauh dari longkang. Ish terseksa tak perjalanan hidup dia i kerjakan.

Kawan i punya iphone, jatuh sekali, Gone Baby Gone.

Huh! Who's tougher now??!

So anyway, berbalik kepada iphone, sekarang ni kawan2 office i duk gelak2 bila i tunjuk my new casing for iphone. Sebab diorang cakap, tak pernah dibuat orang. Ada ke beli casing dulu baru nak beli phone. Hmmm ye lah.

My iphone casing. Pokedots.

Kalau ikutkan memang malas sangat nak tuka ke iphone ni. Tapi sebab terpaksa. Tu yang subconsciously i lengah2 kot.

The only reason i nak pakai iphone is because senang nak call Bud thru Skype. That's all. Sebab selama ni i duk call direct kan. So kalau pakai Skype, i can save half of the bill. Tapi, tu la.. hmm..

Sekarang ni, dalam my group, Zura and Nurul dah tuka ke iphone. Dah pandai check in check in dah sekarang.. Dulu, semua phone Sony Ericsson aje. Mana ada nak smart phone smart phone ni. Sekarang ni bila 2 orang dah upgrade, yang lain pun cam nak terikut2.

Inilah yang dinamakan, peer pressure.

Sekian.

I Should't Have

2011-08-01T17:55:00.005+08:00

Missing my husband like everyday. Hari2 bila call, emo.

"Why sayang... why do you always leave me........"

Reply standard Bud: "Aih sayang i ni la..."

Hari2 ugut dia kalau dia tak balik esok, i akan beli tiket ke Oman sekarang juga! Tapi, hmm.. cakap je lebih. Buat nya tak berani. Bud pun dah malas nak layan. Ye lah, bukannya pergi beli tiket naik helicopter Petrosains boleh burn aje tiket tu. RM3,000 wak.

Benci lah bila ugutan tak menjadi. Sedih.

Aahhhh salahkan hormon.

Hows your puasa this year? Any new resolution? My new resolution cam biasa.

1. Sembahyang di awal waktu
2. Jangan berkata buruk pasal orang
3. Terima orang seadanya dengan berfikir positive selalu
4. Maafkan kesalahan orang
5. Jaga hati suami

Yang last tu cam ecewah aje. Heh.. Aihh i just love my husband. Thank you Allah for this feeling! Hari tu masa habis Charity Bazaar tu, Ilya, Nurul, Aliah and I duduk2 kat basketball court. Masing2 penat. Pastu, Aliah cakap she gotta go sebab the husband dah tunggu dalam kereta. Pastu she said, "He's like the bestest husband.." Pastu i cakap, "Alamak. My husband pun the bestest husband. So how?"

Hehehehe ngade aje. Saje i ngusik. Everyone should feel their husband is the best husband in the world. Only then you can appreciate every single thing dia buat for you. :)

Oh oh! Hari tu pergi tempah baju raya with my aunty. Bila bab nak mengukur tu, i kasi lah sket2 suggestion.

Disclaimer: Nombor2 yang tertera telah duiubah suai demi menjaga self esteem penulis.

"Mak Uda, berapa size pinggang Mas?"

"25"

"Takpe, buat 23 or 22.5 ke.."

"Eh.. betul ke ni?"

"Betul.. Orang tengah diet ni. Sempat ni kurus before raya."

"Yakin ke? Hari tu yang baju oren tu pun camtu juga, suruh Mak Uda kecikkan size. Tapi bila pakai kan dah koyak kat lengan.."

"Tu lain. Tu orang salah budget... Ni betul.."

"Eish tak berani lah Mak Uda. Takpelah camni. Kita ikut je dulu size sekarang, nanti kalau besar sangat kita adjust lagi. Okay?"

"Alaa.. hmm ye lah."

My mom kat tepi tu dah gelak2. Semua tak yakin i mampu kurus before raya. Dont play play ibu. I know where you live.

Tapi i tak salahkan mereka. Kot ye pun i ni yakin boleh kurus, agak2 lah roe... 2 months ago, i ada hantar baju lace color oren dekat my aunty tu. I suruh ikut size baju lama i yang dah ketat. Wahhhhhhhh confident harusssssssssss. I dengan yakinnya cakap TAKPE, MAS AKAN KURUS. PERCAYALAH. Pastu bila dah siap and i pakai, adoiiii terkoyak lah pulak bahagian bawah lengan tu. Sobs sobs.. Ive lost their trust. Hard to earn back!

Lately i banyak juga beli online shopping. Favorite: Thepoplook , Asos and H&M. I think i dah beli 8 from poplook, 2 from asos and 7 from H&M.

Pastu bila beli, gatal beli size kecik. Bila sampai, adoi tak muat lah pulak. Sabar roe, sabar..

Takpe. I yakin i mampu kurus before raya!

OMG. Yang i ni duk sibuk fikir pasal kecantikan kenapa bulan2 Ramadhan ni? First day pula tu! Astaghfirullah.. Amalan tak seberapa dah sibuk fikir nak kurus. Amalan awak tu dah gemuk ke?

Okay. Im sorry. Sorry to my readers for reading this. You just wasted 2 minutes of your time :(((

imissmyhusband

2011-07-22T17:51:00.003+08:00

OMG i miss my blog soooooooooooooooooo much! Really, ni betul. Memang rindu betul. Sepanjang tak update sepanjang tu jugalah saya tidak membuka blog sendiri. Memang long distance relationship.

Work is so challenging right now. Work bertimbun. Balik everyday confirm malam. I learn new things everyday. Make a lot of mistakes, but every mistake i make, i take it as a journey to success eceh alamak poyo la pula.

But the good thing is, i love it! You know bila u banyak keje, u rasa cam gaji u berkat. Nak buka twitter pun tak sempat2 kak oi. And i have a new boss. She's tough, very lah the detail, and very lah the sume nak cepat. But i love it too! She tak kedekut ilmu and she shares everything with me. She tells me kalau dia rasa i buat keje tak betul, and she apologise kalau dia kasi i banyak keje. And i cam ish why nak apologiseee. Lagi banyak keje you kasi, the more i learn.

Sekarang ni memang hidup i tak terurus. Cubicle kat meja memang astaghfirullah. Eh tapi memang selalu camtu pun. Eh tengok. Dah cubicle, meja lagi. Pardon me. Im not so well. Dengan charity bazaar kitorang next week. So many things to do. Habis keje kat office, balik rumah, focus on managing the charity bazaar pula. Balik rumah, nak call Bud pun tak larat. Pastu esok pagi bangun, rindu kat dia. Pastu nak call, tapi dia kat sana kul 2 pagi. Sigh long distance.

Esok, im going to a spa with my mom! Girls day out weeeeeeeeee. Lama tak spend the weekend with bondaku. Sebab weekend selalu i balik Shah Alam melawat mak dan ayahku. So this week nak spend time dengan ibu lah. Haaaaaa confuse ke mak ayah bonda ibu aih macam2.

Anyway, next week Friday sesiapa yang berdekatan KLCC mai lah jumpa saya dan rakan2 di Twin Towers Fitness Centre. Kita shopping sama2 okay! ;)

The last one we collected around RM25,500 and 100% of it went to charity. Alhamdulillah.. :))

Thank You Allah

2011-07-13T15:50:00.007+08:00

I've been complaining more than i should have for the past few months.

"Dah duaploh orang ingat i pregnant. Downnnnnn laaa like this!"

"I hate you Maxis!!!!"

"Why oh whyyyyyyyyyy??!!! Why do you do this to me traffic jammmm"

Complain complain complain. I've had enough of it already! Hmm menyampah dengan diri sendiri.

The thing is, i wasn't like that before. I was very accepting, redha, sabar, and calm when ditimpa masalah.

Lately, all i hear is im stress about work, money, work, work, work.. aihh.

Yesterday, Nurul and I checked out of the office at 9pm. And i was asking her, "what kind of life is this?" And both of us can just sigh and sighhhhhhhhh.

Pernah tak i terfikir, makcik cleaner yang duk bersihkan cubicle i hari2 tu, waktu kerja dia adalah dari pukul 7.30 pagi hingga 10 malam setiap hari?

Pernah tak i terfikir, gaji i yang kononnya tak cukup untuk survive di KL ni, adalah 5 kali ganda dari makcik tu?

Bila i complain jam jam jam!!! bila stuck at Jalan Tun Razak pukul 6 petang, pernah tak i terfikir, at least im in a car, air cond, dengan radio masih berfungsi. Pernah tak i terfikir, kepenatan orang yang naik bas, tapi tak dapat tempat duduk, pastu kena pula bau haruman oleh orang sebelah yang tak pakai rexona?

Pernah ke roe? Pernah?

Of courselah pernah. Tsk jangan marah saya.

Orang yang kuat, adalah orang yang dapat control kemarahan dia, and dapat tahan mulut dari mengomplen.

Pagi tadi, lepas semayang Subuh, i duduk di tikar sembahyang tu, and i fikir. I selalu cakap terima kasih kat orang yang membantu i or memberi sesuatu kepada i. Tapi i tak pernah cakap terima kasih pada Allah. Memang i ada memuji Allah dengan cakap "Alhamdulillah" from time to time, tapi, perkataan Terima Kasih tu sendiri tak pernah..

Sampai je office, i wrote at my communicator status, "Terima Kasih ya Allah"

Terima Kasih.

What am i thanking Allah for?

Banyak.

1. I berterima kasih mempunyai ibu yang menjaga kami adik beradik dengan baik sekali. Makanan disediakan. Bilik dikemaskan. Baju dibasuhkan. Kemudian digosokkan. Even toilet kitorang pun ibu yang basuhkan. Tak malu ke?

2. I berterima kasih mempunyai suami yang penyayang, yang belikan i iPad, yang melayan kegedikan i, yang lebihkan i dalam segala hal, dan yang sembahyang tak tinggal.

3. I berterima kasih mempunyai kawan2 yang selalu menaikkan self esteem i, dan yang selalu belanja i tiket wayang dan red velvet tanpa diduga.

Banyak lagi benda yang i perlu berterima kasih sebenarnya.

Bila fikir2 balik, my life isn't that bad after all.. :)

Sekali Lagi - Watched!

2011-07-08T18:36:00.007+08:00

Tadi pergi tengok cite Sekali Lagi tu. Not bad lah for a malay movie. I like it! Kira stock boleh nak tengok banyak kali la.

Sape belum pergi tengok, go laaa. I dengan Nurul ternangis2 dalam tu. Hilang ayu keluar wayang idung merah. Thats why lah i malas nak nangis in public sebenarnya. Muka jadi.. uhm, takpelah tayah cakap nanti jadi doa pula.

Tapi one thing for sure, cite tu banyak bab2 kelakar. My favourite:

"Mama boleh jadi nenek kalau mama nak main sekali."

Hahahahahaha.

I dont wanna spoil it for those yang plan nak tengok. Tapi i dengan Nurul dalam tu, kejap kang nangis wuwuwu kejap kang gelak hahahaha kejap kang nangis huuuhuuuu kejap kang gelak HAHAHAHA. Bercampur aduk emosi. Ada satu part tu, dia gabungkan emosi sedih campur lawak. Makanya sambil nangis sambil gelak. Gelak tak ingat dunia tapi air mata meleleh2. Dilema. Nak nangis ke nak gelak ni?

Tak consistent.

Dalam masa yang sama, i nak terkencing. Nurul pun rupanya. Tapi sebab cite best, maka terpaksa tahan. Energy yang tinggal digunakan sepenuhnya untuk mengepit celahan kaki. Kalau my father in law tau sure kena ni. Dia dah pesan kat i, JANGAN SUKA TAHAN KENCING. Sebab i pernah berbangga kat dia bila i btau dia i punya skill yang i boleh tahan kencing dari Ampang sampai Kemaman. Dia marah. Hmm ye lah lepas ni tak buat dah. InsyaAllah.

Tapi dia selalu camtu tau. Bila wayang cite best lah pundi kencing tu kurang memberi kerjasama. Tapi takpelah. Asalkan bukan masa tu lah dia nak tercirit.

Habis je wayang, lepas tunggu 30 saat untuk mengesat air mata dan air hidung, kitorang pun bergegas keluar nak cari toilet. Tapi i ni penggeli dengan public toilet. Kang nak kena lap dulu lah dengan tissue seat dia. Pastu nak jirus2 dulu lantai. Ahh banyak keja. Baik naik je office guna toilet office. Takpe. Sanggup.

Dalam perjalanan ke office tu, dua2 duk recap balik part2 lawak dalam cite tu. Pastu gelak2. Tak ke mencari pasal tu? Kamu dah lah tengah tahan kenc pastu nak gelak2 lagi. This is not healthy.

"Dah lah you please jangan buat lawak lagi please i cannot tahan!"

"I tanak cakap dengan you dah i dont wanna look at you go away."

"You i need my energy to tahan this so pleaseee!!"

...adalah rayuan-rayuan kami pada masing2.

Sampai toilet office pun memang tak menyempat nak buat apa2. Campak handphone dan wallet atas sink pastu terus memecut laju ke tandas sambil menolak pintu dengan ganasnya. Astaghfirullah.

Lepas tu apa jadi tayah lah cite heh..

Once Again

2011-07-07T16:22:00.012+08:00

I adalah penyokong tegar movie2 Melayu. Niat i, memang nak support our local movies. Tapi of courselah ada batasan. Kalau cerita macam Nana Tanjung Anak Mami dan sebagainya, memang susah sket nak sokong dengan menontonnya di wayang. Tatau kenapa. Salahkan je lah ibu mengandung.

Tapi i kalau nak beli DVD cite melayu pun, akan beli yang original. Kalau nampak DVD2 Melayu kat rumah i yang purple disc tu, itu semua keje the boys. Diorang bukan kira ya tuan-tuan.

"Why you should buy the gold disc, original and not the purple disc Dvd-R"

So anyway, hari tu i nak sangat tengok KL Gangster.

Dah beli tiket dah ni. Plannya nak tengok dengan my mom. Tiba2, hari yang sama, Bud buat surprise. So i pun cancellah date dengan my mom sebab of courselah bila suami pulang ke kampung halaman, saya isteri yang solehah ini harus pulang ke rumah masakkan dia lamb chop. Okay tipu. Kasi i lepas cekodok pisang dulu baru boleh berangan nak masak lamb chop.

And then, i berharap lah dapat tengok KL Gangster dengan Bud. Hmph. Takde maknanya dia nak tengok movie melayu. Geram aa cemni. Dulu dia paksa i tengok Iron Man tapi i tanak sebab tak suka comic based movies tapi i pergi juga. Dia i ajak tengok cite melayu sket pun tanak. Memanglah Iron Man tu best and last2 i suka tapi stillll. Faham kan issue nya di sini apa? Faham kan?

Last2 kan, i tak sempat pun tengok cite KL Gangster tu tau. Siaran dah habis. Aaaaaaaaaaaa sedih! Terpaksa tunggu DVD kuar. Tak pun kat Astro First. Tsk.

Frust tak dapat tengok abang badan ketak ketak.

Sekarang ni, i teringin sangat nak tengok Sekali Lagi. Memang suka pun tengok Lisa. Comel.

Macam suami isteri. Sang Singlers, sila jealous. Sang suamis, ingat isteri di dapur.

Esok insyaAllah i dah janji dengan Nurul nak menonton Sekali Lagi. Plannya nak ajak lah kawan2 kami yang lain. First sekali i ajak Zura. Melalui chat.

Me: Zura, i dengan Nurul plan nak tengok wayang jumaat ni. Wanna join?

Zura: Ye ke? Boleh jugak. Cerita apa?

Me: Sekali Lagi.

Zura: Oh.. cerita apa you nak tengok?

Me: Sekali Lagi. Tapi lepas tu Nurul cakap dia nak marathon Transformers after that. Tapi tu i tak join lah. Sebab i dah tengok.

Zura: Oh ye ke.. abis tu you nak tengok cerita apa?

Me: SEKALI LAGIIII

Zura: Oh oh.. yang Sam tu ke? Hahaha.. sorry2.

Ini dengan Zarit and Ilya pula. Perbualan yang sama. Juga melalui chat.

Me: Jom la tengok wayang Jumaat ni. Sekali Lagi.

Zarit & Ilya: Cerita apa?

Me: Sekali Lagi.

*and the conversation led to other topics*

Zarit & Ilya: So cerita apa nak tengok ni???

Me: Sekali Lagiiii. Ngok ngek la. Penat i cakap.

Zarit & Ilya: Hoiiiiiiiii cerita apa?

Me: SEKALI LAGIIIIIIIIIIIII

Zarit & Ilya: Owhhh tu nama cerita ke? Hahahahahaa.

Adoiii kawan2 aku ni. Sungguh tak aptodet.

27 at 2011

2011-07-05T16:36:00.002+08:00

This year hasn't been good to me. Banyak perkara sedih yang berlaku dalam hidup saya pada tahun 2011. Tahun 2010 adalah tahun yang membahagiakan. Maklumlah, tahun saya berkahwin kan. Ala gatalnya.

Tahun ni, hmmm... people close to me would know how miserable my life is this year. Umur 27 tahun. Ramai kata normal. Pada umur 27 ni lah start macam2 dugaan. Duit, career, boss, rumah, dan macam2 lagi. Ada benda saya berjaya manage. Ada benda yang saya gagal, lantas diri menjadi manusia yang kurang bersabar. Jika ada sesiapa yang cuba mengambil kesempatan, (potong line kat counter bayaran Isetan, buka kotak hadiah saya nak beri orang tanpa kebenaran, etc) maka saya akan suarakan ketidak puasan hati saya pada waktu itu juga.

"Excuse me? Did you just cut my line? That is very rude."

Cam..... Roe, its just a queue!! Sigh.

Why? Why? Kenapa saya perlu begitu? Relax. Chill.

Tahun ni memang agak susah. Betul ke normal to feel this way at this age? Theory sahih ke tu.

Oklah. I gtg now. Nak pergi beli keropok lekor.

Pergi Jauh

2011-06-28T13:19:00.005+08:00

Dalam hidup ini, saya pernah terharu beberapa kali apabila ada insan-insan yang sudi mengspend masa, tenga dan keringat untuk menghasilkan sesuatu untuk saya. Walaupun ianya boleh dihitung dengan jari ku yang runcing, saya amat menghargai kesemuanya. Ada yang berbentuk lukisan, ada yang berbentuk cross-stitch (apa nama melayunya?), ada yang berbentuk gelang, dan sebagainya.

Namun, saya pernah terharu apabila ada seorang kawan baik telah mencipta sebuah lagu berdasarkan kisah hidup saya dan didekasikan lagu itu buat saya. Tajuk lagu itu adalah Jendela. Itu mungkin sesuatu yang buat saya terharu sampai sekarang, kerana tiada lagi insan lain (selain Bud, itu pasti) yang boleh menandingi hadiah istimewa dari kawan saya itu.

Tapi kini, ada hadiah lagi istimewa dari insan yang amat saya sayangi, yakni Nurul si penyejuk hati, yang telah diberikan kepada saya dengan penuh keihlasan dan kasih sayang. Menurut beliau, ilham untuk menghasilkan karya suci tersebut datang secara tiba2 setelah saya meminta beliau untuk melukis pelan ke rumah beliau.

Ia berbentuk sebuah lukisan abstract yang sungguh exotic sekali dan tidak terbanding nilainya.

Berikut adalah nota berbentuk email yang dihantarnya kepada saya beserta dengan hadiah indah tersebut:

To: Siti Rohani Hashim

From: Nurulaziah Zaki

Jika kau masih ingat, saat bersama mencipta lukisan abstract. Hari ini, ku nukilkan untukmu, tulus ikhlas, ilham yang dtg secara tiba2. Terimalah lukisan ini, khas untukmu.

Ku nama kan ia “Pergi Jauh” bersempena niat asal ku yg ingin melukis pelan ke rumah ku. Tetapi sudah menjadi karya ini tanpa disengajakan. Mungkin Allah sengaja ingin member ilham kepadaku pada saat ku melukis pelan ke rumah ku.

Indah kan bahasanya? Seindah kasihnya padaku...

Dan inilah yang telah dihadiahkan kepadaku... hasil titik peluh beliau sendiri.

Terima kasih sayang. Akan ku bingkaikan dan ku abadikan hadiah indah ini buat tatapanku di kala tua, sebagai kenangan kita bersama...

Ikhlas,

Yang terharu.

Love Actually

2011-06-27T22:20:00.007+08:00

Hari tu tengah mengajar my father in law something about the internet. And then ada satu part ni, i nak suruh dia click kat this one picture. But he couldnt find which picture yang i maksudkan. And then i pun pergi kat dia and touch the picture tu banyak2 kali. Tapi tak gerak2...

Aiksss??

Then he said...

"Mentang2 computer ayah ni murah, Roe buat ayah macam ni.. Ni bukan iPad..."

Heh... 1 markah poyo di situ.

Hari tu my 13 year old cousin asked me,

"Kakngah, kenapa you sayang Abang Bud?"

Fuhh, soalan yang membuatkan ketiak berpeluh. Beginikah rasanya bila diterjah Abang Naz?

"Hmm.. sebab........ dia baik."

EEK! BORRRRINGGGG. Suka kan jawapan2 skema camtu. Macam orang tanya, "you suka lelaki macam mana?" and kita jawab, tentulah lelaki yang beriman, menghormati orang tua dan jutawa- eh eh termaterialistic pula.

Kekadang boring juga dengar jawapan2 camtu. Cam hek ellehhh semua orang suka orang2 seumpama itu. Lagi2 bila tanya artis. Tapi, ko nak artis tu jawab camne lagi Roeee. Okay kak.

Okay lah. Berbalik kepada soalan tadi. Kenapa i sayang Bud?

Sebab dia suami i? PASTI LAH. Sebab dia baik? PASTI LAH.

Hmm.. Jap i fikir.

1. Dia seorang yang gentleman. Sepanjang percintaan kami, out of 1,000 times kuar dating, dia belanja makan sebanyak 999 times. Lagi 1 kali tu adalah i belanja sebab rasa cam bersalah pula kikis duit dia.

2. Bukan itu saja. Kalau keluar dengan kawan2 i, bila part nak bayar, dia akan belanja. Makanya kita pun tak jadi malu punyai buah hati berperangai sebigini. Pada i, lelaki yang gentleman, pays his date's meal. Kalau date dia tu bawa kawan2, itu kira combo package. So ko kena subscribe sekali. LAGI LAGI gentleman kalau bayar parking tiket sekali. Ok over. Tapi ni semua mengikut kemampuan pasangan ya rakan2. Kalau orang tu kita tau kurang berkemampuan, jadilah wanita yang considerate.

3. Bud is also very soft spoken dan tidak ego. Kalau gaduh, kalau salah dia, dia akan terus minta maaf. Kalau salah i, i akan minta maaf juga. Tapi tak terus lah. Selalu kena tunggu 2 jam. Baru nampak tegas. Oh so whatever. Tapi hari tu dia merajuk i cakap lubang hidung dia besar cam ekzos motor. Dia cakap i buncit macam mama dugong takpe pulak?

4. Walaupun dia tak kenal siapa tu Yuna, tapi dia ni pandai. Sifir duablas tu dia hafal la.

5. Before kahwin, dah buat verbal agreement. "I TAK KISAH BUAT SEMUA BENDA TAPI 2 BENDA NI NAK MINTA TOLONG YOU BUAT. SATU, LIPAT BAJU. DUA, GOSOK BAJU." Ya, i memang anti keduanya. Maka nak suruh dia buat. Tapi kekadang dia tak buat lah. Menyesal tak sign contract.

6. I kalau dah masuk dalam selimut, memang malas nak kuar bilik. So kalau tiba2 tengah2 malam tu dahaga tapi air yang diletakkan di hujung katil dah habis, i akan kejutkan dia to amikkan air kat dapur. Alasan i sebab dia lagi dekat dengan pintu. And nanti dia akan pergi. Mengalahkan ibu mengandung kau ni.

7. Kalau dia tengah meeting dengan boss pun, kalau i call, dia akan angkat. Bila angkat, dia tak cakap "MEETING MEETING MEETING" diikuti tutt tutt tutttt *hang up*. Tapi dia akan cakap bebaik. "Sayang, i tengah meeting, nanti i call you back?" Kan ke sejuk hati tu mendengarnya. Kita pun terus dalam hati niat nak masakkan dia lamb chop kegemaran.

8. Selalu kalau balik nak balik Shah Alam, akan singgah dulu Pandan Jaya amik barang2. Kemudian penuh satu kereta dengan barang2 i. Kemudian bila nak turun kereta, i akan cakap, "Sayang tolong angkatkan barang2 boleh?" And dia cakap, "Boleh." Whoaaaaaaa. So sweet. So nanti i jalan lenggang kangkung and dia penuh tangan dengan barang2. Damn gila mengada i ni astaghfirullahhh baru sedar.

Our Treat

2011-06-26T00:12:00.011+08:00

Semalam i sent a message to my family belah Bud, ajak diorang to have lunch kat Tony Roma's. Bud nak belanja. Dalam message tu, i suruh reply "ON KENING" kalau bersetuju untuk join. Jawapan paling comel adalah dari mak Bud:

"KENNING"

HAHAHAHAHA so cuteee. Orang memain aje dia gi jawab bebetul.

Then i replied,

"Jawapan anda SALAH. Harus menggunakan huruf yang betul."

Hahah.. Saja mengusik lagi.

So anyway, we had dinner at Tony Roma's @ Pavillion. We invited my family sekali. Tapi yang dapat datang my mom and my elder brother aje. Yang lagi 2 orang adik bertuah tu ada hal masing2. Memang susah nak kumpulkan hero2 i tu. Kalau dapat diorang dalam satu occasion, boleh sujud syukur hantar pisang ke surau.

Masa sampai ke Tony Roma's tu kan, satu masaelah telah berlaku. Bud and I both alpa. Lupa nak buat reservation. Makanya masa sampai, budak kat counter menerima tetamu tu cakap dah FULLY BOOKED. 5 customers dah reserve siang2 and each group tu sampai 8 - 13 people. Oh nooooo oh noooooo hati kecilku merintih.

Tapi bebudak ni punya customer service memang bagus lah. One of the best in town. Diorang sedaya upaya cuba to help you. That's why i suka makan situ. So sementara menunggu tu, i duk lah borak2 dengan diorang. Bila agak2 dah mesra sket tu, diorang cakap kat i, "takpe kak.. kita tunggu lagi 15 minit. Kalau orang2 yang reserve ni tak sampai2, kita release seats untuk akak.." So kitorang dengan pekerja2 tu sekali pun cam sama2 lah berdoa semoga ada yang datang lambat. Huhu kejam. Tapi last2 we dapat lah meja. Kitorang 12 orang.

We also celebrated Muneera's birthday. Future adik ipar, hehe. Tapi as usual, dia tatau. So surprise!!!

Birthday cake from Baskin Robbins.

Aryssa with birthday girl a.k.a. Cheche.. (sister in chinese).

Us with Ayqal. Muneera tension je sebab Ayqal senyum properly masa amik gambar dengan kitorang. Sebab masa amik with her.....

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HAHAHAHA. Rascal!

Our big family... :))

Anyway, kan dalam entry lepas i btau korang yang PETRONAS kasi bonus lebih sket kan tahun ni. Bersyukur sangat takde orang yang ingat i nak showz offz. Heh.. Tocey2..

I read all of the comments.

And comment dari Nadia and Abu buat i terfikir cam.. "eh ha ah kan.. tanak ke share bonus dengan blog readers." Ehhhh tapi TERFIKIR je la.. Hahaha.. tak tak memain. I think its time i show some appreciation to those who have been supporting me all this while, and one of it is my blog readers. Walaupun seco'et je bilangannya, tapi you guys inspire me to write more and more every now and then. So thank you. :)

Soooooooooo because of that, ahemm *clears throat* I have allocated some token of appreciation for the selected few. I have selected those 4 lovely people who have left their comments to receive it. So yay! Hehe..

Actually decision tu dibuat dengan begitu pantas sekali. I asked Bud,

"I wanna give something lah to my blog readers. But i don't know who to choose."

Then Bud said..

"Maybe the ones yang left comment in your latest entry?"

So to Sid, Nadia, Abu and Oshinz, please send me your address at my email roe233@yahoo.com k! Tapi jangan berharap hadiah yang gempak2 k pleaseeeee. Just know hati i sangat ikhlas memberinya. Hehe..

To Nadia, Abu, and Oshinz, i hope you guys live somewhere in KL or Selangor cos you are getting two movie tickets to watch one of my to-die-for movies; Transformers 3: Dark of The Moon! BUMBLEBEEEE!!!

Oshinz, i see you already wrote about it in your blog so gimme your address quick so you can watch it on the released date! ;) The tickets are in a form of a voucher. So you guys are not obliged to go on a fixed date therefore you can go anytime you want with your loved one. Just show the movie voucher at the cinema's counter and exchange it with the Transformer's movie ticket!

To Sid, you punya different sket. Remember last year you emailed me asking about the Mary Kay Lip Balm? You said you nak try cos you're having a hard time finding a good lip balm? Its your lucky day as you're gonna get one. Ikhlas dari Bud's wife. Hehh.. So i hope you'll like it! ;)

So that's all. I hope to see the 4 of you in my email k!

I gotta go now. So tired and need to rest. Tomorrow morning nak pergi Sunway Pyramid nak tengok Super 8.

Nite peeps!

Berita Terkini

2011-06-24T15:52:00.002+08:00

It's been a whileeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Lots and lots of things i'd like to share here, but time is so jealous of me.

Update:

1. Bonus PETRONAS tahun ni bestttt. Alhamdulillah. To those yang tatau, its 4 months. Okay lah, sebab last year 2 months. Tak kisah lah orang cakap tahun ni lebih sebab nak election ke apa, yang penting ada rezeki untuk keluarga. Tapi tahun ni i kena berdisiplin sket. Tahun2 lepas kalau dapat bonus aje, wah wahhh laju je dalam kepala nak beli tu beli ni. This year, i nak settlekan segala hutang piutang. Yeehaa, saya banyak hutang. Sekeh sket.

2. Bud surprisekan i on Monday kat office. Tetiba je muka si sepet tu muncul kat cubicle. Eh tapi sepet2 pun sexy. Dulu i tercair kat mata dia la.. Haha. Masa dia muncul tu, i gelabah gila. Bukan apa. Sebab masa tu lah muka tengah tak semenggah. Bila capai cermin, tudung tengah senget, bibir tengah kering, and macam2 lah. Aihhh cannot like this mannnn. I cam.. "No no nooooooo not todayyyy im not pretttyyyyyyyy." Sampai dia pun malas nak layan.

3. Bud belikan i iPad 2 and im loving it! Mine is black in color. Memula ingat nak amik putih, tapi putih dia cam off white. I like shocking white.

4. Premium Beautiful so far tidak menunjukkan tanda2 seperti yang didakwa. Buncit masih sama. Berat tak turun. Kesihatan tidak memberansangkan. And Bud cakap i jalan cam robot. Sabar, sabar.. Tapi bahagian belakang nampak cam "up" sket la.. Ahem.

Oklah. Tataaa.

Mesraaaa~~

2011-06-08T17:24:00.018+08:00

Sebagai seorang anak jati PETRONAS, it is only natural for me to mengpromote PETRONAS. Betul kan?

Tapi, nak promote2 pun, haruslah make sure apa yang kita promote tu,

1. Kita pun pakai product/service dia

2. Product/Service itu bagus (at least di mata kita. lain orang lain taste)
3. Dicop HALAL on JAKIM (bonus)

Semua orang tahu yang PETRONAS ni adalah asset negara. Eh semua orang ke tahu. Jangan kau perasan kau femes PETRONAS. Tapi patut tahu lah kan. And sebab dia asset negara, kita semua kena lah support. Betul? Camne nak support? Adalah dengan mengsupport product dia lah. Yakni isi minyak kereta pakai lah minyak PETRONAS.

Realitynya, tidak semua rakyat Malaysia menggunakan minyak PETRONAS. Kerana apa? Kerana bangla2 PETRONAS tak kacak? Begitu? Bukan. Bukan. Selalunya sebab mereka kata kalau isi kereta dengan minyak PETRONAS, enjin tu tiba2 lah pula jadi lembap. Eish ngade kamu enjin. Kemudian, ada juga yang claim, isi minyak dengan Shell, kilometer dapat lebih dalam 10km. Ish. Camne korang measure tu? Pada i kilometer itu adalah sungguh subjective pengiraan dia. Tapi maybe sebab i anti Maths. So okaylah. Mengalah. Fine.

Kalau semua rakyat Malaysia berpakat menggunakan minyak PETRONAS, nescaya dan insyaAllah (kena yakin), ekonomi negara akan bertambah maju. Bila maju, semua orang benefit. Kerajaan main kasar ke apa belakang kira.

Tapi, kita tak boleh paksa orang. Kalau kita nak paksa semua orang pakai minyak PETRONAS, dah lama dah kerajaan tak kasi Shell, BHP semua tu beroperasi. Kan?

Jadi, persoalannya di sini, mengapa kerajaan kasi diorang operate? Kan ke bagus kalau diorang takde? Kita conquer alll yeahhhhh.

Sabar. Jangan gopoh. Persoalannya tadi, mengapa? Why kasi diorang operate whyyyy? Sebab tanak paksa rakyat ada satu choice aje bila nak isi minyak kereta? Huh? Huhh?

Oih annoying betul duk huhh huhh kan. OK. Memanglah bukanlah semata2 sebab TANAK PAKSA. Tetapi, setiap industry yang bagus, adalah apabila dia mempunyai competition. Jadi, apabila industry oil and gas di Malaysia mempunyai pesaing2 yang sangat hebat, maka kita pun akan strive for the best. To compete with the global competitors. Because we want people to buy our product because they believe in it, not because "terpaksa dow.." And then, kita tanak jadi jaguh kampung je. Kita nak go global. Cam minyak cap kapak keluaran Malaysia. Kat Oman pun ada yaw!

Apa jadi pada Astro bila dia tiada pesaing? Dia pun charge mahal. Astro First tu pun nak charge cam arghh kejam! Kemudian, Streamyx. Mentang2 dia monopoly. Hmm streamyx dengan i baru bermusuh so malas nak cakap pasal dia. Lihat saja pada MAS. Before ada Air Asia, bukan main mahal lagi kau. Takde pun nak ada package2 menarik. Sekarang ni baru terkial2 nak kejar. Buat malu je bila Air Asia punya tagline, "We Innovate, Others Immitate". "Others" tu adalah awak ya, MAS.

Okay berbalik kepada cerita PETRONAS.

The thing is, whether you want to believe it or not, minyak PETRONAS is one of the best ones in the market. Our engineers (and researchers) are very2 competent and highly skilled. If not, takkan lah Middle East companies duk berebut nak rampas orang2 kita. Saja guna perkataan "rampas" kasi dramatic sket. In fact, our minyak dengan Shell, ours is better. Tapi mungkin korang tak percaya sebab i cakap je kan, tak tunjuk facts. Haih ngade la korang ni tanak terima i seadanya. But trust me when i say, minyak kita lagi better dari segi quality. Tapi dari segi economy, memang Shell menang, tapi only by about less than 5% better. Tu lah yang korang duk kata dapat 10km lebih tu semua kan. Sebab economically, dia menang. Quality wise, PETRONAS wins. Haa faham tak.

Jadinya, kalau rasa2 nak tolong negara kita bertambah maju ekonominya, supaya anak2 kita hidup with better education, supportlah product PETRONAS. With your help, we might get 'there'. Where is there? Ala there lah. The top.

Tapi, kalau takmo pun takpe. Tiada paksaan di dalam Islam, benar? Sama lah dalam hal ini. The choice is in your hands.

Sebenarnya, entry ni nak cakap pasal Kad Mesra PETRONAS.

New one. Baru launched last 2 years rasanya. Dulu kad dia lain.

Kita kan kalau pandang kad ni, nampak dia biasa je kan. "It's just a card". Tapi, di sebalik design kad ni, its not like a simple design2 like that. Kena go through banyak procees and Mr. President kena approve the design. I tatau lah sampai ke tahap dia kena approval for the design. Sebab nampak cam benda simple kan. But come to think of it, the design will also carry PETRONAS' brand. So he as our father, ahem, kena lah control the image right?

But to cite lain lah.

I nak cite satu benda yang i baru tau. Sebagai staff PETRONAS, agak memalukan kerana i BARU TAU. Ibarat baru tau Sixth Sense adalah band Malaysia. But ayat nak sedapkan hati: Better Late Than Never. Hmm boleh lah.

So, in case lah di luar sana ada juga yang tatau, meh i cite.

Satu:

Kad ni punya points, takkan expire sampai bila-bila. Whoaaaaaaaa. Sukaaaa!! Sebab i jenis pelupa nak redeem. Point Bonuslink, Coffee Bean semua memang dah wassalam lah. Dah expired baru terhegeh2 eh nak redeem nak redeem. Kemudian, bila abang counter cakap, ADIK POINTS AWAK NI DAH EXPIRED DAH NI, saya akan kata, ALA KENAPA TAK CAKAP PUN, ANTAR STATEMENT KE.. INI BOLEH MENIMBULKAN KEGERAMANAN. Kemudian abang pun cakap ADIK, TAK MUNGKIN KAMI TAK ANTAR STATEMENT. PASTI DAH HANTAR KALAU TAK BERPINDAH ALAMAT. NI MESTI AWAK YANG TAK BACA KAN? Kemudian sebab kau yang alpa, akan jawab, EH YE KE HEE HEE TEEHEE MEEHEE. Dah lah Rokiah.

Dua:

Points boleh diredeem direct dengan mengswipe kad itu dekat pump minyak. Gasp!! Kalau dah tau pun gasp jugak please! I never knew about this. Selama ni ingat kalau nak redeem tu hanya dapat barang2 je cam payung sudip garpu ke apa. Pastu ingat kena isi borang. Selama ni mana2 redemption camtu kan. Dengan Kad Mesra PETRONAS, anda tidak perlu!! And after 4 years of working, baru i tau. FAIL. Tu pun Meh yang btau. And then, i told Nurul. And we tried it! And it worked! Howyeahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tersenyum puas sebab dapat minyak free hanya dengan swipe kad mesra tu saja. Tak perlu kredit kad seperti kebiasaan.

Full tank! Tu pun ada balance points lagi.

Tiga:

Ala, ni cam biasa lah. With the card, dapat exclusive offers for benda2 cam PETROSAINS, Aquaria, dan sebagainya.

Empat:

Boleh share points dengan other members. So kalau rasa2 points kad suami tu lagi meriah, senyap2 lah buat. Dia takkan perasan punya. Oh mai jahatnya i mengajar benda2 lagha.

So tu je lah. Untuk maklumat lanjut bolehlah ke website PETRONAS Dagangan Berhad.

Korang sebenarnya kan, lagi untung dari staff PETRONAS. Kalau PETRONAS wat competition ke apa, korang dapat kereta. Dapat iPad. Kitorang pun dapat juga. Tapi dapat camera, uhm.. apa lagi eh. Benda2 camtu lah. Nak dapat kereta? Kirim salam pak mojo. Tapi, kitorang extra sket dari segi pengumpulan points lah. Kalau we swipe the card, we get extra points from you guys. Oklah kan. Bersyukur dah lah tapi. Hmm.

Okay, sesiapa yang memang isi minyak PETRONAS tapi tak buat lagi dia, apa tunggu lagi! Bertindak segera.

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(see how symbols memainkan peranan penting dalam intonasi?)